Likes:
- Crossing things off lists.
- Poking at a wood fire.
- Reggae elevator music.
- Rabbits that don’t freak out when you try to pet them.
- A single cut from one end of the wrapping paper to the other.
- Realising that I haven't lost my wallet after all.
- S̶e̶a̶r̶c̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶d̶i̶n̶o̶s̶a̶u̶r̶ ̶e̶g̶g̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶G̶o̶b̶i̶ ̶d̶e̶s̶e̶r̶t̶.

Dislikes:
- Monstrous behaviour.
- Wire coat-hangers.
- Marzipan.
- Leaf blowers... http://vimeo.com/46867
- Handshakes... Men never wash their hands coming out of the public toilet.
- People at checkout tills who hand you back your change with a $5 or $10 note spread out flat and all the coins balanced on top of it.

Currently sitting at a Japanese sushi train with two miserable looking customers, and they're playing "Take My Breath Away" by Berlin.

I spend my time creating film and animation, travelling the world, and doing my best to keep my two cats alive (so far so good). Despite my grumpy looking photos, I'm actually very content and happy with my life :-D

- Reading my own handwriting.
- Opening tins of cat food without retching.
- Interpreting dress codes.
- Loitering.

My Englishness. We're not very forthcoming with our emotions. In fact the average Englishman can go for six months without crying, depending on football results.

Music: Massive Attack, Air, El Ten Eleven, The White Stripes, Kruder & Dorfmeister, The Black Keys, Beck, The Xx, The Whitest Boy Alive, Zero 7, FC Kahuna, Radiohead, Cold War Kids, Ratatat. I'll listen to just about anything except Celine Dion, and Mariah Carey... and bagpipes.

Food: I became a vegetarian a few years ago and now I'm almost always hungry. Sometimes I even catch myself drooling over my houseplants.

Shows: Flight of the Conchords, The IT Crowd, Black Books, How Not To Live Your Life, Peep Show, British comedy.

Movies: I'm more interested in what's showing at Dendy rather than the latest Hollywood cheese, although I have been known to sit through the occasional chick flick without feeling too nauseous. I prefer to watch those at home rather than at the cinema because it’s not so far to the bathroom.

1. The ShamWow Miracle Towel: Soaks up 12 times its own weight!
2. The Snuggie "Blanket with sleeves".
3. Rejuvenique: This plastic mask hooked up to a 9-volt battery is a fantastic way to exercise your face.
4. China Pet 'Mr T': "Watch his mohawk grow!"
5. Dust mop slippers.
6. The Toilet Comfort Wipe: Extendable wiping arm.

The big bang theory, black holes, and why the winner of Miss Universe always comes from Earth?

Either enjoying intelligent conversation over a vodka martini at a classy bar, having a meal with friends at a sophisticated restaurant, or putting Smarties tubes on cats' legs so they walk like robots! ;-)

I have a phobia of belly button fluff.

You enjoy live music, witty banter, art & design, cool cafes, flea markets, Japan, chocolate gâteaux, exploring, thunderstorms, flying in seaplanes, New York, messing about in boats, and you're nice to penguins ;-)