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33 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–33
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 19
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I love my circle of close friends, my confederates in board games, scavenger hunts, pub quiz, comedy shows and concerts, and finding something else new and different [Escape The Room became our new thing for a couple weeks -- so fun!]. When I'm not with them, I'm probably running even though I hate it, messing around with guitars and ukuleles, trying to read more, or Netflixing..

My favorite Beatle is Paul.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
If you mean big-picture, I teach the youth of America. But what I'm really doing is hopefully somewhere in the section above.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making things that are delicious. I have a 600+ page cookbook full of pies that I've been working through, and that seems to go over well. A Famous Person complimented me on the Yellow Submarine cake I made for my friend's birthday a few years ago. My latest hipster hobby is fancy cocktails.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a tendency to put my foot in my mouth (metaphorically -- I'm not flexible enough for that to be literal, but I suppose it would be noticeable) but I hope that's not it. Someone once said I look like Superman, which is entirely ridiculous, but I do have blue eyes. So I suppose I'll let you answer this for me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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To avoid going on forever, Top 5's -- or five-ish:

Books: Daniel Handler's Adverbs; Mike Doughty's Slanky; The Princess Bride; Don't Let The Pigeon Drive The Bus; any frequent contributor to This American Life.

Movies: It's a Wonderful Life, The Princess Bride, Alice in Wonderland, Clue, and Rushmore.

Tragically Cancelled Television: Ed, Pushing Daisies, Sports Night, The State, Home Movies.

Current Television: Parks And Recreation, New Girl, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Community.

Music: Andrew Bird, Guster, Shudder to Think, Wilco, Neutral Milk Hotel. And the Replacements. And that CHVRCHES record crushed it. Taylor Swift is an absolute pleasure, no guilt.

Podcasts: Thrilling Adventure Hour, Wits, This American Life, Doug Loves Movies, Planet Money. Oh man, and Serial.

Food: I could live on Pad Thai from Spice. If I had to, that is. But I'll try anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My iTelephone, my kitchen, my records, my yoga teacher, podcasts, and my best friend.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Did I go to the beach enough this summer? When is the next road trip? When should we take another vacation to Maine?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mustering up the energy to get out the door to discover something amazing. But I'm not too disappointed by a quiet night at home with friends, either.

On an atypical Friday night, I might be driving friends to Atlantic City at midnight so they can be at the Philadelphia airport in the morning, only to drive back home after two hours so they can be at LaGuardia in the morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'll *admit* it, but I won't actually show you the amazing duet of Drops of Jupiter my best friend and I put on youtube.
You should message me if
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Are you witty and smart and clever and exciting? That would be awesome!