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37 M Madrid, Spain

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:43pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
So instead of pretentious you want me to sound sarcastic and pretentious...ehhh...sounds like a winner!

UPDATE: No, I will not send out my pics via email, you wanna see me, it will have to be the old fashioned way, via wassapp / skype
What I’m doing with my life
Honestly...just trying to enjoy it as much as possible.....any suggestions?
I’m really good at
Making people of my best qualities, I find something funny in the worst situation!
The first things people usually notice about me
Penetrating and hypnotic stare, freckles on my lips, strange and weird sense of humor...I think, you be the judge
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If you REALLY wanna know, just ask me....who knows how I will answer...maybe in song...or a poem...or just a dirty limerick...depends on the day XD
The six things I could never do without
Now, I don't know you well enough to answer that, I'm making it wayyyy to easy for you, now aren't I?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why sometimes you feel like a nut and why sometimes you don't
On a typical Friday night I am
Who knows...sometimes as high a a kite, sometimes low on the flow...sometimes dancing my life away...and sometimes, just on the sofa, watching an old movie and remembering the past so I can look forward to the future!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Yes, I did put "casual sex"
Why even make believe it isn't there? Most of you wanna put it anyways!

AND then I wonder why hardly anyone ever contacts me....I'm a glutton for punishment, it seems
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
1) If you have more than "una neurona" in your head. (This is a game breaker)

2) If you are sick of all the same BS that is abundant in these sites (I know I am)

3) If you actually believe you got a good sense of humor and the more offbeat, the better

4) If you are genuinely a good person, drama free and like monsters that love cookies xD