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FunHappyMan

60 Glendale, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 45–61
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:56pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Please read the reasons to contact me section at the end.
I've been told that I'm the REAL DEAL.

Not sure why I'm still here if that statement is true.

Here is my romance novel-ette. Or, maybe a light-hearted-hoped-for-fantasy musing of a mature man who is tired of being alone, wants companionship and to love again. I miss having someone to love.

I want to meet the woman who feels my written words here resonating within her in a vibrant way, where she cant wait to meet me yesterday to start the tomorrows.

I use Caps in my narrative below for vocal emphasis to make a point as if you were hearing that emphasis in my voice.

Ladies, don't you want the man you choose to ADORE you at his basic core level? THAT is what physical attraction is to MALES (and us REAL men).

I want to meet the last great love of my life. I want to take all of my energy and make her feel cherished, exalted and appreciated.

Online is simple really. It's just a way to meet someone new with a chance to know a few things about them other than how they look. Online gives you an opportunity to get to meet people outside of your daily travels of work, the supermarket or 2 blocks from you. Once contact has been made it's just Dating 101.

I tried the produce section questions. Almost got banned from my local market. It DID make me lose some weight though since I ran out of food several times.

I feel better than I did at 40, and I felt wonderfully young back then.
I really like affection, kissing and the endorphins we both get. It's what drives a man like me to pursue. It's why I'm NOT on here for text/email buddies or platonic friends.

Most that know me regard me as the warmest, nicest, kindest and most giving man they have ever met. I just happen to speak truths unabashedly & without fear.

Imagine I am the man of your dreams, the real deal. Imagine that all you have to do is to be REAL and not play games. Imagine that all you have to do is email me, talk with me on the phone to arrange a 1st meeting, then meet and have a REAL conversation.

I want a lover and playmate in my next mate. Note I said a LOVER, not a bootycall. I know what it's like when my mate and I are lovers. The ENERGY the PASSION, the DESIRE permeates each of our beings making us WANT to be with them, and helps us get beyond the hiccups that happen in relationships. The intimate connection that two people can have is one of the most unique things in the animal kingdom.

The ONLY part of this site's personality evaluation that is totally wrong is about me not being compassionate. I raised my children by myself but also made sure to take care of their mother secretly and at arms length in spite of her inability to even care for herself. It was the honorable thing to do.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Helping others. Building businesses. Inventing. I own 12 patents, currently working on my next one.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Open Communication, Kissing. Natural healing

I'm also very intuitive. My "other" fluent language is Venusian
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How calm, confident and self-assured I am.

Oh, that and my charming smile and how my humor puts strangers at ease
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dagny Taggart was a fictional iconic example of what is totally missing today in our society. I would be her John Galt equivalent.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many blonde blue-eyed women list "Native American" as their ethnicity on this site. I wonder why I'm not getting more contact from the women on here.

I also wonder how women always seem to know how to pose in such a flattering way to make their pictures on here look so good.

Note on the above sentence. I think I have that one figured out. I'm adding it to my upcoming standup routine. Stay tuned
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Shark Tank & honing my business plans. My now-divorced best friend and I worked out a every-other-friday-dinner schedule to catch up on all the missed dinners together during his marriage. Oh, we didn't have to get the schedule approved by a judge.

The "Art of Business & Capitalism" might be the title of my next book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm being real on here. I want someone just as real as I am.

I figured might as well own up to the truth that I am a passionate man.

Q. What is the term for a relationship without passion?

A. Platonic Friendship. I already have enough of those.

If we connect, you will KNOW how much I desire you each and every moment of every day. You will feel cherished as a woman.

Who on here is VIBRANT & PASSIONATE enough to meet me?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Message me if you want to meet an old-school REAL man who is unabashedly open & communicative.

DONT message me if you didn't have the patience or take the time to read the whole profile.

Oh. New rule. (Thanks Bill Maher) TWO emails and an exchange of phone numbers, then we TALK for a short bit and plan our first casual meeting IN PERSON.

I WONT engage in long emails. Emailing is not dating. Nothing is learned about the other through email except what you IMAGINE my words mean. If you are too afraid to meet in person, you are too afraid to live a real life. Clear enough?