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FrozenMetal

31 M Johannesburg, South Africa

My Details

Last Online
Jun 23, 2008
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Wow, dont you just love those double brackets hahaha..What can say, I'm just so BLOODY AMAZING its scary! Just need to prove that to the rest of the world and I'm settled. Guess I'll have to start here. Well, what most think of me right now is "what a cocky little bastard", (don't blame ya) but I'm really a nice guy who's humour goes that one step over the edge. Its usually only when people stop laughing at my jokes that only then do I realise I'm taking things too far. (I still carry on with the jokes though). I rely heavily on my sense of humour since lifes too damn short to be so serious the whole time. Oh and to all the ladies out there, I'm extremely handsome as stated in this quote that I will display for ya: "He's THE most attrative, seductive and romatic man I've ever known" - Mom. There, you see! And with great personality to boot! Hah! Can't believe anyones still reading this far, should I keep going?... ...no?....okay... :)

I am weird, humourous, and indescribable
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it, (no really I swear). Work wise, Im an illustrator working for an animation company. Very cool. Social lifes not too bad, try go out as much as I can ( yay parties, booze, falling down, its crazy I telz ya!). But I can handle the odd coffee shop. As long as the companies good, its all good. Relationship wise, Im looking around, have had my fair share of shit in the past, but just taking things as they come. *sigh whatever*
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
In or out of bed? hehe..Well, I hope Im good at my job or else I'll get fired. But people say Im a damn good at drawing, which takes the pressure off. Do mostly conceptual stuff, character designing, storyboards, massaging the bosses feet, unclogging toilets, y'know conceptual stuff(the slave drivers). Bin told Im good at massaging (by chicks.. only chicks). Im guessing farting the loudest doesnt count hahaha.(kiddin!)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Maybe the huge bat like wings coming out of my back, but I hide them pretty good. Seriously though, everyone always sees me as much older (4,5 years) not sure if thats a good thing. Think I come across kinda weird and vulgar. (Well I say the rest of you are all messed up hah!). Like wearing dark clothes, its a preference and no I dont praise satan. Not into the fashion scheme where all guys discovered its not gay to wear pink.

Either way, figure me out for yourself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(a)Whats a book, don't they just inject those things into your head nowadays.haha..well, my fav books would probably be Terry Prachet Novels Discworld. Dont read that much to be honest.

(b)Yeah KING KONG wasnt too bad. Thanks admin! Also like DumbnDumber, Pulp Fiction, Trainspotting, some ANIME, Terminator 2 and so much more.(I do want to finish this profile y'know)

(c) Hardcore METAL YEAAAAAAAH! StaticX, Sevendust, NIN, Slipknot, KillswitchEngage, Perfect Circle, Metallica and a shit lot more where that came from! Don't mind calm rock music sometimes to.

(d)I like chicken, meat, kebabs, ribs, eisbein. See Im not that fussy. But that never stopped anyone I went out with from stuffing something green down my neck (boogers!)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order and all in double brackets!:

1. woman

2. playstation

3. alcohol (parties dammit)

4. friends

5. family

6. That little bit of parsley that comes with your food at restaurants.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Well the average man thinks of sex about every 10 sec or so. Think about work to I guess. A lot of its pretty personal and I cant just let everyone know all about me that quick.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sheesh, this thing is long. Friday nights are always an adventure, so yeah I get around a lot. (wow that sounds dodgey hey, no funny street corners I promise). But definitely out most of the time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Lost my penis in a hot dog competition... Jesus, if ever I lost that Id shoot myself. And if its any indication its definitely there and I'm happy with, for sure.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you'd like something interesting in your life, and you like being pampered, and if you need dedication, trust, friendship, or even someone just to make you smile, dammit, talk to me. I'm really just a nice guy who sometimes full of shit, go figure.

But it would be good if you are female, sorry to all you bum buddies out there.