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FunFettuchini

23 / M / Straight / Single

Brooklyn, New York

His Details

Last Online
Today – 3:21am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Buddhism and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Other
Income
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My name is Jay, im 23 and would be honored to be your new virtual boyfriend. Let's be honest, online dating sucks. The talent pools lacking and youre one "hey babe" message away from deleting your account. I will share a few points as to why I am awesome.

-work internationally between Madrid and NYC for a Spanish tech startup
-studied philosophy and accounting in college, i mean, c´mon
-1 of 9 siblings, our studies range from physics, to anthropology, to to law, to ancient languages, to forensic science, to engineering, to neuroscience, to linguistics, and more
-currently writing a theorem on the deliciousness of pie
-trilingual in Spanish, English, and Spanglish, as well as elementary Portuguese.
-teaching myself how to play the piano; have mastered hot cross buns to full level proficiency.

I have been living in Barcelona and Madrid the past year, but originally from the land following of milk, honey, and mana, what is also known as Cincinnati.

I just moved to Brooklyn and ready to meet some people that know how to get down with life. Music is a big passion, im outgoing as fuck, like to try new things and passionate about art and stuff. I have an easy going style and would be the best new virtual boyfriend you could ever dream of.

Other things I am doing in my free time is learning how to program, hip hop dancing, studying languages, cooking daily, doing the funky chicken at cross-walks. I will be moving back-n-forth between the NYC and Madrid, so please understand my virtual boyfriend capabilities will have some constraints. I will still send you flowers daily.
What I’m doing with my life
Plotting world domination.
(Now accepting applications for Evil Genius Sidekick)

In my spare time aside from that I double as an entrepreneur. I just moved here from Spain, and am creating an iPhone app that will change your life forever.

I'm also working on an online clothing and apparel store that does reviews of all the craziest cultural festivals around the world.
I’m really good at
Jamming out (piano is my instrument of choice), cooking, kind of a fitness freak, speed-reading, meditating, and I've been told my work with Crayolas is phenomenal..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies--Momento, Donny Darko, Waking Life

Music--Arcade Fire, The Flamming Lips, MGMT, Kid Cudi, B.o.B, Band of Horses, Deadmau5, The Eels, Explosions in the Sky, M83, Justice, Xx, Michael Menert, Incubus, Sky Ship, Daft Punk, RHCP, Phantogram, Passion Pit, Jay Z, Antonio Vivaldi, Pretty Lights, Citizen Cope, Slightly Stoopid, Skrillex, Deadmau5, G. Love and Special Sauce, Kanye West, The Limousines, Rage Against the Machine, Gangsta 90s raps, Johann Sebastian Bach, Local Natives, The Temper Trap, Notorious BIG, Bob Dylan, Dispatch, Primitive Radio Gods, The Sea and Cake, 311, Animal Collective, MIA, Modest Mouse, Blink 182, Phoenix, and many many more...

Food--avocados
The six things I could never do without
Passport... that's about it honestly
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The ontological purpose of linguistics, the metaphysical abstractions behind parallel universes, the grandiose cosmic forums, the orchestrating vibrations and reverberations of raw feeling, this little thing called life all about, whats for dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Good God if only I knew
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
just do it. a simple hello could lead to a 1,000,000 different things