Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a generally quiet individual around people I'm not familiar
with, but I open up easily with those that share common
If I can have a day with some combination of friends, good music,
video or board games, exploring new places or a good meal then I
consider it a win.
Had my eyes shot with lasers last year, so I don't wear glasses
I just moved to the area in mid July and I only know a few people
here so I'm looking to expand my social circle a bit.
Self summaries are weird. Cyanide & Happiness sums up my sense
of humor pretty well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Stuff, and from time to time I do things. Mostly stuff
I am also in the Navy. I have never been on a ship. Figure that
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening and calming people down. I'm usually the mediator between
my friends. It's not that I jump into peoples problems and business
or anything, but a lot of them just tend to gravitate towards me
for advice. I have had a few different people tell me that I have a
way of calming them down. They never seem to be able to explain it,
so I don't really understand what it is that I do, but it is a
quality I like because I don't like seeing my friends upset.
Finding humor in awkward or bad situations. Creating awkward
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Lately I've been getting a lot of "Oh my god you're so skinny! If
you turn sideways it's like you disappear!" Is it now? Is it
really? If that were the case I'd be using this super power for way
cooler things than going to work every day, trust me.
I have also been told I have a well shaped head. Thanks?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan, A Song of Ice and Fire
by George R.R. Martin, The Anubis Gates by Tim Powers, Warbreaker
and Mistborn by Brandon Sanderson, The Kingkiller Chronicle by
Patrick Rothfuss, The Night Angel Trilogy by Brent Weeks. I enjoy a
good fantasy series. Can you tell?
Movies: The Chumscrubber, Donnie Darko, The Dark Knight Trilogy,
Brick, Memento, Battle Royal, Pan's Labyrinth, Snatch, Lock Stock
& Two Smoking Barrels, L4yer Cake, The Goonies, Assassination
of a High School President (Probably my favorite Bruce Willis role
of all time).
Shows: South Park, Firefly, Game of Thrones, The Big Bang Theory
I'm not much of a TV guy. I don't have cable or satellite hooked
up, I just catch things online when I'm up for it.
Music: I listen to a lot of EDM / Rock / Metal. I've been on a huge
instrumental kick lately. Some of my favorites from that are Sithu
Aye, God Is An Astronaut, Collapse Under The Empire & Scale The
Food: My absolute favorite is Italian. I love a good pasta. I used
to be pretty picky about what I eat, but I've been trying to branch
out and try new things. I still don't think I'll ever be able to
eat seafood though. I don't know why but it all tastes vile.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Family/Friends - I know that's ridiculously stereotypical, but
it's true. I love those people to death and they've been there for
me whenever I really needed it. I couldn't do without them.
2) Time to unwind
3) Music and a good set of headphones
....eh, that's pretty much it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I don't really know how to answer this...
My mind wanders off onto so many random tangents.
New tattoo ideas.
Why does OKC only recognize dogs and cats as pets?
How many people will check the pets option now?
What in the hell rhymes with purple?
Will they ever make hover-boards that can travel across water
Bacon. Always bacon.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lately I've been a lot less inclined to go out. I'm really a much
bigger fan of having a few friends over for a game night or going
over to someone else's house for the same deal. If I can't get
something like that going I'll more than likely watch a movie or
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wont get into private details here like I'm supposed to, but I
will tell you an odd fear I have:
Whenever I'm walking in the woods (especially if it's dark) I have
a fear that I am going to trip on something and impale myself on a
sharp stick. This is not how I want to exit the world.
That's not an unfounded fear either. While it wasn't a sharp and
painful stick, I have fallen into a hole while cutting through the
woods and almost broken my leg. Perhaps I should simply avoid
wooded areas....hmmm (I don't of course, they're just too much
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Cause fuck it, why not?
If you're an open-minded individual. I can't stress that enough.
It's great if someone has their own opinion, but it's even better
if someone recognizes that their opinion is not the only one in the
world. Not everyone is the same and they never will be. If you are
ok with that, and openly embrace it, then I think you and I will
get along just fine.
If you understand what my username is referring to you get massive
bonus points. (A quick hint: The answer is not as obvious as
Confucius, and those who had a childhood involving video games have
a nice head start. Think SNES era.)
I love suggestions about new music to listen to.
Most important: If you actually read my profile and can give me
more than a "Hey what's up?".
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