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FunHappyMan

59 M Glendale, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–61
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:44pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was recently told I have an "angry" profile. This was after she said she isnt meeting any REAL men. Seems SHE has the anger problem. I'm a good, fun, funny man who is disillusioned.

If you aren't finding the kind of man you THINK you want who has written a blah blah-kiss-up-to-confused-women profile where you go meet only to find it was a bunch of bull, then maybe you ought to Reconsider your Premises.

I really like affection, kissing and the endorphines we both get. It's what drives a man to pursue.

I've decided to just say the above sentence in this section because all of you told me my profile was too long

Imagine I am the man of your dreams, the real deal. Imagine that all you have to do is to be REAL and not play games, email me then meet and have a REAL conversation. Imagine that. Real

If your "personality" section on here has scored you as LESS sex driven by a lot, it would seem you can take it or leave it and just want a friendship. I already have enough platonic sexless women friends. I want a lover and playmate in my next mate.

I change parts of my profile around at different times. I change the age range of what I'm seeking and other information because it changes the SITE's ALGORYTHM of who it shows me in searches.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being real. Seems the online world of women want lies and being alone
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Open Communication, Kissing. Massage.

I'm also good at being intuitive about what a woman wants. Being affectionate & playful. But I still like kissing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How right my POV is once they meet me and actually talk WITH me in person
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many blonde blue-eyed women list "Native American" as their ethnicity on this site.

How just plain stupid so many attractive women can be when it comes to online dating. Seems they WANT to be alone, lonely and sexless. Rearranging pics while ignoring good men

And yes, I DID call some of you out by calling you stupid. If all you do is react in a misandrist way to truths, you dont want a real man & PREFER to be alone.

A real self-actualized woman will look forward to spirited discussions with me
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Shark Tank & honing my business plans. The "Art of Business & Capitalism"

On the show's commercial breaks I ponder why so many women are here online checking their computer instead of actually meeting me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm being real on here. I want someone just as real as I am.

Oh, Yes, I included casual sex for what I am open to since no one seems to want to have a traditional relationship. Figured might as well own up to the truth that I am a sexual being and have desires and needs.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Message me if you dont have a burr in your panties after reading what I've written above. If you are steaming out your ears and want to blast me, go ahead. Your emotional response to my truthful perspective wont change the truthful part of it.
Meet me for an adult discussion. I can explain fully why you are alone and why online men are behaving like they do