I am, first and foremost, a writer. I write about anything and everything so chances are if I really like you, everything you say to me will wind up tucked between sentences and slid between the pages of books.
I love fresh fruit. I have two cats. I am incredibly easy to talk to. If you run over turtles you are a fucking horrible person. That being said, I have a terrible/wonderful potty mouth and I am constantly slinging sarcasm. I have tattoos and piercings and I am always talking about getting more of them. I have a Fitblr and if you use Tumblr you know what that is. I like to cook and walk in the woods in relative silence. I'm looking for new friends because I've already stolen all the candy from my old ones.
It is such a huge turnoff when people can't carry on a proper conversation.