Goofy, happy, healthy, compassionate, altruistic, eclectic, open minded, egalitarian emotionally intelligent, and able to balance being content with quiet nights at home as well as getting loose on occasion. I do not, have not, and will not ever own anything ed hardy or affliction related (intentionally left lowercase).
Here's a poem by a dog:
Roses are gray, violets are a different shade of gray
let's go chase cars
Me with my strange choice of adjectives
You with your muscular teeth and clockwise vagina
A madman with a box, without a box
Well, this is after all, just a silly little web page. What's more telling than a non-contextual questionnaire? I could of course just delete all this and put up a few shirtless mirror shots if that works instead...
I had no idea I'd be stuck with this username forever, I kind of wish I would have tried harder.
Did I mention I have a penis? (please note the sketch is called Hitting ON women, not hitting women...jesus yahoo get your shit together!)