"A good friend will help you move....A great friend will help you move a body".....
K.O. Circa 1992
In social engagements I can easily take on the role of Leading Man but I'm just as comfortable in the best supporting actor role as well. I have a wicked sense of humor that I'm sure is some type of defense mechanism. I've been in sales for almost my entire working career. I'm sure I have A.D.D.... I have the attention span of Navel Lint but ironically, I can hold a conversation on anything from Hissing cock roaches to Almond Butter.
I am very creative and extremely HANDY!....Seriously! I can do anything with my hands and I own every power tool known to man. I'm a lot like that junk drawer in the kitchen...you know the one I'm talking about....I'm the first place you look and the last place you look when you can't find what you're looking for. I'm a 110mph, I'm tangled up and complicated, I can be ultra sensitive at times and easily tear up at those animal cruelty commercials. I'm every contradiction you can think of. I can "Busta Move" ....seriously; I can really get my groove on when I have to. I am the most polite person you'll ever meet. I'm romantic, silly, playful, goofy, engaging, sensual, ironic, curious and oh!....I've been told I'm very, very funny.
On a side note:...It always cracks me up when I read profiles that say "My friends would describe me as_____________?????" REALLY?....they're YOUR FRIENDS.....They should say nice things about you or they wouldn't be YOUR FRIENDS. Let me hear from your enemies...Now that would be some interesting reading....Just kidding! Thanks for taking the time to view my ramblings....NOW GET BACK TO WORK!