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Funcono

33 M Palo Alto, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
About me: **Moving to the bay 6/14 for peds fellowship **
I'm from Iowa, yet have over 90% of my teeth
I hate telling people, "No." Plus I hate people.
I used to live in Boulder, CO and still have flashbacks.
I'm not a religious person, but maybe you can convert me if you try.
My Spanish is getting better, with regards to those being admitted to hospitals.
For vacation, I'd rather stay in a hostel in S. America than a hotel in Europe.
I'm a poor speller, and am ashamed to write in front of a group.
I'm not boring, I swear...
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a doctor. You should be something more interesting...
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. Being awkward. Making boring situations less boring.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Ender's Game, anything Kurt Vonnegut, Choke

Movies: Big Lebowski, Back to the Future

Shows: Game of Thrones, Curb, Breaking Bad, Carnival, Mad Men, Archer

Music: Indie, Hip-Hop, Folk, Rock, Christmas

Food: I love trying new foods and Cali lets me do that often...
The six things I could never do without
Internet
Sea salt and turbinado sugar dark chocolate covered almonds
Music
My shitty diesel car
Phone
Poor people - Imagine if everyone you met was one of these assholes with money, terrible...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I should be reading about medicine...
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching a movie if I have to work on Saturday or trying to go out with any friends that don't have to work on Saturday...

I want to see more live music...
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You're not trying to shock me with your profile.

You're changing somebody's world.

You don't care that I'm short.

You're interested in doing something besides going to a club.

You want to be treated well.

Ready? Break.