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Frucifer

26 M Somerville, MA

My Details

Last Online
Feb 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'll try anything twice. All it takes to keep me satisfied is to learn or improve--activities like tennis (if you like moving) board games (if you like thinking) and good theater (if you like storytelling). I grew up on Cape Cod (without an air conditioner) so I love sand and New England clam chowder. I moved to Boston for a job and the city culture.

I'm even-keeled most of the time--people often say I'm hard to read. I take my joy from the small things, like wearing silly hats or being brought a surprise cheeseburger at 4 AM.

I have a lot of other hobbies that I've let languish for want of a partner. If you're into Spanish, higher math, playing music, camping or scuba diving, I invite you to a strategic alliance!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm part of a comedy podcast about my friends' adventures in life and dating: Good Luck Have Podcast. We were at PAX East this year, and we will be there next year with t-shirts and various other shwag.

I used to write poetry, some of which you can find here: Reality Disco

I'm also a moderator for OKCupid, where I keep pictures of your junk off the site.
I’m really good at
writing, bad jokes, foosball, explaining, breaking things, fixing things, getting lost on shortcuts, sitting in the sun doing nothing, Go, grammar (it's a curse), hatching schemes, finding coins in the couch cushions, and coming out on top

I'm really bad at: chores, parking tickets, resisting any kind of rums or whiskeys, karaoke, the caber toss
The first things people usually notice about me
my majestic ponytail and Leno-esque chin, my strong opinions about movies based entirely on the previews, and my "bold" fashion sense.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: nonfiction--Jonathan Haidt's Righteous Mind
Movies: drama--Almost Famous and Kill Bill Vol. 2
TV: Game of Thrones, Downton Abbey, Firefly, Mad Men
Food: Hearty--Bacon Explosion or Lobster Mac n' Cheese (sometimes chef-ing skips a generation)
Music: Aerosmith, The Beatles, Devo, and Guns n' Roses; the Tron: Legacy soundtrack, Lady Gaga
The six things I could never do without
Work, women, whiskey, wealth, war, and whimsy, order depending on how good the whiskey is.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
puzzles and games, economics, zombie defense, ways to lure my friends to the theater, music, why girls like horses so much, the deliciousness of meats, how to stop Nicki Minaj
On a typical Friday night I am
having a long meandering conversation where we ask each other what we want to do

Drinking, board games, visiting the Cape, plotting road trips, or at the theater
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still haven't beaten Will Smith's time on the Rubik's cube
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You're interested in traveling
-You smile when you're happy
-You take some risks and you have some ambition
-You're a Time Lord in need of a Companion.

We're not all creepers, red status girls--so roll the dice and message someone!