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  • Ages 20-40
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My details

Last online
Feb 2, 2014
5' 8" (1.72m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
My self-summary
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- Crossing things off lists.
- Poking at a wood fire.
- Reggae elevator music.
- Rabbits that don’t freak out when you try to pet them.
- A single cut from one end of the wrapping paper to the other.
- Realising that I haven't lost my wallet after all.
- S̶e̶a̶r̶c̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶d̶i̶n̶o̶s̶a̶u̶r̶ ̶e̶g̶g̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶G̶o̶b̶i̶ ̶d̶e̶s̶e̶r̶t̶.

- Monstrous behaviour.
- Wire coat-hangers.
- Marzipan.
- Leaf blowers.
- Handshakes. Men never wash their hands coming out of the public toilet.
- People at checkout tills who hand you back your change with a $5 or $10 note spread out flat and all the coins balanced on top of it.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently sitting at a Japanese sushi train with two miserable looking customers, and they're playing Take My Breath Away by Berlin.

I spend my time creating film and animation, travelling the world, and doing my best to keep my two cats alive (so far so good). Despite my grumpy looking photos I'm actually very content and happy :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Reading my own handwriting.
- Opening tins of cat food without retching.
- Interpreting dress codes.
- Loitering.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My Englishness. We're not very forthcoming with our emotions. In fact the average Englishman can go for six months without crying, depending on football results.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Massive Attack, Beach Fossils, Radiohead, The White Stripes, Kruder & Dorfmeister, The Black Keys, Beck, The Xx, The Whitest Boy Alive, The Shins, Pixies, Daft Punk, FC Kahuna, Grimes. I'll listen to just about anything except Celine Dion, and Mariah Carey... and bagpipes.

Food: I became a vegetarian a few years ago and now I'm almost always hungry. Sometimes I even catch myself drooling over my houseplants.

Shows: Flight of the Conchords, The IT Crowd, Black Books, How Not To Live Your Life, Peep Show, QI, British comedy.

Movies: I'm more interested in what's showing at Dendy rather than the latest Hollywood cheese, although I have been known to sit through the occasional chick flick without feeling too nauseous. I prefer to watch those at home rather than at the cinema because it’s not so far to the bathroom.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The ShamWow Miracle Towel: Soaks up 12 times its own weight!
2. The Snuggie "Blanket with sleeves".
3. Rejuvenique: This plastic mask hooked up to a 9-volt battery is a fantastic way to exercise your face.
4. China Pet 'Mr T': "Watch his mohawk grow!"
5. Dust mop slippers.
6. The Toilet Comfort Wipe: Extendable wiping arm.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The big bang theory, black holes, and why the winner of Miss Universe always comes from Earth?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either enjoying intelligent conversation over a vodka Martini at a classy bar, having a meal with friends at a sophisticated restaurant, or putting Smarties tubes on cats' legs so they walk like robots!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My underpants all have different names. Today I'm wearing Norman.
You should message me if
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You're Rooney Mara... or you enjoy live music, art & design, cool cafes, flea markets, Japan, chocolate gâteau, exploring, witty banter, thunderstorms, flying in seaplanes, New York, messing about in boats, and you're nice to penguins! (^v^)