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39 Cedar Rapids, IA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Apr 25
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism and it’s important
Has kids
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm sure I'm supposed to write something witty and charming here, letting everyone know how amazing I think I am, what I want out of life and people specifically, and introduce some literary "shock and awe".

That being said, I'm never good at filling this section out, so if you're curious, just ask me!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Flitting from one shiny to another on the whim of my ADD.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Several things, actually. If you have a question, just ask.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm human? Seriously, no one asks that of others, so they're all guesses. One could also note the decaying skin, open sores, patches of drying blood, listless shamble and glazed-over look. Of course, it was Halloween, and I'm sure other zombies were in attendance so maybe I faded into the background after all.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(in no particular order)
My computer(s)
My boys
Red meat
Good sex
My imagination
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about the parallels between the current political state and the fall of Rome (minus the violence), and what that spells for our future. I'm always on the lookout for a new gadget or project to re-purpose an existing one.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't go out as much as I used to, so most nights, including weekends, are usually spent watching movies, playing on the computer or working on some new project my ADD and OCD demand I get done, but only until something shiny catches my eye.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That pretty much contradicts the definition of "private" when posting it for the world to read.

However, in the spirit of things, I have come to terms with my bi urges and even acted on them a couple of times. Not emotionally bi, but sexually bi.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want the launch codes to medieval catapults lining the eastern seaboard. Or simply curious about what makes me tick. No, not facial ticks. The doctor said those are normal.