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FunFettuchini

24 M Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

My Details

Last Online
Jul 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Okay), Ukrainian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My name is Jay, im 23, and would be honored to be your new boyfriend. Let's be honest, online dating sucks. The talent pools lacking, and you're about one more "hey babe" messages away from deleting your account. I will share a few points as to why I am awesome:

-work internationally between China, Brasil, and the United States
-studied philosophy and accounting in college, i mean, c'mon
-1 of 9 siblings, our studies range from physics, to anthropology, to to law, to ancient languages, to forensic science, to engineering, to neuroscience, to linguistics, and more
-currently writing a theorem on the deliciousness of pie
-trilingual in Spanish, English, and Spanglish, as well as intermediate Portuguese, and elementary Ukrainian
-teaching myself how to play the piano; have mastered hot cross buns to full level proficiency.

I am an avid fan of entrepreneurship, travel, and fitness. I like to create business for travel excurisions, currently working on a project for social education in China, and a transportable fitness system.

I've also started to get more into writing; you can read some of my material here: www.jayneyer.com

I just moved to Rio and ready to meet some people that know how to get down with life. Music is a big passion, im outgoing as fuck, like to try new things and passionate about art and stuff.

Other things I am doing in my free time is learning how to program, hip hop dancing, studying languages, cooking daily, doing the funky chicken at cross-walks.

I will be moving back-n-forth between God knows where, so please understand my boyfriend capabilities will have some constraints. I will still send you flowers and give you back rubs daily.
What I’m doing with my life
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Plotting world domination

In my spare time aside from that I double as an entrepreneur. I love creating business and being able to travel with great flexibility. Self autonomy is a big big plus.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jamming out (piano is my instrument of choice), cooking, bit of a fitness freak, speed-reading, meditating, and I've been told my work with Crayolas is phenomenal...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies--Momento, Donny Darko, Waking Life, Inception, John Dies at the End

Music--Arcade Fire, The Flamming Lips, MGMT, Kid Cudi, B.o.B, Band of Horses, Deadmau5, The Eels, Explosions in the Sky, M83, Justice, Xx, Michael Menert, Incubus, Sky Ship, Daft Punk, RHCP, Phantogram, Passion Pit, Jay Z, Antonio Vivaldi, Pretty Lights, Citizen Cope, Slightly Stoopid, Skrillex, Deadmau5, G. Love and Special Sauce, Kanye West, The Limousines, Rage Against the Machine, Gangsta 90s raps, Johann Sebastian Bach, Local Natives, The Temper Trap, Notorious BIG, Bob Dylan, Dispatch, Primitive Radio Gods, The Sea and Cake, 311, Animal Collective, MIA, Modest Mouse, Blink 182, Phoenix, Yelle, and many many more..

Books--Tuesday's with Morrie, The Alchemist, Conversations with God, Enders Game, Psycho Cybernetics, Moonwalking with Einstein

Food--avocados
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Passport... that's about it honestly
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The ontological purpose of linguistics, the metaphysical abstractions behind parallel universes, the grandiose cosmic forums, the orchestrating vibrations and reverberations of raw feeling, whats for dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Good God if only I knew
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
its a mystery ;)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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just do it. you saying a simple hello could lead to a 1,000,000 different things