Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have an abundance of curiosity and I am forever amazed by the
movement of life...it's people, politics, events, even the daily
drama of friends and family.... I have a huge network of friends
that I have known since grade school....
"A good friend will help you move....A great friend will help you
move a body".....
K.O. Circa 1992
In social engagements I can easily take on the role of Leading Man
but I'm just as comfortable in the best supporting actor role as
well. I have a wicked sense of humor that I'm sure is some type of
defense mechanism. I've been in sales for almost my entire working
career. I'm sure I have A.D.D.... I have the attention span of
Navel Lint but ironically, I can hold a conversation on anything
from Hissing cock roaches to Almond Butter.
I am very creative and extremely HANDY!....Seriously! I can do
anything with my hands and I own every power tool known to man. I'm
a lot like that junk drawer in the kitchen...you know the one I'm
talking about....I'm the first place you look and the last place
you look when you can't find what you're looking for. I'm a 110mph,
I'm tangled up and complicated, I can be ultra sensitive at times
and easily tear up at those animal cruelty commercials. I'm every
contradiction you can think of. I can "Busta Move" ....seriously; I
can really get my groove on when I have to. I am the most polite
person you'll ever meet. I'm romantic, silly, playful, goofy,
engaging, sensual, ironic, curious and oh!....I've been told I'm
very, very funny.
On a side note:...It always cracks me up when I read profiles that
say "My friends would describe me as_____________?????"
REALLY?....they're YOUR FRIENDS.....They should say nice things
about you or they wouldn't be YOUR FRIENDS. Let me hear from your
enemies...Now that would be some interesting reading....Just
kidding! Thanks for taking the time to view my ramblings....NOW GET
BACK TO WORK!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a single dad with custody of two teenage girls that mean the
world to me. But they have become very low maintenance and do not
require much from me other than a $20 spot every time they pass me.
I work full time and travel for my job about every 3-6 weeks. I
also own a successful business interest and I am very active
between my work, my business, my girls, working out and trying to
solve life's everyday curve balls.
I work hard....but I'm learning to strike a balance between the Rat
Race and Recess
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Maintaining a conversation with humor, knowledge and Irish wit. I
can talk about nail polish or Nial, my Polish cleaning Lady. I'm
also great at any type of construction project. I can fix anything
from apple carts to broken hearts and doorbells to drywall. I can
talk anyone off the ledge. I'm a very ambiguous thinker and look at
life with some very strange "goggles" at times....OH!....and I have
impeccable hand printing....my cursive sucks but my hand printing
is off the charts.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The mischievous looking grin on my face and my size....I'm 6'4"
220lbs......Plus I'm not shy at all. I can strike up a conversation
with just about anyone and it's a sure bet that they'll be laughing
or smiling within seconds
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I recently finished the entire Seuss collection...This time without
the aid of Cliff Notes...."Green Eggs and Ham" being my favorite.
I'm actually a big fan of everything John Irving. I am actually a
bit of a foodie and love to cook and entertain. I'm actually a big
fan of the word "actually"....I have a huge taste in music that
runs from 70s - 80s rock to everything current...this even includes
some Rap and country. My movies would include Shawshank Redemption,
One Flew over the Cookoo's Nest, Good Fella's, The
Godfather,....and of course JAWS...C'mon,....I'm a guy! As far as
shows are concerned...Food Network cooking shows (Please don't tell
the guys)...Oh!....and I'm addicted to the First 48....something
about police work that I find very intriguing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The other side of the pillow
A warm sun on my face
Bandaids and Neosporin
Genetically altered food
A well paced comma (I'm hungry; let's eat, Grandpa....or.....I'm
hungry; let's eat grandpa)
Did I say bacon already?
Screw it! Let's wrap Grandpa in bacon and eat him
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Because of my ADD....I normally can't stay focused long enough to
think too deeply on anything....Wait, what was the question?....Oh
yeah.... Because of my ADD....I normally can't stay focused long
enough to think too deeply on anything....Wait, what was the
question?....yeah,....I did that on purpose
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm probably posting bond. OOPS, did I say that out loud?...
NO!...just kidding. It's a good bet that I'm Chillin with the
fellas....dispensing cash to my girls....Finding my way to the
bottom of a good Red....Tap dancing... entertaining...preparing for
Saturday....but mostly just hanging with friends, doing a fest or a
live music venue.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You gotta be kidding!....This is not something I am willing to
throw out there for everyone to see.... especially on the World
Wide Web. This conversation will have to wait for a night of
drunken debauchery. Ok, I'll admit it....in 6th. grade, I removed
that label from my mattress that is "punishable by law". I've been
on the lam ever since.....They'll never catch me
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'll visit me in prison and you like the smell of chloroform (I'M
KIDDING) Ok, seriously. You should drop me a line If you're
attracted to humor, great conversations and you're not afraid of
PDA (For you youngins; PDA is not a STD. It stands for "Public
Display of Affection") Also; if you can handle some good, clean (or
dirty) fun and you won't file a restraining order within the first
6 months (JUST KIDDING) OK, SERIOUSLY....Shoot me a message if
you're ok with an "edgy" creative thinker and you're looking for an
"old school" type of boyfriend who is funny, romantic, has great
table manners, is very respectful and is a true
gentleman.....There, I'm done.
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