Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

Frivolous-Dev

41 Orlando, FL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–100
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 17
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
10 I hate long walks on the beach! My hobbies include making fun of online profile sites, and chewing asparagus. My taste in music is salty! Are you still reading this? Then you wont mind reading it again.... I hate long walks on the beach! My hobbies include making fun of online profile sites, and chewing asparagus. My taste in music is salty! Are you still reading this?

Go to 10
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not a durn thing, Why? Wanna borrow it?
.......
....
..
Off to live in a cave!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Nothing useful that is for damn sure.

I suppose I will have to tell you a story: Once there was a cute little girl with curly blond........ No no no Once upon a time? Naaa......... Long long ago in a galaxy far far away, Hmmmmm......... How about the moment when I first learned the true nature of time? I know, most folks do not remember the specific instance, But I do. When I was 4 years old ( Yes even I was cute once ), I lived in Taiwan. It was my habit every day to come home from preschool, flop down on the couch, and watch "Wu di cheging gangh" ( a Chinese giant robot cartoon, He could launch his fist like a rocket! Beat that! ). One day the other kids on the bus and I got into some fun ( I do not even remember what ) that delayed me from getting home for an hour or so. I flopped down on the sofa firm in the belief that I could watch Wu di! Because I KNEW ( Much the same way that I knew that turning on the faucet would cause water to flow for me ) that the TV station would broadcast the show when I got home and got comfy on the couch! I learned 2 painful lessons that day. 1 Time moves around me, regardless of what I do! 2 The world does not exist for me alone. Both hard lessons for a 4 year old, and I got them both at once!

Also.... I know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am a hominid.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Ready Player One by Ernest Cline
The moon is a harsh mistress by Robert A. Heinlein

And anything else by Robert A. Heinlein, Terry Pratchett, George R. R. Martin, J. R. R. Tolkien, L.E. Modesitt, and many others. Starting to get the geek picture?

Movies/shows: In no particular order... The Princes bride, The guild, Star Trek/Wars/Gate, Blazing Saddles, Arrested development, Hot fuzz, Firefly, Archer, Babylon 5, The Secretary, Sports night, Matrix, A Clockwork Orange, Doctor Who, Soap, American Beauty, News Radio, Battlestar Galactica, Dr Katz, Community, Big bang theory, Alphas, Equilibrium, Parks and Recreation, Red Dwarf, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, Venture Bros, The Tick, O Brother Where Art Thou, Taxi, Game of thrones, Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog!Plus just about anything with a super hero.... And ya know..... Porn!

Food:
I do cook. And some times I enjoy it. Other times not so much. I worked in restaurants as a cook for 17 years! So I can cook circles around most folks. But for the longest time I was burnt out and did not care to cook at home. I had a 7 year relationship in which I cooked for her one time! :O But in my last relationship I cooked anywhere from 1-7 times a week, depending. Ideally I'd like to be in a situation where I had a cooking slave. Though I'd take over once in a while for fun. My favorite food is sushi! Which really does not count as cooking per se. But being the non-picky type ( when it comes to food that is ) My second favorite is what ever some one takes the time to make for me!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The delusions that society teaches people so completely that they never question them. Democracy works.... Money has value... Reality TV is entertaining and real... All life is sacred and worthy.... Monogamy is ideal for all humans... And so on.

What are the delusions I believe so completely that I have never thought them through!

Also....

Pickles
Free association
Not reading instruction manuals
Arabic dog breeding-watching
Reeses Peanut butter cups
Watching commercials
Boobs, and how to touch more of them
Knitting my chest hair into alien symbols
Leeloo dallas multipass
The smell of napalm in the morning
Bliss
Smile creation
Swinging on a star
Making strange lists
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You are sitting around the camp fire relaxing. I come up behind you.......... WHACK! After my club smacks the back of your head, all that is left is to drag you ( by your hair of course, I am a traditionalist ) back to my cave.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You’ll only learn more about me through slow painful torture. And I don’t think you've got the grapes!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wish to be horrified, and forever altered!
....
...
..
.

You're still here?!?

It's over...

Go home...

Go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRJ38y4Jn6k

Add a photo to:

Stay fresh with Instagram

Are you sure you want to delete this album?

Where's your photo?

Drop it like it’s hot

Photos must be at least 400 x 400px
Edit thumbnail
Add a caption

You look fantastic!