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32 Parker, CO Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:39am
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
A little extra
Not at all
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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A little note to start:

So I have a female friend on here and I keep hearing stories about a flood of creepy messages and interest from people she has none in. I'm not that type of person and I don't want to get lost in that mix. It is VERY different on the guy's end and this is weird/hard enough for people like me.

I don't spam out a lot of messages so if you like my profile and think we'll get along then please let me know.

So here it is:

I was born in Grand Junction and recently moved back to Colorado for work. I spent the last few years in California going to college in San Jose then working in the L.A. area. Escaping California was one of the best things that happened to me. Things are generally going well these days and I've been trying to make positive changes in my life and that includes dating. I've often been described as the "nice guy." I tend to be the quiet one in the group but I warm up.

Oh, I'm a really picky eater. It's pretty much just meat, bread, and dairy for me. That gets a range of reactions from annoyed to playing the "wait, not even *blank*!?" game. I can't even go in to sushi or Indian restaurants any more. It's also why I don't drink. Sorry. I'll put up with mexican, though!
What I’m doing with my life
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I've got my career back on track which feels great. I work as an artist for a local game developer. It's nothing fancy but I'm really enjoying it. Now I can start to have a life instead of just keeping a roof over my head. I just got my first house and I'm looking forward to making it a home.

At home I enjoy some good/bad movies and playing some games in both the video and standard, analog form. I like cooking and recently finished a hot wing recipe and now I'm looking forward to a new one.

Lately I've been rediscovering the Rockies. I've taken a couple day trips in the mountains. I also got a new GPS unit to get some geocaching going.

Earlier this summer I inherited a classic convertible. That's going to be a lot of fun to drive around and learn about.

I took up shooting a while ago and I've really enjoyed that. I made a lot of good friends through it and I am working on building that back up out here. It's also something I enjoy as a competetive sport and wouldn't call myself a "gun nut." I make a special mention this because I realize that some people are not comfortable having guns around and I completely respect that.
I’m really good at
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Wing sauce. Delicious, ugly brownies. Getting things off high shelves.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall. Too tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Arrested Development, Sports Night, Firefly, Southland, Community, Parks and Rec, Top Gear, Ninja Warrior (Japan), and Conan to name a few that I think stand up for my general tastes as far as television.

Some of my favorite legit movies are Fight Club, Inception, Ghost Busters, Heat, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, and anything by Hayao Miyazaki.

Some of my favorite "awesome" movies are Hackers, Tokyo Drift, Deep Blue Sea, Rambo 4, A-Team, and Boondock Saints.

I'm not too in to music but I've been listening to my Cake, Metric, and classic rock playlists pretty heavily lately. I also have a lot of Ricky, Steve, and Karl in my collection. Big bonus to the ladies who know what that's all about.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Some close friends.
My parents.
The Internet.
A tall glass of 2%.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Filling my life with something besides work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It's not private once you're in my place and see the large amount of anime dvd's I collected for over 10 years. I'm not really keeping up these days but I'm happy with my collection.
You should message me if
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You want to see a random late-night movie or maybe some company for a drive in the mountains. I could use an adventure partner for hitting the trails and camping. Neither of those are as fun (or safe) going alone.

Basically the reason I'm on here is that none of my regular activities really involve single ladies. I don't do the happy hour scene and I can't go around town pretending to be someone I'm not. So here I am thinking maybe my match is somewhere thinking the same thing.

Here's the part where it gets a little down I guess...

I'm not looking for someone who smokes, does drugs, or has kids. Those are my hard lines. I'm also not in to extra piercings on the face. I've also learned that I need to be stricter on the age and distance requirements. Hey, I've had 30 years to figure some things out. If we can't be honest here then what's the point? Then again maybe you're awesome enough to change my mind on a couple of those last things. must be able to go the length of a movie without having to look at your phone. It's not that hard.

So if you liked my profile then let me know!

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