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FriskyFella82

31 M Pittsburgh, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–58
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:12pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Construction
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), French (Okay), Latin (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ahoy there miss! Thank you for perusing my profile. I'm an active, ambitious, gentlemanly chap. A clean-cut straight-shooter for the most part. If, to summarize oneself entails describing one's experiences, well... we'd be here in perpetuity. Let's begin!

Though I haven't yet died, I've also come close a couple times (see attached photo). Though I haven't yet been married, I mulled it over once (please be gentle with my battered yet emboldened heart). I've even had a couple solid nights down at the RiverView Hotel. (Hot tip: when filling out your bail application, put 'Children: None that I know of.' You'll get a chuckle and be out by dawn!)

Along all along the dips and zeniths of the rollercoaster that is life, I've taken in what one ought to learn from those extremes, and enjoyed the contentedness as well as the blessings in between.

In regards to being on this nifty lil' website, what I have to offer and what you can expect- I'm a pretty go-with-the-flow fella. If you're looking for a bloke to meet the folks, or just up for some jokes and a poke, it'd be just peachy to see if we might be pals in one way or another.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For the most part, I'm enjoying it. I work as Chief Vehicle Relocation Engineer for a very well established service provider. It is an absolute hoot!
If everything goes according to plan, I'll retire young enough and drive around all day volunteering for Meals on Wheels.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...making old ladies happy!

I'm also 'good at' Kant's sense of 'duty', which any gentleman of merit ought to exude; such as getting doors for strangers, being courteous, tipping well, and most important - understanding how to properly travel in the left and the right lanes of a roadway.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
varies, depending on what they usually look to notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Anything by Bill Watterson

Movies - The Game, UP!, Double Jeopardy, approximately 3 minutes of all the Fast n' Furious movies combined. Several Bill Murray masterpieces.

Shows - Seinfeld, The Practice, Boston Legal, Top Gear, Fifth Gear, Judge Judy, Inside West Coast Customs, COPS, The Phantom of the Opera (just thought I'd throw that in there for you classy broads). I've also been curriculum-conspired to see a fair bit of live theatre shows, which is truly enchanting!

Music - Yes indeedy! Beamed from the XM Satelittes, I prance around several genres. My personal collection is also quite varied. My favorite CD I burned contains such eclectic delights as Red Hot Chili Peppers, DMX, Carmina Burana, Depeche Mode... hell, even an Armin Van Buren trance re-mix of Like a Prayer by Madonna.

Food - Yes. All of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Determination
- Optimism
- The courage to change the things I can
- The serenity to accept the things I can't
- The wisdom to know the difference
- Yoga
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how even in the worst of times, we somehow pull together, i.e. Missisippi is the poorest state, yet in terms of donations, the most generous.

In other thoughts, I'm itching to put half my savings into an E-Trade account and become the financial maven my finance professor said I would be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Packin' the mac in the back of the Ack.
Tee hee! Hope you enjoyed the nifty Big Pun interlude.

My Fridays are considerably less adventurous, as I am usually working. Pretty much anyone I used to kick it with is at home with offspring and a wife anyways.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I yearn - Kramer
You should message me if
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voulez-vous mon petit chou!