Though I haven't yet died, I've also come close a couple times (see attached photo). Though I haven't yet been married, I mulled it over once (please be gentle with my battered yet emboldened heart). I've even had a couple solid nights down at the RiverView Hotel. (Hot tip: when filling out your bail application, put 'Children: None that I know of.' You'll get a chuckle and be out by dawn!)
Along all along the dips and zeniths of the rollercoaster that is life, I've taken in what one ought to learn from those extremes, and enjoyed the contentedness as well as the blessings in between.
In regards to being on this nifty lil' website, what I have to offer and what you can expect- I'm a pretty go-with-the-flow fella. If you're looking for a bloke to meet the folks, or just up for some jokes and a poke, it'd be just peachy to see if we might be pals in one way or another.