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Fun_Toasty

32 M Hull, Quebec, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:40pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Yeah right. Self-summary. Gotcha.

I find myself to constantly be the most interesting person in the room, regardless if anyone is listening to my soul-changing, existential, new age, contemporary philosophies on the duality of man and blah blah blah f*ing blah.

I like reading books, crashing boats (I guess that makes swimming part of this self-summary too...crap), watching movies and listening to whatever music I can without getting a nose bleed.

I'm hyper intelligent and openly seek to destroy the shadow government --which more or less consists of robot ninjas, which unfortunately for me are much harder to kill than either robots or ninjas.
What I’m doing with my life
I work two jobs, both of which I love. Race Car Driver and naturally, Astronaut.
I’m really good at
Spotting cows. No, I don't mean catching a glimpse of them in a field as I drive by...I mean literally, I spot cows...with black and white adhesive, non-toxic paint. Cows are actually mauve. Just a disgusting color...you're welcome world.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Silly question that would take hours to answer properly...
The six things I could never do without
Humor
Sarcasm
Disobedience
Grammar
Lists of things I could never do without
Kittens
Counting to seven but always skipping five so I'm actually counting to six.
Wait...nevermind.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to get back to the mothership...
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to figure out what day of the week it is...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't dance to save my life...honestly, it's a disgrace.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 19–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You think a chocolate kettle is the funniest thing in the world...