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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

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6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Been living in a Reading a while but still feel like I'm new here. I like fun, adventure and any opportunity to be or do something funny (such as wheelie bin racing or ad hoc extreme donkey riding). I really like the idea of saying Ok to cupboards so I came here to say Ok to cupids, as the next best thing, instead.

Really like deep conversations and good nights out, anything that can make me laugh (which is a lot) and good quality pork scratchings (where available)

Just to clarify, I don't really earn more than $1,000,'s closer to $500,000....AN HOUR
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fighting off assorted poultry...with a broom handle or spade

Pursuing what I hope will soon be a career...also
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing amazing profiles..

And/or extreme Chess
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my beard (if I have one) and, if they look down, that my feet are size 12. Also my apparent poshness
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Right now it's PJ Harvey, Queens of the Stone Age, TV on the Radio and Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Bloc Party, Silversun Pickups

Movies: Gotta be Anchorman and the Other guys, just about anything with Will Ferrell or Sean Lock in it. Eternal sunshine of the Spotless mind

I should read more.... especially since I worked in a book shop. Cloud Atlas was awesome

Series: Breaking Bad, The Office (US) Arrested Development, Quantum Leap, GoT
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Anything that animals need, that'll do..
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fighting crime, ways to fight crime, crime, shutting up crime, crime

How on Earth we're going to save our species :S
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out looking for new adventures, new places and faces and/or doing my own thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm the King of Spain
I own a small planet
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like any of the above or do not have a beard...actually, even if you have, especially if you have one

If you like your guys to look like a less butch Steve Buschemi

** If you're in an area local to Reading!