I am: The wise cracking side kick. Shy. Hot chocolate on a snowy day. A bad influence on some, good on others. Honest. The commercial that makes you laugh, over and over. Expecting nothing and grateful for everything. Uniquely average. Snoopy. 2 minutes late. The upstart. Happy-go-lucky. The new spin on the old recipe. Aces over eights. Smart enough to know I can't, dumb enough to enjoy it anyway. Good for business. The voice that told you so. Hungry. Rebel without a clue. Forgetful...I think. The joke that takes you a minute to get. Dinner on the table. The movie you never rent but love to catch when it's on. Sweet and sour. Your voice of reason. Contradiction. 9:30 AM. Easy-going. Pong. Animated. An old soul. An idea when there's no pen and paper to write it down. The one who works at 82. Antagonist. Chocolate covered peanuts. Happy to be alive. Naughty. Monkey see, monkey do... later. The CD you won't take out of your car. Trusting. The one who cares, but about what, I have no idea. Corny. Reader's digest. Lacking in some, gifted in others. Singing in my car. Take it or leave it. The creamy center of the Oreo cookie. Okay with it. Happy you read this far. A Tori fan.

I am kind of punky, a bit spunky, and a chocolate junkie.

Planning, organizing, and dreaming. "Looking for love in all the wrong places". Getting reconnected to the people that matter to me. Eating peanut butter from the jar. Volunteering, or at least planning on it. Hoping the perfect woman (for me) will find me because I'm having trouble finding her.

Cooking. Thinking outside the box. Organizing. Messing up my organization. Having fun. Being creative, funny, and honest. Mixing drinks. Phlebotomy. Seeing humor in everything. Being misunderstood.

I'm usually funny.

Food-I am adventurous when it comes to food. I like to try most things. I don't like beets. Peanut butter, chocolate, bbq sauce, and Cheese Whiz are the best.
Music-Tori Amos, NIN, Foo Fighters, Motley Crue, Mother Love Bone, Jane's Addiction, Johnny Cash, Shinedown, Carrie Underwood, The Monkees, Wilson Picket, 3 Doors Down, Motorhead, U2, old Metallica, Against Me. Rock, metal, country, oldies, pop, classical.
Movies-Action, adventure, comedy, drama, some horror, some romantic comedies, sci-fi, and some other stuff. Good company makes every movie better.
Books-Crichton, Brown, some King, Preston, A.C. Doyle, Gygax, others. The dictionary. The back of cereal boxes.

Tori Amos, peanut butter, chocolate, family, friends, dental floss.

Chocolate. Where to get more chocolate. Sex. Chocolate and sex. When will Tori come back to Chicago? Will she bring chocolate? What to write on here.

Looking on here for a date for next Friday. Thinking about how I don't want to work on Saturday.

I carry dental floss in my car.

If you like to have fun and see things in a different light. If you have an odd, off the wall, off color, or weird sense of humor. If you're interested. If you have constructive criticism. If you can help me figure out how to use my new camera. If you think Tori is the best ever. If you have chocolate.