Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My favorite quote of all time:
"So instead of pretentious you want me to sound sarcastic and
pretentious...meh...sounds like a winner"
"You can't be top dog if you act like a pussy"
Now enough with the quotes, now more about me:
I'm shy (at the beginning) but then you will never get me to shut
up, always honest (prefer to sting some one right away than slowly
poison them with a lie) , weird, strange...at times wild at heart,
others extremely homely (depends on the effect someone has on me)
and I tend to do right by people, be a good person with a good
heart (although at times, it just doesn't work out that way, we are
all human, we can't be perfect)
Wanna learn more?
Just send me a PM
DON'T stalk my profile, just send a message!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Honestly...just trying to enjoy it as much as possible.....any
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh...one of my best qualities, I find something
funny in the worst situation!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Penetrating and hypnotic stare, freckles on my lips, strange and
weird sense of humor...I think, you be the judge
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Elton John, Billy Joel, E.L.O. and music from the 60s - 80s
Too many to list, so lets just say taking out documentaries and
(extreme) gore films, I like a few movies from each genre
Only 4 left (still airing I mean) The Goldbergs, The Big Bang
Theory, The Walking Dead and Mom
I'm a carnivore, plain and simple :D
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Laptop (So I can store my music or transfer it to my mobile
My mobile phone (so I can listen to music),
My headphones (so I can listen to music on my phone...see the
And the rest, well, let's figure it on the way, shall we?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why it's SOOO DAMNED HARD to met someone from here who is not a
flake...why is it so hard?
Also, why is it so difficult for women to send a "no thanks"
I get it, you're not interested for whatever reason but, after
someone sends you an email instead of just stalking your profile,
it doesn't hurt to spend 2 min on a "No thanks"....called common
courtesy ppl ;)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who knows...sometimes as high a a kite, sometimes low on the
flow...sometimes dancing my life away...and sometimes, just on the
sofa, watching an old movie and remembering the past so I can look
forward to the future!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Now, I don't know you well enough to answer that question...plus,
I'm making it wayyyy to easy for you, now aren't I?
Also, about "casual sex", let's be honest here, there is nothing
"casual" about sex even when it is supposed to be casual (The
sarcastic side of my humor had to pop up somewhere, what better
topic than this?)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1) If you actually believe you got a good sense of humor and the
more offbeat, the better
2) If you know at least one of the songs from either Rocky Horror
Picture Show, Little Shop of Horrors ('86) or Xanadu
3) if you find this funny:
(Not one woman has told
me this "link" made her laugh..what a shame!)
4) If you are genuinely a good person, drama free and like monsters
that love cookies xD
5) Or you just looking for a fun and decent guy to talk and have
fun with xD
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