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Funcouple1845

27 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hi everyone, we're a fun couple, recent transplants to the area looking for new friends and fun. We like to think we're fun to hang out with, love going out for drinks, dancing, flirting etc and always looking for a fun girl to incorporate for fun both inside and out of the bedroom.

He also has permission to casually date on his own with her complete blessing. I'm currently looking for some close friends individually as recently some great girlfriends have found their way into exclusive relationships after me. Think Good Luck Chuck except that unlike Dane Cook I occasionally make people laugh.

To try and answer the usual questions we get on the profile regarding our openness, yes we love each other, no we don't think it's wrong, no we're not bored with each. DC is a fascinating city and there are too many wonderful people to potentially meet to just turn away and retreat into a couples cocoon.
What I’m doing with my life
We're both professional, college grads. Currently trying to survive this DC winter. Seriously my toes are starting to hurt and I don't own a ski jacket.
I’m really good at
She's the life of the party and can make anyone feel at home. You just have to get used to her southern twang ;)

Her describing him- Funniest person I've ever met. Kind of has the scoundrel/gentlemen thing going, my perfect Han Solo
The first things people usually notice about me
Him- His height,think tall and dreamy and his wit. He leaves me in tears and coughing fits of laughter all too often
Her- Either nice blonde hair or bright blue eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
We love love love movies, any and every type. For music most any type of rock hits our taste buds.

Current TV shows- Game of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, Community, Parks and Rec, True Detective, Breaking Bad

Movies- We see a lot, and we like most. Lord of the Rings happens to be both our favorites.

Books- He was a great books double major in school so way to many for him to apparently list. This is a great conversation for in person!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How every girl in DC has a picture of them in front of Machu Picchu. Did I miss some kind of city wide field trip?
On a typical Friday night I am
Out for drinks with friends or dinner and a movie with each other
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you've ever been curious! We won't bite, unless you like enjoy that ;) We can be discreet as need be or as out in the open as you'd like. Our pictures are blocked on the profile just due to nature of our careers and we don't like to broadcast our kinks to the whole world. We're more than happy to share full uncensored pictures with anyone who requests one on an individual basis!