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FunOneCa

47 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Native American
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
These would be a lot more fun if they wrote out a standard intro and then just let us fill in the blanks. Kind of like MAD LIBS...

There's no way to sum up a personality in one paragraph. But here are a few words to chew on: night owl, funny, loyal, open-minded, down-to-earth. Yada, yada -- Yoda!

Some stuff I enjoy: racquetball, Bill Hicks, SweetTarts,cartoons, film festivals, museums, (no, really) TV Funhouse, exotic cocktails, comedy clubs, live jazz, rock concerts, meeting new people, Australia, 80's music and more.

I'm believe that drama belongs on the stage and the page. Very much a What-You-See-Is-What-You-Get kind of guy. I enjoy getting to know people, flaws and all.

So that's me in a nutshell...

Actually, THIS is me in a nutshell: "Help! Help! I'm trapped in a nutshell!" (Bonus points if you know where that quote's from.)
What I’m doing with my life
Writing, creating, reading, expanding my social circle.

I'm still finding cool places to explore in L.A. I'm more of a dive bar and pub person than a nightclub hipster. Bookstores and Amoeba are two of my favorite haunts.
I’m really good at
Writing, sleeping late, people-watching, Mr. and Ms. Pac-Man, balancing goofiness and gravitas, learning about other cultures, spelling and grammar, helping out friends, laughing at life's little absurdities, good conversation, being reliable, making out*, giving backrubs, remembering details, channeling my inner Geek, and imitating the adult voice from the Charlie Brown cartoons.

*References available on request.
The first things people usually notice about me
I dunno. My puckish demeanor and infectious laugh?

I constantly get foreigners telling me, "You're so unlike most Americans we know." If they didn't always smile while saying it, I'd really worry.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS
I'm a voracious reader and consume everything from biographies to fiction. Here are but a few of many:
Hiroshima,The Keep, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Raw Talent, Night Shift, Howard Stern's Private Parts, Alice in Wonderland/Through the Looking Glass, Before the Mayflower, Stinger, The Convergence, Lucky Man, Member of the Club, ...and lots of graphic novels.

TV
Curbed (Larry David is a comedy god), Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Luther, Bill Maher, BSG, Walking Dead, 60 Minutes, Law & Order (SVU and CI), are but a few.
Guilty pleasures: COPS, Millionaire Matchmaker, old school cartoons.

AUTHORS
Tom Wolfe, L. Frank Baum, Sedaris, Jim Miller, F. Paul Wilson, Robert McCammon, Alan Moore,Tolkien, Colin Wilson, Stan Lee, H.P. Lovecraft, Robert E. Howard, Nancy Collins...

MOVIES:
Star Wars Trilogies, Closer, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Caddyshack, Ferris Bueller, Batman Begins, Titanic, Dumb & Dumber, The Thing (1982), Scarface, Star Trek's I thru VI, Saw, When Harry Met Sally, Night of the Living Dead, Used Cars, Once Upon A Time in the West, Terminator, ALIENS, Up the Academy, Undercover Brother, Matrix Trilogy, LOTR Trilogy, Boogie Nights, Carlito's Way, Gremlins, Goodfellas, Austin Powers, Deep Cover,Dragonslayer, Planet of the Apes (1968), I'm Gonna Git You Sucka!, Living Daylights, Back to the Future Network, Braveheart...and many more.

MUSIC:
My tastes vary wildly: both John Williams and Judas Priest are on my iPod.
Blue Oyster Cult, Stone Roses, NWA, Beatles, Miles Davis, Bruce Springsteen, Cheap Trick, Duran Duran, Marvin Gaye, Beck, Garbage, The Beatles, Kanye West, Pop Will Eat Itself, Tom Petty, Stones, The Hives, The Stylistics, ZZ Top,, AC/DC, REM, Joan Jett, Rick James, The Clash, Squeeze, 2 Live Crew, Lindsey Buckingham, Billy Idol, Marshall Crenshaw, Al Green, The Clash.

FILM COMPOSERS: Eidelman, John Williams, John Barry]], [Silvestri, Pouledouris, Goldsmith, Horner

FOOD
Like sushi, Japanese, Chinese, and seafood. I also like Italian, Mediterranean, Mexican. I'm also not above enjoying the occasional bowl of Apple Jacks for breakfast.
The six things I could never do without
- friends/family
- my PC
- my imagination
- my sense of humor
- glasses/contacts
- iPod
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-- how people are coping in these economically trying times.
-- my next creative endeavor.
-- the extreme transformation of America's political landscape.
-- women.
--why they suddenly changed Darren's on BEWITCHED.
On a typical Friday night I am
Each Friday's different. Maybe working on my latest project, out with friends, watching a flick, curled up with a good book, or getting some good game time in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
--I'm hopelessly addicted to Jelly Belly Sours.
--That I'm not really a doctor (I just play one on TV).

Anything else will have to wait until we meet.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-- You're an affectionate, open-minded, woman who's looking for someone to explore all the wonderful things this town and you yourself have to offer.

-- You feel that dating should be fun, not some grueling audition process.

-- Prefer talking to texting.

-- You realize the interest lists above are mostly icebreakers, not a "must also like" requirement for contact.

-- My profile tickles your fancy (or anything else).

Lastly, while I adore children, I prefer to date women who don't have any.