Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Excuse me darling. Wow. I want you to remember this face right
here. He is the guy, behind the guy, behind the guy!"
I am a HAPPILY married man (to MissMinxey) and am looking to meet
new people since we recently moved to Lss Vegas from San Francisco.
She is the love of my life and my ultimate partner in crime.
We do not generally define ourselves as poly but our relationship
is open to other sex positive / GGG (couples and singles.) Google
Dan Savage GGG (if you are not sure what that means) or feel free
to ask me.....there's your ice breaker.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I play poker professionally and honestly feel like I am the
luckiest guy in the world to have found a wife that supports such
an unconventional lifestyle. It probably helps that she is a
hair/make-up artist and is very creatively driven herself.
If your're looking for someone with a traditional 9-5 schedule....I
am not your guy bc I am usually going to bed when the sun is coming
up and I am in Vegas far more than I would like.
During the day you will usually find me at the park with my dogs (2
I spend an hour a day sweating my butt off trying to complete P90X.
I enjoy attending as many baseball games as I can fit into my
schedule. I play competitive baseball on weekends and I enjoy
playing golf. I also love to explore new restaurants.
I split my time between San Francisco (~20%), Las Vegas (~60%) and
Los Angeles (~20%). It would be nice to also meet people in LA/San
Francisco bc I am usually travelling alone.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have the voice of an angel. Its like a combination of Fergie and
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV: Sons of Anarchy, Dexter, Fringe, NCIS, True Blood, Eastbound
and Down, Weeds, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Game of Thrones, CSI,
Family Guy, Southpark, Kitchen Nightmares
Movies: Step Brothers (Did we just become best friends?), Swingers,
Talladega Nights, Goodfellas, Shawshank Redemption, Anchorman
Bonus points if you can quotes movies and work them into
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wifey (of course)
My 2 Dogs (Australian Shepherds)
Favorite baseball cap
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don't even
think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two,
What is your favorite non-pornographic magazine to masterbait to?
If you were a chick, who is the one guy you would sleep with? John
Do you wanna do karate in the garage?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
1). There are NO typical weekend nights
2). Dinner with wifey or on a date
3). Heading to Mission Control for a party with the wife to meet
some like minded GGG people. The plan is to tie wife up with some
rope (or insert your name here) in front of a mirror, give a good
spanking and have some amazing sex. Feel free to pull up a chair
and watch or let us know what you thought afterwards.
4). I've also been known to simply order some take out and snuggle
up on couch and watch a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1). I was attacked by a Tiger Shark in Maui and have a really cool
2). The Apprentice: I made it to the final round of cuts in the 2nd
3). You are so money and you don't even know it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
They have done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works
You enjoy a little kink or wanna explore the S in D/S.
You wanna chat or want to learn more about an open
relationship/what GGG means.
Our enemy % is high. I have always wanted to meet my arch nemesis.
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