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Frownface

45 M Maple Shade, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Jul 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
7′ 11″ (2.41m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Unemployed
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), Occitan (Fluently), Maori (Fluently), Tagalog (Fluently), Ilongo (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Cranky loser seeks same.
What I’m doing with my life
Sleeping through it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Suicide by Emile Durkheim; On Death and Dying by Elisabeth Kubler-Ross; Being and Nothingness by Sartre; Life Is Even Worse than a Steaming Pile of Horse Shit by Dr. Herbert Humphrey, Jr.

Movies: Death by Drowning; Shoah; Endlessly Weeping

Music: The Exploited, Crass, The Dumb Fucks, Retards, Inc., The Whackjobs.
The six things I could never do without
Viagra, ben wa balls, flesh light, water bong, scrotum piercer, fly swatter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lying in a Hammock at William Duffy’s Farm in Pine Island, Minnesota
By James Wright

Over my head, I see the bronze butterfly,
Asleep on the black trunk,
Blowing like a leaf in green shadow.
Down the ravine behind the empty house,
The cowbells follow one another
Into the distances of the afternoon.
To my right,
In a field of sunlight between two pines,
The droppings of last year’s horses
Blaze up into golden stones.
I lean back, as the evening darkens and comes on.
A chicken hawk floats over, looking for home.
I have wasted my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking myself into oblivion.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My toenail fungus is almost gone!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You are brave enough to let me see your peacock.

Jockettes need not apply.

**If I keep looking at your profile it means my memory sucks, not that I'm so into you. Get over your bad self!