Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ahoy there miss! Thank you for perusing my profile. I'm an active,
ambitious, gentlemanly chap. A clean-cut straight-shooter for the
most part. If, to summarize oneself, entails describing one's
experiences, passions, and goals, well... we'd be here in
perpetuity. Let's begin!
Though I haven't yet died, I've also come close a couple times (see
attached photo). Though I haven't yet been married, I mulled it
over once (please be gentle with my battered yet emboldened heart).
Along all along the dips and zeniths of the rollercoaster that is
life, I've taken in what one ought to learn from those extremes,
and enjoyed the contentedness as well as the blessings in
In regards to being on this nifty lil' website, what I have to
offer and what you can expect- I'm a pretty go-with-the-flow fella.
If you're looking for a bloke to meet the folks, or just up for
some jokes and a poke, it'd be just peachy to see if we might be
pals in one way or another.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For the most part, I'm enjoying it. I work as Chief Vehicle
Relocation Engineer for a very well established service provider.
It is an absolute hoot!
If everything goes according to plan, I'll retire young enough and
drive around all day volunteering for Meals on Wheels.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...making old ladies happy!
I'm also 'good at' Kant's sense of 'duty', which any gentleman of
merit ought to exude; such as getting doors for strangers, being
courteous, tipping well, and most perhaps important - understanding
how to properly travel in the left and the right lanes of a
The first things people usually notice about me
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varies, depending on what they usually look to notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Anything by Bill Watterson
Movies - The Game, UP!, Double Jeopardy, approximately 3 minutes of
all the Fast n' Furious movies combined. Several Bill Murray
Shows - Seinfeld, The Practice, Boston Legal, Top Gear, Fifth Gear,
Judge Judy, Inside West Coast Customs, COPS, The Phantom of the
Opera (just thought I'd throw that in there for you classy broads).
I've also been curriculum-conspired to see a fair bit of live
theatre shows, which is truly enchanting!
Music - Yes indeedy! Beamed from the XM Satelittes, I prance around
several genres. My personal collection is also quite varied. My
favorite CD I burned contains such eclectic delights as Red Hot
Chili Peppers, DMX, Carmina Burana, Depeche Mode... hell, even an
Armin Van Buren trance re-mix of Like a Prayer by Madonna.
Food - Yes. All of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- The courage to change the things I can
- The serenity to accept the things I can't
- The wisdom to know the difference
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how even in the worst of times, we somehow pull together, i.e.
Missisippi is the poorest state, yet in terms of donations, the
In other thoughts, I'm itching to put half my savings into an
E-Trade account and become the financial maven my finance professor
said I would be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Packin' the mac in the back of the Ack.
Tee hee! Hope you enjoyed the nifty Big Pun interlude.
My Fridays are considerably less adventurous, as I am usually
working. Pretty much anyone I used to kick it with is at home with
offspring and a wife anyways.
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