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FunPokerGuy

36 M Las Vegas, NV

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:39pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Rather not say
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Excuse me darling. Wow. I want you to remember this face right here. He is the guy, behind the guy, behind the guy!"

I am a HAPPILY married man (to MissMinxey) and am looking to meet new people since we recently moved to Lss Vegas from San Francisco. She is the love of my life and my ultimate partner in crime.

We do not generally define ourselves as poly but our relationship is open to other sex positive / GGG (couples and singles.) Google Dan Savage GGG (if you are not sure what that means) or feel free to ask me.....there's your ice breaker.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I play poker professionally and honestly feel like I am the luckiest guy in the world to have found a wife that supports such an unconventional lifestyle. It probably helps that she is a hair/make-up artist and is very creatively driven herself.

If your're looking for someone with a traditional 9-5 schedule....I am not your guy bc I am usually going to bed when the sun is coming up and I am in Vegas far more than I would like.

During the day you will usually find me at the park with my dogs (2 Australian Shepherds.)

I spend an hour a day sweating my butt off trying to complete P90X. I enjoy attending as many baseball games as I can fit into my schedule. I play competitive baseball on weekends and I enjoy playing golf. I also love to explore new restaurants.

I split my time between San Francisco (~20%), Las Vegas (~60%) and Los Angeles (~20%). It would be nice to also meet people in LA/San Francisco bc I am usually travelling alone.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have the voice of an angel. Its like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: Sons of Anarchy, Dexter, Fringe, NCIS, True Blood, Eastbound and Down, Weeds, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Game of Thrones, CSI, Family Guy, Southpark, Kitchen Nightmares

Movies: Step Brothers (Did we just become best friends?), Swingers, Talladega Nights, Goodfellas, Shawshank Redemption, Anchorman

Bonus points if you can quotes movies and work them into conversation....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wifey (of course)
My 2 Dogs (Australian Shepherds)
Amazing food
Favorite baseball cap
My bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don't even think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two, three.....Velociraptor

What is your favorite non-pornographic magazine to masterbait to? Good House-Keeping

If you were a chick, who is the one guy you would sleep with? John Stamos

Do you wanna do karate in the garage?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
1). There are NO typical weekend nights
2). Dinner with wifey or on a date
3). Heading to Mission Control for a party with the wife to meet some like minded GGG people. The plan is to tie wife up with some rope (or insert your name here) in front of a mirror, give a good spanking and have some amazing sex. Feel free to pull up a chair and watch or let us know what you thought afterwards.
4). I've also been known to simply order some take out and snuggle up on couch and watch a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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1). I was attacked by a Tiger Shark in Maui and have a really cool scar
2). The Apprentice: I made it to the final round of cuts in the 2nd season
3). You are so money and you don't even know it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
They have done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works everytime.

You enjoy a little kink or wanna explore the S in D/S.

You wanna chat or want to learn more about an open relationship/what GGG means.

Our enemy % is high. I have always wanted to meet my arch nemesis.