I wrote that with probably the biggest shit-eating grin that has ever existed and I feel neither shame nor remorse.
I like to get loud and am by nature a boisterous person. To me, life is all about laughing and being ridiculous. I abhor blandness in people. I like to call this trait ostentenacity, which sounds better than it looks typed. And is also a lie, I've never said that before now. But I do like it.
I'm not from Texas, but I've lived here for half my life. Unfortunately much of that time was in small towns, but now that I'm in a city I plan to never, ever live outside an urban area.
That limit is once, maybe twice a week.
I'm learning how to sew. Like, with a machine and everything. I want to make my own clothes. And possibly someone else's, eventually.
I can eat as many tacos as any man can eat (2-3).
I have a great sense of space and am able to create aesthetically pleasing arrangements of furniture when a bed is not involved. Beds take up too much space, I don't know what to do with them. Besides the obvious.
I am proudly able to drink as much whiskey as any ten men can drink. Provided they are small men. If they are normal sized men, then five of them.
I do a really good karaoke of Peggy Lee's Fever. My Cracklin Rosie, however, will knock your socks off.
If called upon I can prove myself not an unworthy participant on the dance floor.
I'm clever. I say this without presumption, as I'm not the smartest or most learned person in the room unless it's just me and my cat, but I have a quick mind that makes connections easily, so I can at least be witty.
I read comics as well because I am an adult geek and I can spend my money however I like. I did not, however, read them when I was a kid geek. Mainly because I did not have money to spend however I liked. But now I can read about Batman and Atomic Robo while I drink some Kool-Aid. Please note, I will not actually drink Kool-Aid. It tastes terrible.
I don't watch a lot of ongoing tv, as I cancelled my cable, but I do own a number of box sets, mostly cartoons and sci-fi. I do, however, have friends that pay for tv and I go to their place to stay current on series they are watching, like Dr. Who and Adventure Time. Farscape is probably my favorite series to rewatch that I own.
I love watching Kung-Fu, Blaxploitation and B movies with other people. I am always willing to sit down and watch a spectacle that isn't a horror film. I think that everyone in those acts stupid as hell and it irritates me because I would have just set the entirety of East Texas on fire before getting chainsawed by an inbred redneck. It's East Texas, who's gonna miss it anyway?
Other than that, I pretty much watch anything else, as it seems I have a weakness for moving pictures to the point where I can't sleep if a tv is on.
I feel that Speed Racer is the number one Feel Good movie of all time. Understandably, you may not feel the same way. We don't have to talk about it if that's the case. If it's not, let's fuckin' watch Speed Racer.
My taste in music is fairly varied and Pandora keeps making it worse. New Wave, irish folk, afro-rock, mariachi, lounge, hiphop, zydeco. I could keep going but you get the idea. Out of everything, my favorite band is Clutch. I might like your dad's southern rock band.
All of my favorite food can be eaten out of a hand and bought off a truck. Gyros, pizza, tacos, hotdogs. And technically ramen but that is due to a very specific truck that no longer runs and tricked me into thinking it was but instead was serving burgers.
I don't think a day goes by where I don't have at least a glass of milk. It is delicious and refreshing.
I will always need something to read.
I need a drink. A blended whiskey with ginger beer is preferred but whatever you have is fine.
I enjoy pornographic material.
I require at least one article of clothing that is purple. My favorite currently are pants.
People call you weird.
You call yourself weird.
You wanna watch some cartoons.
You want to go to a con dressed as a lazy superhero.
You are looking for an object containing the properties of Bombasticity. I have that object.
I'm a sucker for a woman in a Starfleet uniform.