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Fuchsia-Groan

46 F Burlington, VT

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Apr 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, French (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Married to my work. Like my space. Looking for a smart, witty, equally hard-working friend to have great conversations and see movies with. Maybe more, but only if the chemistry is there.

For me, conversations have to be two-way. I like to listen, but not constantly, and I don't monologue. Hope you feel the same.

If you spend too much time on the Onion AV Club site, we should have plenty to talk about.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, both for pay and for creative fulfillment. Technically speaking, I don't have any free time. But it's work I love, so it's worth it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Words. Spelling. Grammar. Memorizing poetry. Remembering random facts and dates. That stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Montaigne, Stendhal, Keats, Kafka, Philip K. Dick, Patrick Ness, Emily Brontë, Dostoyevsky, Alice Munro, The Road, High Fidelity. I read constantly, though some of it is trash.

Movies: Memento, most of Lynch and Cronenberg, Something Wild, Goodfellas, Brazil, Blade Runner, The Haunting, Drive, The Descent; the list goes on for quite a while. I enjoy both insane and terribly bad movies.

TV: Hooked on Breaking Bad. Also Deadwood, BSG, The Wire, Community, Parks and Rec, Mad Men.

Music: Talking Heads, Radiohead, Yo La Tengo, Of Montreal, Elliott Smith, Arcade Fire.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Media. Books, movies, music, newspapers and, yes, TV, though I don't keep it on as background noise.
Irony
Caffeine
Time-sucking electronic devices
Nature
Pete's Greens
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Trivial things like Hollywood grosses that distract me from the banality of existence.
The banality of existence.
The deep meaningfulness of existence.
Whether I really want to be around when civilization starts to crumble.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the gym, cooking or catching up on the filmography of ol' Werner Herzog or some other colorful character.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I get along best with guys in my generation (that's X) or younger.
You should message me if
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You really want to have a conversation.

You are not a Libertarian. (No insult intended, as many fellow geeks are of this persuasion, but it's not for me. To be honest, I don't like politics unless Jon Stewart is making fun of them, but I think government is necessary, warts and all.)

You don't see anything weird about watching a movie with lots of explosions one day and something by Bela Tarr the next. Or eating a Snickers bar followed by an austere and ultra-local pea-green salad.

If you can recite Jesse Pinkman's original voicemail message, that would also be fun.