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FunHappyMan

60 Glendale, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–61
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:39am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Online dating is hard. Most times it's hard because of our own approach.

I'm trying to make it simpler at least for the women reading this to explain myself the same way I'd do it in person.
Online is simple really. It's just a way to meet someone new with a chance to know a few things about them OTHER than how they look. You get to meet people outside of your daily travels of work, the supermarket or your hometown. Once contact has been made it's just Dating 101

If you aren't finding the kind of man you THINK you want maybe you need to Reconsider your Premises.

Remember, Whatever you USED to be attracted to got you single today. If you haven't adjusted your wants & needs to a more realistic place, you may as well go back to your ex (ha ha)

I feel better than I did at 40, and I felt wonderfully young back then. My kids laugh at their friend's saying "Your Dad sure doesnt ACT like his age!"

I really like affection, kissing and the endorphines we both get. It's what drives a man to pursue. It's why I'm NOT on here for text/email buddies or platonic friends.

I've decided to just say the above sentences in this section because all of you told me my profile was too long back when I wrote a deeper explanation of why you should meet me.

Imagine I am the man of your dreams, the real deal. Imagine that all you have to do is to be REAL and not play games, email me then meet and have a REAL conversation. Imagine that. Real

Ladies, a simple bit of advice:
If your "personality" section on here has scored you as LESS sex driven by a HIGH GRAPH score, Men see a HUGE message. It screams that you can take it or leave it and just want a friendship.Most men including me already have enough platonic sexless women friends. (Some of them called it grounds for divorce!

I want a lover and playmate in my next mate. Note I said a LOVER, not a bootycall. I know what it's like when my mate and I are lovers. The energy, the passion, the desire permeates each of our beings making us WANT to be with them, and helps us get beyond the hiccups that happen in relationships. The intimate connection that two people can have is one of the most unique things in the animal kingdom.

So, here's the deal. It's become my observation that virtually None of the women on here appear to be serious about meeting a REAL man. A MAN's man. The kind of man they have read about in romance novels and have seen on the silver screen. The kind of man their profiles scream that they want.

Instead of trying to find the perfect paragraph of fantasy-driven descriptive words, I decided to just be REAL and be the kind, loving, honest man that I am.

I change parts of my profile around at different times. I change the age range of what I'm seeking and other information because it changes the SITE's ALGORYTHM of who it shows me in searches. Don't take offense at the starting number.

The ONLY part of this site's personality evaluation that is totally wrong is about me not being compassionate. I raised my children by myself but also made sure to take care of their mother secretly and at arms length in spite of her inability to even care for herself. It was the honorable thing to do.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Helping others. Building businesses. Inventing
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Open Communication, Kissing. Good health practices

I'm also good at being intuitive about what a woman wants. Being affectionate & playful. But I still like kissing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How calm, confident and self-assured I am.

Oh, that and my charming smile and how my humor puts strangers at ease
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dagny Taggart was a fictional iconic example of what is totally missing today in our society.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many blonde blue-eyed women list "Native American" as their ethnicity on this site.

A real self-actualized woman will look forward to spirited discussions with me
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Shark Tank & honing my business plans

The "Art of Business & Capitalism" might be the title of my next book.

On the show's commercial breaks I ponder why so many women are here online checking their computer instead of actually meeting me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm being real on here. I want someone just as real as I am.

Oh, Yes, I included casual sex for what I am "open to" since no one seems to want to have a traditional relationship.

I figured might as well own up to the truth that I am a sexual being and have desires and needs. I want my next partner to have a real healthy, open attitude about sex. If you are overly conservative and closed up like a prune, probably best not to contact me.

Sex is not the BE-all or END-all of a relationship, but couples sure suffer when it is bad or not there at all.

If we connect, you will KNOW how much I desire you each and every moment of every day. You will feel cherished as a woman.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Message me if you want to meet an old-school REAL man who is unabashedly open & communicative.

Meet me for an adult discussion. Argue with my premises behind my profile. If you are willing to do that, AND be honest with me in person, even if we aren't a match, I'll be able to explain fully why you are alone and why online men are behaving like they do towards you, even if we ARENT a fit. Oh if you are already predisposed to argue with my profile, you'll be buying!