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FunHappyMan

59 M Glendale, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:29am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I really like affection, kissing and the endorphines we both get.

I've decided to just say the above sentence in this section because past writings got me told my profile was too long, and it didnt get me the meetings I desired. The rest below is a bit more about me. Anything else you can discover when we go out.
What I’m doing with my life
Making the world a better place. Helping and mentoring young people. Oh heck I help OLD people too.

Wanted to add this:

I spent over 15 years NOT dating in order to be a fully dedicated custodial parent. I chose my kids over my own social & companionship needs giving them my free time, my dedication & character. I believed I could wait to meet "her" once I was free to give her all of myself.
Online seems to be telling me I may have waited too long. I get many "visits" to my profile without a comment.

I want to find that certain someone who will be smitten with my dedication to children, my own as well as several hundred others, (tell you that story when we meet) My integrity, character, happy positive & playful outlook towards life, I want a mature woman who wants to meet the man behind it all.

I put "dating" since that is what I'm seeking. I don't want platonic friends. Already have enough of those. I am looking to meet, then date, then romance and pursue that " someone special" with the eventual goal of a committed long-term relationship. I want to be kissing her regularly. I say eventual goal because I'm not in a hurry to get it wrong AND I have no biological clock ticking. It starts with meeting IN PERSON, not endless emails. If on that meeting, that elusive "spark" is there, I'll be asking for a first REAL date by the end of it.
I’m really good at
Kissing. Massage. Now before you roll your eyes I have been trained by professional bodyworkers and can get that nagging soreness out.
I'm also good at being intuitive about what a woman wants. Being affectionate & playful. But I still like kissing.

I'm also good at problem solving. I fix things and situations, I've built spec houses, designed software systems, advised businesses on how to make more money & grow.

I was/am a great parent. Besides my own, I became the "Go-to Pops" for close to 150 kids in my town. Seems none of them had a dad around to get advice or a man's perspective from.

I like putting a smile on people's faces. I either have them laughing at me or with me, but they always remember me the next time they see me.

Saw a profile where the woman wanted Muscles, Brains, & Guts.

I said, "I used to have muscles when I was younger, the brains I didn't pass on to my kids seem to have turned to mush, and I think my gut is where some of those muscles ended up".

My friend said I should answer this section as follows:

"I'm really good at humorous self-deprecation"
The first things people usually notice about me
I look a lot better in person than my amateur pictures on a dating site.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why it's so hard to find a woman who wants to be loved and adored
On a typical Friday night I am
Thinking
Comeon someONE, Be my "calgon bath" and take me away from this internetmisery.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Once I've made a connection with someone online, and especially in person after a first meeting, I'll go back to their profile and re-read it several times afterwards. This site will show you that I've done that too. Please don't think it creepy or weird, I'm just rediscovering you if I found you intriguing and want to see you again.

If we HAVE met, and you gave me all of the indications you wanted to have a next meeting, but are somehow being elusive and unavailable (meaning appearing to be playing games) I may re-peruse your profile to figure out how I got smitten by you while being played.

I'm being real on here. I want someone just as real as I am.

Hope the above makes sense in this online dating world.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 42–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to meet a warm, loving nice, kind, articulate, friendly, playful, fun, quick-witted, intelligent, self-aware, conscious, giving, generous gracious man. My grandmother was incredibly proud of me telling me I had the same character that my grandfather was known for in the community. Best compliment I ever got.

My kids actually ENJOY spending time with me often.

My grandbaby looks at me and giggles like I'm goofy, then hugs and loves me unconditionally. Message me if you want to be loved the same way as my granddaughter is.