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Frisk_A

29 San Jose, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Job
Medicine
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
And now for something completely different

Goofy, happy, healthy, compassionate, altruistic, eclectic, egalitarian, emotionally intelligent and able to balance being content with quiet nights at home as well as getting loose on occasion. I do not, have not, and will not ever own anything ed hardy or affliction related (intentionally left lowercase).

Here's a poem by a dog:
Roses are gray, violets are a different shade of gray
let's go chase cars

Me with my strange choice of adjectives
You with your muscular teeth and clockwise vagina

A madman with a box, without a box - Penniless Sitar Player

Well, this is after all, just a silly little web page. What's more telling than a non-contextual questionnaire? I could of course just delete all this and put up a few shirtless mirror shots if that works instead...

I had no idea I'd be stuck with this username forever, I kind of wish I would have tried harder.

Did I mention I have a penis? (please note the sketch is called Hitting ON women, not hitting women...jesus yahoo get your shit together!)
https://screen.yahoo.com/hitting-women-000000750.html
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Attempting to read through my massive stockpile of books, exploiting the crap out of Netflix, slowly teaching myself how to organize and condense way too much stuff into my tiny space. When I can I head for the hills for a little fresh air or slip off to the coast.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Touching people. No but seriously it's my job (Massage) and I'm very good at it. There is in fact a tremendous amount of potential in manual therapy and it's wonderful when you can help someone live without pain.

Also Mario Kart 64. Many have tried, all have failed.

Oh and making people laugh. A lot. Not here though. It's hard to work on timing, tone, and expressions online. Words are hard.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Height, though it depends how close we are, some people don't notice until I actually come up to shake their hand. Every single time I see my family they comment on how tall I've gotten.... I've been this tall since about 8th grade, you'd think they'd be over it by now.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love film in many forms be it sweeping epic, documentary, indie, foreign, comedies, and everything in-between.

Futurama, The Simpsons, Scrubs, Archer, Silicon Valley, Game of Thrones though I'm waayyyy behind.

Music- I dig it, especially live music. Classical, Folk, Hip Hop, Rock, Blues, Jazz, Electronic, etc. I am fond of variations and fusions, music shouldn't fit in neat little boxes all the time. Though sometimes, fusions can go horribly wrong. It's a fine balance.

Food- I try not to slack too much health wise but I really do eat EVERYTHING if I'm not being careful. I try to eat fresh veggie focused foods but it's a struggle.

Books- Non fiction mostly, it feels like brain food and that makes me smile :). After awhile though I get burned out. I tend to jump from book to book, I think I am at about 13 right now.

Footnote: Part of why I struggle to pick one book is there are sooo many I want to read! I didn't read much when I was younger so I feel like I have to make up for lost time. Also I went through a used bookstore binge phase and have more books then I know what to do with. It's a gentle madness.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Honesty
Joy
Eros
Philios
Agape
Laughter...

No but really: Food (Especially all things breakfast), Music, Sex, Silliness, Wilderness, and last but not at all least Sleeeeeeeeep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future, philosophy, psychology, human nature, animal intelligence, human potential, sexuality, whether I'll live long enough to see the machines rise to power, and wondering If I'll ever learn to do a cartwheel or if it's too late and I'll never taste true freedom
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home making dinner and reading.... or in the city with my friends making poor life choices, one of the two.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I know almost nothing about computers, I hate that I love musicals, and I enjoy the Ren Faire.

Judge me
You should message me if
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~You don't mind that I have American History X and American Psycho on the same shelf as Harry Potter and my Disney collection.
~You find good conversation and activity more enriching than getting lizard brained.
~You above all have a strong sense of compassion, empathy, and self awareness.
~You're a Hufflepuff in the streets and a Slytherin in the sheets (ok that one is super nerdy but hey, I dig it)

And while I am here mostly for dating there are a lot of you rad ladies out there that generally just seem fun to hangout with, so if you're looking for some plutonic good times as well don't be shy!

Ooh and I suppose if you'd like to get to know each other! I mean, I had a girl once ask me out then tell me we couldn't be together (as I was trying to leave mind you) because she had just fallen in love the night before with a male ballerina while she was at a bar tripping on mushrooms so uh, yeah, this site amrite!?

Ok one last thing,

Someone once commented that I was too cheery, had too many smiling photos, that I should give less of a fuck so to speak. They said that I made it appear that I was too easily impressed and this of course was highly unattractive. Now, there seems to be a huge trend of people who think the world owes them something, and in fact that it is up to everyone and everything else to meet their apparently high standards. They are rarely satisfied and almost never impressed. If this sounds like you, please, fuck off. It's not cool. It's not hip. In fact it's actually kind of annoying. Please forgive me but, GROW THE FUCK UP. No one owes you a goddamn thing. Life is what you make of it. We can all be assholes if we wanted to, we've just decided to get over it. Quit bitching. Pay your tab, tip your server (WELL), and be considerate to those around you. Being smug doesn't make you hip or edgy, it makes you a prick. It shows a stunted degree of emotional maturity and will only keep you from enjoying life. Make the most of what you have. Be grateful for EVERYTHING. Appreciate EVERYTHING. Pick up your litter hold the door for the person behind you and smile at that little kid on the street!

:)

Rant over, thank you.