I don't know, the adjectives pretty much sum it up. You should check out Full Metal Photographer, my photoblog, and possibly also Full Metal Attorney, my regular blog.

I am tickle me elmo, metal, and a photographer

I'm going to law school, I'm married, and I have two dogs.

Photography, rational thinking, spelling, creative thinking

That I'm not wearing a cape.

A. The Dune series (only the Frank Herbert ones, not the posthumous ones) Paradise Lost Lord of the Flies Poe's short stories The Death Gate Cycle The Dragonlance series The Dark Sword Trilogy The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series Asimov's Foundation books (again, no posthumous stuff . . . it's literary necrophilia!)

B. Kurt Russell action flicks (Escape from L.A., Big Trouble in Little China), especially John Carpenter's The Thing, but also 3000 Miles to Graceland, Breakdown, Soldier, Executive Decision, Escape from New York, Stargate, and probably others that I can't think of right now The Crow Fight Club Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust Cowboy Bebop Ghost in the Shell Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Akira The Last Samurai Collateral Monty Python movies

C. Metallica Slipknot Mercyful Fate Slayer Danzig Bach Iced Earth Trivium Lamb of God Ozzy Osbourne King Diamond Samhain Led Zeppelin Living Sacrifice Soul Embraced Black Sabbath Godsmack Disturbed Korn Sepultura Soulfly Motorhead Children of Bodom

D. Hamburgers Fries Chinese stuff (particularly beef with black mushrooms or Mongolian beef) Popeye's Steak Beef jerky Bacon

wife, dogs, heavy metal, camera, beef . . . and, um . . . pooping, probably

Creative stuff, and how liberal judges are full of shit.

Watching a movie with my wife

I have a huge penis. Well, maybe not huge. But average. Definitely average.

You already know me, or you want to give me feedback on one of my tests.