Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just your average left-handed, lawful neutral, ENTP
I was born and raised in the little town of Long Beach, MS, then
move to Birmingham, AL in 2007 for college, travelled around a bit
after graduation and couch surfed around Texas, Los Angeles, and
Portland, before moving to Atlanta in the Fall of 2013.
My impression of this city so far: Atlanta is congested with too
many people that text while they drive. That is the slogan that
should appear on the welcome signs...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day I'm a manager at an electronic cigarette store.
By night I'm part of a small startup that's been developing a new
type of variable-voltage 18350-mod vaporizer. If all goes according
to plan, the first batch will be rolling out of Shenzhen, China by
January 1st of next year.
I also make music, just for fun. Embarrassingly enough, I can't
remember if I first used "FunfettiBurger" for my OkCupid profile or
my SoundCloud profile, but anyways:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mario Kart 64, harmonizing, and making a mean grilled cheese
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't have much [if any] of a southern accent, though I tend to
say "y'all" in place of the plural "you," because I prefer to be
explicit over implicit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. A Short History of Nearly Everything by
Bill Bryson. Contact by Carl Sagan.
The Empire Strikes Back. Rear Window. Blade Runner. Fight Club.
Brick. Alien. The Burbs [Carrie Fisher and Tom Hanks in the same
movie C'MON]. Captain Ron. Old Boy [the original]. The Truman Show.
The Brave Little Toaster. The Room [Oh hi doggie/oh hi mark/Get
out, get out, GET OUT OF MY LIFE]. Jurassic Park. A Knight's Tale.
A Goofy Movie. Amadeus. Die Hard. Coneheads. Parking Lot: The
Movie. Baghead. Clue. Catfish [it would behoove you, as an online
dater, to watch this].
Battlestar Galactica. Doc Martin. Archer. Dinosaurs. Doctor Who.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Arrested Development. The Carol
Burnette Show. Adventure Time! Mr. Roger's Neighborhood. King of
the Hill. Cosmos.
Sufjan Stevens. Igor Stravinsky. Yes!. Claude Debussy. Foster the
People. Kansas. Paul Simon. Ben Folds. Nero. Henry Mancini. Daft
Punk. Justice. Bon Iver. M83. Temples. Vangelis. Tycho. French
Cassettes. Battle No More. Bombay Bicycle Club. Chvrches.
Mario Kart 64. Ocarina of Time. Kirby Superstar. Super Mario World.
Donkey Kong Land 2. Donkey Kong Country 3.
Settlers of Catan. Risk. Chess. Cards Against Humanity.
Pizza. Bruschetta. Hamburger with bacon, fried egg, and cheese.
Pizza. Grilled Cheese. Fried Pork Pot Stickers. Funfetti
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My glasses and my hiking boots, because I wear those items
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The proper usage of adverbs is rapidly disappearing from
conversational English. ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
And Space. I spend a lot of time thinking about the epic beauty of
Speaking of which, this month was the 5-year anniversary of NASA's
Solar Dynamics Observatory. It takes extremely high-res photos of
the Sun at multiple wavelengths so they can study different weights
of particles and different temperature fields of the solar flares
and such. NASA released a time-lapse video of some of the
highlights. If you live on this planet, being kept from a dark and
frozen death by the grace of that powerful ball of beauty, then you
should take 5 minutes to pay homage.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Filming Battle No More at one of their shows. For example:
Or attempting to save the princess, and untimately all of
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I see someone with a big cursive "A" on their apparel I don't
know whether to say "Roll Tide" or "Go Braves." Btw, such a dilemma
spawns merely from an attempt at conversation, I don't really care
much for sports...
I have a difficult time pronouncing the word "rural".
While watching an episode of The Office I noticed that I use to own
one of Creed's neck ties...
You should message me if
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If your Miss [insert state] speech wouldn't include the phrase
I don't care who messages me, or whatever rando thing it's about.
But if you would like a response, try to make it more than the
generic fluff of a cam girl. Come on, use your words.
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