Hey there, and thank you for taking the time out to read my silly, inconsequential profile. You deserve a pat on the back :) great job! Seriously. Just for you, I'll try extra hard to make this worth reading.

This is my attempt to write something honest/direct, without seeming like a bitter, desperate basket-case. I figure the last thing anyone wants to read is a list of complaints about how lame people on this site can be, nor a cliche amalgam of "family is important to me/ I'm an outgoing fun person" type of intro.

In short, I feel old...at 28, I have already started referring to college students as "punks." This, accompanied by an increasing interest in cardigans makes the fear of dying alone seem like an impending possibility.

I finally decided to pursue what it was that I went to college for after 6 years of doing "sensible" work. Becoming a writer is now what I'm determined to do and actively focusing on.

I dunno... I'm sure there's something.

I hope it's not my hairline.

I'm a pretty huge movie nerd... If you like Stanley Kubrick, then I will like you. I'll be pretty judgmental if a person "doesn't get" Seinfeld though.

Music always changes for me... however I rarely listen to any current music. If you like classic rock... big plus for you.

Food? who cares. Is that a serious question?

entertainment, sarcasm, theft, arson, flowers, cannibalism.

you'd slap me if I told you.

depends if I'm dating or not... if I have a girlfriend, I love to take her out for drinks, dinner, movie... maybe take a trip somewhere fun. Really, that ability to go out on a whim with someone you like is just the biggest reward of dating... or maybe the 2nd biggest after the consistent sex...

Yeah, you know what? Scratch all that stuff I said above and I'll go with "sex" as my answer.

ha... nothing to strangers on the internet. That's why it's private.

you laughed at least twice reading this.