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25 M Atlanta, GA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:38am
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Just your average left-handed, lawful neutral, ENTP steppenwolf.

People call me Josh.

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ︵ ┻━┻
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day I'm a manager at an electronic cigarette store.

By night I'm part of a small startup that's been developing a new type of variable-voltage 18350 battery mod vaporizer. If all goes according to plan, the first batch will be rolling out of Shenzhen by January 1st of next year.

I also make music, just for fun. Embarrassingly enough, I can't remember if I first used "FunfettiBurger" for my OkCupid profile or my SoundCloud profile, but anyways:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mario Kart 64, harmonizing, and making a mean grilled cheese sandwich.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't have much [if any] of a southern accent, though I tend to say "y'all" in place of the plural "you," because I prefer to be explicit over implicit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson. Contact by Carl Sagan.

The Empire Strikes Back. Rear Window. Blade Runner. Fight Club. Brick. Alien. The Burbs [Carrie Fisher and Tom Hanks in the same movie C'MON]. Captain Ron. Old Boy [the original]. The Truman Show. The Brave Little Toaster. The Room [Oh hi doggie/oh hi mark/Get out, get out, GET OUT OF MY LIFE]. Jurassic Park. A Knight's Tale. A Goofy Movie. Amadeus. Die Hard. Coneheads. Parking Lot: The Movie. Baghead. Clue. Catfish [it would behoove you, as an online dater, to watch this].

Battlestar Galactica. Doc Martin. Archer. Dinosaurs. Doctor Who. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Arrested Development. Dinosaurs. The Carol Burnette Show. Adventure Time! King of the Hill. Cosmos.

Sufjan Stevens. Igor Stravinsky. Yes!. Claude Debussy. Foster the People. Kansas. Paul Simon. Ben Folds. Nero. Henry Mancini. Daft Punk. Justice. Bon Iver. M83. Temples. Vangelis. Tycho. French Cassettes. Battle No More. Bombay Bicycle Club. Chvrches.

Mario Kart 64. Ocarina of Time. Kirby Superstar. Super Mario World. Donkey Kong Land 2. Donkey Kong Country 3.

Pizza. Bruschetta. Pizza. Grilled Cheese. Fried Pork Pot Stickers.
And Pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My glasses and my hiking boots, because I wear those things every day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The proper usage of adverbs is rapidly disappearing from conversational English.

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Filming Battle No More at one of their shows. For example:

Or attempting to save the princess, and untimately all of Hyrule...again.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I see someone with a big cursive "A" on their apparel I don't know whether to say "Roll Tide" or "Go Braves." Btw, such a dilemma spawns merely from an attempt at conversation, I don't really care much for sports...

I have a difficult time pronouncing the word "rural".

While watching an episode of The Office I noticed that I use to own one of Creed's neck ties...
You should message me if
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If your Miss [insert state] speech wouldn't include the phrase "World Peace."