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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 35-58
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 19
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Has kid(s) and doesn’t want more
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Pardon my horrible cropping job on the photo; the person removed is my daughter.

I'm a lot less serious than I look in my photos. I embrace nonconformity. The only religion I follow is the golden rule.

I'm as superficial as the next guy, I just like a different kind of girl than he does. Curvy or plus sized is awesome, but that doesn't mean I'm looking for a sofa tater. I'm active and hope that you are too.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Full time father half the time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I do a few awesome impressions. Donald Duck is always a winner, but my favorite is the guy from Slingblade. I have this uncanny ability to spell better when I'm typing than when I'm writing or reciting. Muscle memory?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I listen before talking. And I tend to underdress. Sorry, but I do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books & Movies: The last movie I thought was really funny was Napolean Dynamite, or maybe the Sharknado series.

Music: If I just say KXCI, does that answer it?

Food: I pretend to like healthy, cage-free, worldy food. It's a convincing act.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- A well tuned bicycle fork.
-Shrimp ceviche
-That third shelf in my fridge where I keep the beer cold
-Free Internet
-My ability to count to six
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Me next great invention.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical Friday night... no such thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes, when I don't know the words to a song, I'll mumble along to the tune and fake it. (Oooo I feel drenched in shame.)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are naturally curvy. And pretty. And smart. And independent.

You spew milk through your nose when something's really funny

You don't care what kind of car I drive

You don't smoke or chew with your mouth open

You're not looking to increase the number of people on this planet. Or any planet.