Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What a small box to summarize an entire person in.
I am, first and foremost, a writer. I write about anything and
everything so chances are if I really like you, everything you say
to me will wind up tucked between sentences and slid between the
pages of books.
I love fresh fruit. I have two cats. I am incredibly easy to talk
to. If you run over turtles you are a fucking horrible person. That
being said, I have a terrible/wonderful potty mouth and I am
constantly slinging sarcasm. I have tattoos and piercings and I am
always talking about getting more of them. I have a Fitblr and if
you use Tumblr you know what that is. I like to cook and walk in
the woods in relative silence. I'm looking for new friends because
I've already stolen all the candy from my old ones.
It is such a huge turnoff when people can't carry on a proper
What I’m doing with my life
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I work full time and go to school full time. I love to travel and
dump most of my spare cash into traveling, whether just a day trip
to somewhere obscure that I have never been before or saving up for
a proper adventure. Cali next summer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mad Gab. That board game is my bitch.
Also writing, baking, getting paper cuts, poking myself in the eye
and/or accidentally punching myself when I'm trying to adjust my
shirt, spilling ALL THE THINGS, ordering drinks at Starbucks that
they don't make anymore (hello/goodbye caramel crunch frappuchino)
and buying too much of something because I'm afraid I'll run out.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have naturally curly hair so people notice that a lot. I just
have a really strong, almost boisterous personality that tends to
bowl people over if they aren't expecting it. I talk really fast. I
am an endless fountain of useless information and I read too much
which just perpetuates the flow.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have always got my nose stuck in a book, whether I'm reading one
or writing one. It's cruel to ask my favorites.
I like movies. Lots of horror movies, old school Disney, cartoons,
anything directed by Tim Burton, a few foreign films that have
their own special place in my heart.
As for TV, I would be lying if I left Spongebob off this list. I am
almost ashamed to admit how much I love that show. Almost. I also
like River Monsters, anything involving Bear Grylls, a few select
garbage reality shows like ANTM and Ink Master, anything
educational about "paranormal" subjects or things like the
Megalodon shark or mermaids or what have you.
I love food, if you couldn't tell by my squishy physique. I am very
allergic to shellfish/salt water fish and I don't care for
freshwater fish. I live to eat chicken. I was a vegetarian but I
was advised by my doc to go back to eating meat. Thus the squishy
parts. I love to cook. I drink Sunny D when I am sick. I like to
drink amaretto ALL THE TIME.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Something to write with/on.
2. Some sort of musical source. Radio, computer, iPod, etc.
3. Super comfy pants.
4. A sense of adventure in travel.
5. My cat, Mongo.
6. A hot shower.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Money, plans, traveling. Existentialism. Why some people put the
cheese on top of the pepperoni. The mysteries of life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing! I love to go out dancing with friends and toss back a
couple drinks. I also like to read, watch movies, play board games,
just get dinner with the people I love. I'm easy to please and down
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am terrified of June bugs and I spend too much time in the
shower. I smell book pages in the library when no one is looking.
If you have an Irish, Scottish, British, anything European accent I
will love you more than I should.
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