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FunfettiBurger

26 Atlanta, GA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:55pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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Just your average left-handed, lawful neutral, ENTP steppenwolf.

I was born and raised in the little town of Long Beach, MS, then move to Birmingham, AL in 2007 for college, travelled around a bit after graduation and couch surfed around Texas, Los Angeles, and Portland, before moving to Atlanta in the Fall of 2013.

My impression of this city so far: Atlanta is congested with too many people that text while they drive. That is the slogan that should appear on the welcome signs...

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just recently received my credentials from the TSA and Coast Guard to go work offshore. I'm pursuing a career working in the engine department aboard ships, preferably on an oil rig like my father does.

Though currently I'm paying my bills as a manager at a vape shop.

I also write music.

*****just uploaded a new track today [3/15/15] https://soundcloud.com/funfettiburger/storm-the-castle
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mario Kart 64, harmonizing, making a mean grilled cheese sandwich, and cleaning up the kitchen after my 4 roommates.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson. Contact by Carl Sagan. Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH by Robert C. O'Brien. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams.

The Empire Strikes Back. Rear Window. Blade Runner. Back to the Future. Fight Club. Brick. Alien. The Burbs [Carrie Fisher and Tom Hanks in the same movie C'MON]. Captain Ron. The Mummy. Old Boy [the original]. The Truman Show. The Brave Little Toaster. The Room [Oh hi doggie/oh hi mark/Get out, get out, GET OUT OF MY LIFE]. Jurassic Park. A Knight's Tale. A Goofy Movie. Amadeus. Die Hard. Coneheads. Parking Lot: The Movie. Baghead. Clue. Battle Royale. Catfish [it would behoove you, as an online dater, to watch this].

Battlestar Galactica. Doc Martin. Archer. Dinosaurs. Doctor Who. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Arrested Development. The Carol Burnette Show. Adventure Time! Mr. Roger's Neighborhood. King of the Hill. Cosmos.

Sufjan Stevens. Igor Stravinsky. Yes!. Claude Debussy. Foster the People. Kansas. Paul Simon. Ben Folds. Jimmy Buffett. Nero. Henry Mancini. Daft Punk. Justice. Bon Iver. M83. Temples. Vangelis. Tycho. Dream Theater. French Cassettes. Battle No More. Bombay Bicycle Club. Chvrches. Animals as Leaders. Breathers.

Mario Kart 64. Ocarina of Time. Kirby Superstar. Super Mario World. Donkey Kong Land 2. Donkey Kong Country 3. Skyrim.

Settlers of Catan. Risk. Chess. Cards Against Humanity.

Pizza. Bruschetta. Hamburger with bacon, fried egg, and cheese. Pizza. Grilled Cheese. Fried Pork Pot Stickers. Funfetti cake.
And Pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My glasses and my hiking boots, because I wear those items everyday.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The proper usage of adverbs is rapidly disappearing from conversational English. ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ

And Space. I spend a lot of time thinking about the epic beauty of Space.

Speaking of which, this month was the 5-year anniversary of NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory. It takes extremely high-res photos of the Sun at multiple wavelengths so they can study different weights of particles and different temperature fields of the solar flares and such. NASA released a time-lapse video of some of the highlights. If you live on this planet, being kept from a dark and frozen death by the grace of that powerful ball of beauty, then you should take 5 minutes to pay homage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSVv40M2aks
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
These days I get home from work, cook dinner, and battle dragons and bandits in Skyrim while drinking a few PBRs. Currently [4/15/15] I'm way into the Dark Brotherhood sidequest missions, level 36, and I've captured 12 dragon souls. My highest-ranking skills at the moment are Sneaking and Archery, so I've basically turned into the best medieval sniper in Tamriel. If Skyrim stats translated to real life I would be quite the catch.

In my defense, I have to work open-to-close on Saturdays so I don't like going out on Friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I see someone with a big cursive "A" on their apparel I don't know whether to say "Roll Tide" or "Go Braves." Btw, such a dilemma spawns merely from an attempt at conversation, I don't really care much for sports...

I have a difficult time pronouncing the word "rural".

While watching an episode of The Office I noticed that I use to own one of Creed's neck ties...
You should message me if
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You should message me if there's something in my profile that makes you think we would have fun hanging out, or at least making conversation about. Good "relationships" start out with good friendships.

Though as a disclaimer, I'm very bad at responding to messages. I tend to overthink responses and may never get back to you. Sorry.