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FunHappyMan

59 M Glendale, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:30pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I really like affection, kissing and the endorphines we both get.

I've decided to just say the above sentence in this section because all of you told me my profile was too long

Imagine I am the man of your dreams, the real deal. Imagine that all you have to do is to be REAL and not play games, email me then meet and have a REAL conversation. Imagine that. Real
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being real. Seems the online world of women want lies and being alone
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Kissing. Massage. Giving pleasure

I'm also good at being intuitive about what a woman wants. Being affectionate & playful. But I still like kissing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How right my POV is
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How just plain stupid attractive women can be when it comes to online dating. Seems they WANT to be alone, lonely and sexless. Rearranging pics while ignoring good men
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to figure out why a woman isnt here with me. I think they are too afraid and stupid to be with a good man who is a good lover. Wouldnt know what to do with him.
After being on here for a while, I changed my acceptable age range. Women my age are too messed up. I've seen women in their 50's wax poetic about what they want in commitment, long term blah blah but then put 30 as the age of a BOY they'll date. Really??
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm being real on here. I want someone just as real as I am.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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