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Funcono

34 M Redwood City, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
About me:
I work in medicine
I'm from Iowa, yet have over 90% of my teeth.
My Spanish is pretty good and getting better, with regards to those being admitted to hospitals.
For vacation, I do a lot of backpacking in central and South America.
I play huapango guitar.
I dance bachata, salsa, and a little cumbia.
I listen to a lot of Banda and Nortena music.
I'm not a religious person, but I have no issue with religion.
I'm a poor speller, and am ashamed to write in front of a group.
I hate telling people, "No".
I'm not boring, I swear...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Pediatric GI and Liver transplant fellow.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Being awkward. Making boring situations less boring.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ender's Game, anything Kurt Vonnegut, Choke

Movies: Big Lebowski, Back to the Future

Shows: Game of Thrones, Curb, Breaking Bad, Carnival, Mad Men, Archer

Music: Mexican radio, Banda, salsa, bachata, Indie, Hip-Hop, Folk, Rock, Christmas

Food: I love trying new foods and Cali lets me do that often...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet
Sea salt and turbinado sugar dark chocolate covered almonds
Music
My shitty diesel car
Phone
Poor people - Imagine if everyone you met was one of these assholes with money, terrible...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Board exams and traveling to Latin America.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to convince friends to put on cowboy boots and go to a Banda club. That almost never works. Alternatively, trying to convince friends to go salsa dancing.

I want to see more live music...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm on a dating site...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like similar things as me.

You're changing somebody's world.

You don't care that I'm short.

You're interested in something besides EDM.

You want to be treated well.

Ready? Break.