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My self-summary
My favorite quote of all time:

"So instead of pretentious you want me to sound sarcastic and pretentious...meh...sounds like a winner"

"You can't be top dog if you act like a pussy"

Now enough with the quotes, now more about me:

I'm shy (at the beginning) but then you will never get me to shut up, always honest (prefer to sting some one right away than slowly poison them with a lie) , weird, times wild at heart, others extremely homely (depends on the effect someone has on me) and I tend to do right by people, be a good person with a good heart (although at times, it just doesn't work out that way, we are all human, we can't be perfect)

Wanna learn more?

Just send me a PM

DON'T stalk my profile, just send a message!
What I’m doing with my life
Honestly...just trying to enjoy it as much as possible.....any suggestions?
I’m really good at
Making people of my best qualities, I find something funny in the worst situation!
The first things people usually notice about me
Penetrating and hypnotic stare, freckles on my lips, strange and weird sense of humor...I think, you be the judge
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Elton John, Billy Joel, E.L.O. and music from the 60s - 80s

Too many to list, so lets just say taking out documentaries and (extreme) gore films, I like a few movies from each genre

Only 4 left (still airing I mean) The Goldbergs, The Big Bang Theory, The Walking Dead and Mom

I'm a carnivore, plain and simple :D
The six things I could never do without
My Laptop (So I can store my music or transfer it to my mobile phone)
My mobile phone (so I can listen to music),
My headphones (so I can listen to music on my phone...see the pattern here?)

And the rest, well, let's figure it on the way, shall we?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why it's SOOO DAMNED HARD to met someone from here who is not a flake...why is it so hard?

Also, why is it so difficult for women to send a "no thanks" email?

I get it, you're not interested for whatever reason but, after someone sends you an email instead of just stalking your profile, it doesn't hurt to spend 2 min on a "No thanks"....called common courtesy ppl ;)
On a typical Friday night I am
Who knows...sometimes as high a a kite, sometimes low on the flow...sometimes dancing my life away...and sometimes, just on the sofa, watching an old movie and remembering the past so I can look forward to the future!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Now, I don't know you well enough to answer that, I'm making it wayyyy to easy for you, now aren't I?

Also, about "casual sex", let's be honest here, there is nothing "casual" about sex even when it is supposed to be casual (The sarcastic side of my humor had to pop up somewhere, what better topic than this?)
You should message me if
1) If you actually believe you got a good sense of humor and the more offbeat, the better

2) If you know at least one of the songs from either Rocky Horror Picture Show, Little Shop of Horrors ('86) or Xanadu

3) if you find this funny: (Not one woman has told me this "link" made her laugh..what a shame!)

4) If you are genuinely a good person, drama free and like monsters that love cookies xD

5) Or you just looking for a fun and decent guy to talk and have fun with xD