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32 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:57pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Moved to Portland, OR from northwest Arkansas on Jan. 14, 2015. Doing my damndest to make this place feel like home; so I'm hoping to meet a lot of people to make that be true.

I consider myself to be fairly quiet and reserved, but I open up quickly. I'm a cat lover, but my BFF, Gene, says I'm more of a dog in terms of personality (which is amusing, because while he is a dog lover, he is definitely far more cat-like in personality).

I try to keep laid back and unhurried. Life's short -- I'd like to enjoy it instead of fretting about it.

You should hollar at me just to say hey. Yeah, that's the best path for us both to take.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I build websites and maintain databases for a charity which raises funds for research into multiple sclerosis treatment and provides programs and services for persons living with MS.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
[edited by Gene:] Being there for the ones I love whether I agree with their actions or not. Sometimes, in fact, being the only one. Taking friendship as an oath, not a convenience. Staying true and being loyal to what I believe.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard. I get random compliments on it all the time. I have been variously referred to as Abraham Lincoln (obvious), Ulysses Grant, and Brigham Young (?!), none of whom I think I look like.

Also, I have a badass fedora for my hugeass head.

[edited by Gene:] Usually when people get within 20,000 miles, they think "That planet is awfully close to Earth..."

And now, since August 2013, my incredibly wicked neck scar. :3
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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In no particular order! And not necessarily all-inclusive! :D

Books: How to Win Friends and Influence People, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, anything by Dave Barry, The Sword in the Stone, The Invisible Man, What Do You Care What Other People Think? and everything else Richard Feynman ever wrote, The Three Musketeers, The Hobbit, House of Leaves, Yotsuba&!, others I have likely forgotten to mention. I mostly prefer reading nonfiction to fiction, though.

Shows: Top Gear (UK), Mythbusters, Good Eats, Blackadder, The Venture Bros., Q.I., How It's Made, Haruhi no Suzumiya, Monster, Steins;Gate, LeLouch, Welcome to the NHK, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Reboot, Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?, Lucky Star, Dirty Jobs, Father Ted, Game of Thrones... others I've probably missed. I went a good stretch of time without any TV at all (too pricey) and thus get most of my media these days from the internets, such as via PBS Idea Channel, PBS Game/Show, SciShow, Crash Course (all of em), and augh so many more.

Music: Flogging Molly, Metallica, The Beatles, Malice Mizer, symphonic and operatic pieces in general, video game pieces in general, Green Day, The Offspring, Pink Floyd, Queen, many Disney tunes, Gorillaz, Blackeyed Peas, Weird Al, Pendulum, System of a Down, Tenacious D, Cake, Cheb Mami, the music of Cirque du Soleil, Counting Crows, Enya, Franz Ferdinand, Hank Williams, Sr., Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, Nat King Cole, Panic! At the Disco, R.E.M., Red Hot Chili Peppers, Styx, Weezer, plus many, many, many others.

Food: Everything!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Internet
A computer way more powerful than I need
A car
My job -- seriously, the bizarre forces of luck which landed me my current gig are nigh unfathomable; I love what I do and that I get to do it.
My music collection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex (surprise?), the nature of the Universe and God, Minecraft, the world inside my own head, the world of tomorrow, the world of yesterday
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Don't usually plan these things, so whatever. Let's go to Hopworks and have some pizza and beer. :3
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have spinal cord cysts and ankylosing spondylitis. I'm an arthriticky old man. :c
You should message me if
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No restrictions! Message away! Here or on AIM as CheesesFreak.

[edited by Gene:] You should message me if you can accurately discern when Temple Time is. If you cannot, you MUST inform me of this beforehand. When temple time comes around and I start getting the culture, if I leave you in the dirt - hey, that's on you, babe. 8)

[edited by Me:] Knowing when Temple Time is is not a requirement for messaging. Being willing to LEARN when it is IS. 8)