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28 Mililani, HI Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:03am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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I'm a generally quiet individual around people I'm not familiar with, but I open up easily with those that share common interests. I'm not taking this site overly serious at the moment. I have less than a year left before I get new orders and more than likely end up back on the mainland.

If I can have a day with some combination of friends, good music, video or board games, exploring new places or a good meal then I consider it a win.

Had my eyes shot with lasers in June, so I don't wear glasses anymore.

Self summaries are weird. Cyanide & Happiness sums up my sense of humor pretty well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
If you didn't see it over on the right side of the page, I am in the military. The Navy to be more specific. I should mention, since the idea seems to scare some people away, that I did NOT join the military due to an over active sense of duty to my country, or some twisted urge to do harm to others. I am not some sort of uber-patriot who is going to spew bullshit at you about how America is the greatest country blah, blah, blah, word vomit.

Anyway, it's not a bad gig. It got me out to Hawaii after all! I've been wanting to go since I was little. My folks had a time share out here...never went. I got accepted out of high-school to attend college at Hilo, but they didn't offer me a dorm (the hell?). I tried to go here for my first duty station, but they sent me to Ft Meade, MD instead...15 minutes away from where I grew up. So hurray! Childhood goal achieved.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening and calming people down. I'm usually the mediator between my friends. It's not that I jump into peoples problems and business or anything, but a lot of them just tend to gravitate towards me for advice. I have had a few different people tell me that I have a way of calming them down. They never seem to be able to explain it, so I don't really understand what it is that I do, but it is a quality I like because I don't like seeing my friends upset.

Finding humor in awkward or bad situations. Creating awkward situations.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Lately I've been getting a lot of "Oh my god you're so skinny! If you turn sideways it's like you disappear!" Is it now? Is it really? If that were the case I'd be using this super power for way cooler things than going to work every day, trust me.

I have also been told I have a well shaped head. Thanks?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan, A Song of Ice and Fire by George R.R. Martin, The Anubis Gates by Tim Powers, Warbreaker and Mistborn by Brandon Sanderson, The Kingkiller Chronicle by Patrick Rothfuss, The Night Angel Trilogy by Brent Weeks. I enjoy a good fantasy series. Can you tell?

Movies: The Chumscrubber, Donnie Darko, The Dark Knight Trilogy, Brick, Memento, Battle Royal, Pan's Labyrinth, Snatch, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, L4yer Cake, The Goonies, Assassination of a High School President (Probably my favorite Bruce Willis role of all time).

Shows: South Park, Firefly, Game of Thrones, The Big Bang Theory I'm not much of a TV guy. I don't have cable or satellite hooked up, I just catch things online when I'm up for it.

Music: Kodomo, Opeth, Modest Mouse, The Polish Ambassador, Russian Circles, Karnivool, Copy, Devin Townsend, V.A.S.T., The Knife, Mastadon, Fair to Midland. Mix of Electronic/Metal/Rock/. If you enjoy any of those genres but haven't heard of the bands, I highly recommend them all. One of my favorite bands of all time is Porcupine Tree.

Food: My absolute favorite is Italian. I love a good pasta. I used to be pretty picky about what I eat, but I've been trying to branch out and try new things. I still don't think I'll ever be able to eat seafood though. I don't know why but it all tastes vile.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Family/Friends - I know that's ridiculously stereotypical, but it's true. I love those people to death and they've been there for me whenever I really needed it. I couldn't do without them.

2) Time to unwind

3) Music and a good set of headphones

4) Humor., that's pretty much it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I don't really know how to answer this...

My mind wanders off onto so many random tangents.

New tattoo ideas.
Why does OKC only recognize dogs and cats as pets?
How many people will check the pets option now?
What in the hell rhymes with purple?
Will they ever make hover-boards that can travel across water without power?
Bacon. Always bacon.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I tend to bounce between going out with friends and staying in to relax. I love going out and having a good time with my close friends, but I'm also big on relaxing and having a nice calm evening talking to folks. If there's nothing going on, you can likely find me playing a video game like League of Legends with some of my friends back on the mainland or maybe a board game night with some friends on island.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wont get into private details here like I'm supposed to, but I will tell you an odd fear I have:

Whenever I'm walking in the woods (especially if it's dark) I have a fear that I am going to trip on something and impale myself on a sharp stick. This is not how I want to exit the world.

That's not an unfounded fear either. While it wasn't a sharp and painful stick, I have fallen into a hole while cutting through the woods and almost broken my leg. Perhaps I should simply avoid wooded areas....hmmm (I don't of course, they're just too much fun!)
You should message me if
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Cause fuck it, why not?

If you're an open-minded individual. I can't stress that enough. It's great if someone has their own opinion, but it's even better if someone recognizes that their opinion is not the only one in the world. Not everyone is the same and they never will be. If you are ok with that, and openly embrace it, then I think you and I will get along just fine.

If you understand what my username is referring to you get massive bonus points. (A quick hint: The answer is not as obvious as Confucius, and those who had a childhood involving video games have a nice head start. Think SNES era.)

If you can teach me how to scuba dive or sail!

I love suggestions about new music to listen to.

Most important: If you actually read my profile and can give me more than a "Hey what's up?".