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FunBryan

34 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:36am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love my circle of close friends, my confederates in board games, scavenger hunts, pub quiz, comedy shows and concerts, and finding something else new and different [Escape The Room became our new thing for a couple weeks -- so fun!]. When I'm not with them, I'm probably running even though I hate it, messing around with guitars and ukuleles, trying to read more, or Netflixing.

My favorite Beatle is Paul.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
If you mean big-picture, I teach the youth of America about calculus and stuff. But what I'm really doing is hopefully somewhere in the section above.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making things that are delicious. I have a 600+ page cookbook full of pies that I've been working through, and that seems to go over well. A Famous Person complimented me on the Yellow Submarine cake I made for my friend's birthday a few years ago.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Last week a 72-year old man said I have Frank Sinatra's eyes. So I have that going for me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
To avoid going on forever, Top 5's -- or five-ish:

Books: Daniel Handler's Adverbs; Mike Doughty's Slanky; The Princess Bride; Don't Let The Pigeon Drive The Bus; any frequent contributor to This American Life.

Movies: It's a Wonderful Life, The Princess Bride, Alice in Wonderland, Clue, and Rushmore.

Tragically Cancelled Television: Ed, Pushing Daisies, Sports Night, The State, Home Movies.

Current Television: Parks And Recreation, New Girl, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Community.

Music: Andrew Bird, Guster, Shudder to Think, Wilco, Neutral Milk Hotel. And the Replacements. And that CHVRCHES record crushed it. Taylor Swift is an absolute pleasure, no guilt.

Podcasts: Thrilling Adventure Hour, Wits, This American Life, Doug Loves Movies, Planet Money, Serial. And oh my, are you listening to Mystery Show??? It's the new greatest.

Food: I could live on Pad Thai from Spice. If I had to, that is. But I'll try anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kitchen, my records, my yoga teacher, podcasts, my best friend, and my iTelephone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Did I go to the beach enough this summer? When is the next road trip? When should we take another vacation to Maine?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mustering up the energy to get out the door to discover something amazing. But I'm not too disappointed by a quiet night at home with friends, either.

On an atypical Friday night, I might be driving friends to Atlantic City at midnight so they can be at the Philadelphia airport in the morning, only to drive back home after two hours so they can be at LaGuardia in the morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll *admit* it, but I probably won't actually show you the amazing duet of Drops of Jupiter my best friend and I put on youtube.
You should message me if
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Are you witty and smart and clever and exciting? That would be awesome!