I'm borderline inappropriately obsessed with politics in general,
Tina Fey, the entire Daily Show crew, and Stephen Colbert.
I was born with the ability to communicate telepathically with
goldfish.
The White Sox are better than the Cubs. This is quantifiable.
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Ethnicity Undeclared
Height 5' 5" (1.65m).
Looking For New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual encounters (sex partners)
Smokes Yes
Drinks Often
Drugs Sometimes
Religion Agnosticism
Sign Aries and it's fun to think about
Education Graduated from college/university
Job Law / Legal Services
Income N/A
Kids Likes children, but doesn't want any
Pets Owns dogs and Likes cats
Languages English (Fluently), French (Okay)
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My Notes edit
My self-summary
What I'm doing with my life
I graduated from ISU with a degree in Political Science and
English. Now I'm working for a law firm, trying to pay off god damn
fucking student loans and studying for the LSAT.
Also. I fight crime.
Also. I fight crime.
I'm really good at
Arguing. Pretending to pay attention to boring stories. Flicking my
cigarettes. Grammar. Poker.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
Sarcasm.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: ALL of the Harry Potters, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy,
The Things They Carried, Brides For Sale, In the Time of
Butterflies, Fight Club, Choke, Pink Think, Cunt, Little Women,
Female Man, yadda yadda...
Pretty much anything nonfiction that's political or historical and anything fiction that's funny or scary.
I also read a lot of comic books. I haven't bought new ones in a while on account of Marvel and DC taking a turn for the shitty.
Movies & TV: The American President, Dark Knight, A Few Good Men, Boondock Saints, The West Wing, Daily Show, Colbert Report, It's Always Sunny, Scrubs, The Boondocks... ect
Music: I'll nod my head to anything but only raise my fist for punk.
Food: Tacos.
Pretty much anything nonfiction that's political or historical and anything fiction that's funny or scary.
I also read a lot of comic books. I haven't bought new ones in a while on account of Marvel and DC taking a turn for the shitty.
Movies & TV: The American President, Dark Knight, A Few Good Men, Boondock Saints, The West Wing, Daily Show, Colbert Report, It's Always Sunny, Scrubs, The Boondocks... ect
Music: I'll nod my head to anything but only raise my fist for punk.
Food: Tacos.
The six things I could never do without
(In no order)
1. friends/family
2. sex
3. books
4. rum
5. pack of smokes
6. my dog, Psylocke
1. friends/family
2. sex
3. books
4. rum
5. pack of smokes
6. my dog, Psylocke
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I take the orange line to work and people used to stare at me. I
assumed, obviously, they were from the future and traveled back in
time for some kind of observatory history class. This would lead to
me spending a lot of time wondering why I would be so important
that they would travel back for historical purposes to watch me.
Obviously I started some kind of revolution but what? Socialist?
Lead the uprising against the inevitable zombie apocalypse?
Anyways. Turned out the whole train could hear my head phones b/c they were too loud for proper social etiquette.
It was a letdown.
Anyways. Turned out the whole train could hear my head phones b/c they were too loud for proper social etiquette.
It was a letdown.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking.
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
I'm sexually attracted to doilies.
You should message me if
You're a revolutionary.
... or funny.
... or funny.
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