My name's Train, I'm nineteen, my formal education stopped at age
12 and so I'm an idiot with good grammar.
My milkshake brings all the middle-aged gay men to the yard.
I highly enjoy
reading lots of
books, mostly just fiction stories,
because I'm a
dreamer to the worst extreme.
Like it says ^^^ up there, I'm shallow, materialistic, and a jerk.
But that's okay, because I'm a cool jerk. I just most likely don't
care much about you. BUT! That doesn't make me any less amazing
(I'm also egotistical, but it's all an act. I think.) to talk
to.
This site's multiple choice options are pretty lame: Straight, Gay,
Bi. What about "other" or something?
>I'm
asexual,
non-sexual, anti-sexual, whatever. I don't have a sexuality, I have
no interest in such types of things.<
>Which means I'm not here to hit on you, nor be hit on. Though I
probably will go around telling you you're attractive, in a very
non-sexual way.<
I
draw a lot, I'm not
an
artist, though,
I don't do "art" just pretty pictures, though I have a
comic I just started up, but
it's mostly me just winging it with no set plans except to have
MONSTERS IN
IT.
I
cook a bit, I
bake a lot, I have a
bunch of
crafty
hobbies.
I recently moved to
St. Louis from
Massachusetts, and my current
impression is that everyone's really nice and super
sassy. Really sassy.
I'm not into video games, I'm not into TV shows (I don't even own a
television), I'm not into popular movies, I'm not into popular (or
even semi-popular) music, I'm not into politics. So don't try and
get me talking about it because IT WILL FAIL EPICALLY. Seriously,
I'll have no idea what you're talking about so bad that your brain
will combust with shock.
That said, it's not hard to have a conversation with me; it'll just
be about absolutely nothing. The good kind of nothing, where
someone'll ask, "So what did you guys talk about?" "..Nothing,
really." "But it was a six hour conversation?" "Yeahh..."
I'm
vegetarian,
but not one of those, "I feel bad for the animals." or "It's
healthier." or "HUMANS ARE VILE CREATURES KILLING POOR DEFENSELESS
CUTE ANIMALS FOR FOOD." types. Both my parents were (at the time of
me being born) and so I've never eaten it, never touched it,
either, so don't think of it as food.
I don't go out a lot, the only time I leave my house is to go to
the store for groceries or to go runjogwalking (with my complete
lack of stamina and lungs the size of lemons).
I need a job.
Anyone know of one? :D
P.S. Also, if you or anyone you know
sews really well/makes clothes and/or is
looking to do excitingly difficult(ish, in my opinion) things while
(probably) making hefty amounts of
money. Let me know.
In or around the St. Louis area preferred, but, hey, I'm not picky.
OkCupid: Now in Japanese!
おはよう～！
はじめまして！ 僕はトラインだよ。 電車じゃない。 ただ「トライン」だ。
日本の音楽と映画と本が好きよ。 五年ごろ日本語を習っている。 でもよく話すことができない。
歌を翻訳するのを好きだよ。
余りアニメとビデオゲームが好きではない。
よろしくね～
I'm really doing nothing at all with my life, isn't that
depressing? I'm pretty content with having no direction, maybe once
I find something I like enough to actually go for it, I'll go for
it.
At the moment I'm kind of wanting to start something up with
clothing selling. But my sewing skills are limited (and I don't
have a sewing machine at the moment anyway, and fail with hand
stitching), so must find someone.
Being a heartless bastard. And writing/reading/translating
Japanese,
speaking's a bit less so, I can never think of what to say (in
English or Japanese, as a matter of fact).
Drawing, I'm great with that, so great
your eyes will bleed with joy.
"Are you a little kid?" then "I like your hat." then "Are you sure
you're not a little kid?"
OkCupid: Now in Japanese!
僕はアメリカ人のに背が短い。
Books, I read by author:
Poppy Z. Brite,
Ryu Murakami,
Yukio
Mishima,
Chuck Palahniuk,
Douglas Adams.. And
some by
Anthony Burgess,
Daniel Quinn,
Isabel
Allende,
Kai
Meyer, blah blah blah. And
Harry Potter, I'll admit it.
Because I'm a nerd and I like the books, but the movies/merchandise
can go spontaneously burst into flames; along with all the 14
year-old squealing fangirls.
Movies: I like a lot directed by
Takashi Miike (
The Bird People in
China,
Audition [also written by Ryu
Murakami],
Ichi the Killer...),
Hedwig and
the Angry Inch,
Mirrormask,
Pan's Labyrinth,
Ong~Bak:
The Thai Warrior,
Lock, Stock
and Two Smoking Barrels,
Snatch,
The Italian Job (not the
remake), Noi Albinoi,
Amelie, Sleeping Beauty, Beauty and the
Beast, Fantasia, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves,
Running with
Scissors,
Tekkon Kinkreet,
Kikujiro (
Beat Takashi <3),
Fear and
Loathing in Las Vegas,
Breakfast on Pluto,
Das
Cabinet de Dr. Caligari,
Waterworld, you know, I like a lot of
movies. A lot. Just not 90% of comedies; if it's anything like
South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Adam Sandler, or Will Ferrel,
I hate it.
Music: I'm picky with my music. And very touchy, too. I'd rather
not talk about it. I'll probably end up hating you. </3
Food: The only weakness I have is peanut butter and chocolate mixed
together. You could probably get me to do just about anything for
enough peanut butter cups.
OkCupid: Now in Japanese!
好きな日本のバンドは「ザ・バック・ホーン」だ。
山田さんの声はとても美しいよ。
そして栄順さんが好きな。
Cigarettes,
milk, my mini hoard of CDs (does that count as one?), books, Wacom
tablet (for drawing with), and
Countryrific.
OkCupid: Now in Japanese!
日本語の辞書、音楽、本、チョコレート （ハハ！）、トバコ、パン。
僕はアメリカ人がパンが好きな。 ハハハ！
Fictional characters, most usually my own, and their past present
and future lives and all the little detaily aspects of such.
Doing the same thing I'm doing on a typical Sunday-Saturday.
Not much.
If you don't vehemently suck.
Especially if you're pro-
cannibalism. :D
If you message me to hit on me, with your winks and nudges and
coy/sly hints, I will either be dense and just think you're weird,
or completely ignore it.
Also, don't message me if you're fucking old. Christ. What's with
all the 40 year-olds I attract?!
Especially since I've yet to meet one who can type properly.
You have been warned.
You will have no mercy.
Your feelings won't be spared.
Move
Move
