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FunfettiBurger

25 M Atlanta, GA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:39am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
YES YES YEEESSS It's live bear-cam season again! Watch the fishy carnage in real time: http://explore.org/live-cams/player/brown-bear-salmon-cam-brooks-falls

Anyways, back to me...

Just your average left-handed, lawful neutral, ENTP steppenwolf.

People call me Josh.

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ︵ ┻━┻
What I’m doing with my life
I make music, and I make a living [no connection].
I’m really good at
Trouble-shooting and selling electronic cigarettes, cause that's what I do 6 days a week to pay the bills.

Being loud/blunt in public to the point of making my friends feel awkward for me.

I can also kick your ass at Mario Kart.
Bring it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't have much [if any] of a southern accent, though I tend to say "y'all" in place of the plural "you," because I prefer to be explicit over implicit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson. Contact by Carl Sagan.

The Empire Strikes Back. Rear Window. Blade Runner. Fight Club. Brick. Alien. The Burbs [Carrie Fisher and Tom Hanks in the same movie C'MON]. Captain Ron. Old Boy [the original]. The Truman Show. The Brave Little Toaster. The Room [Oh hi doggie/oh hi mark/Get out, get out, GET OUT OF MY LIFE]. Jurassic Park. A Knight's Tale. A Goofy Movie. Amadeus. Die Hard. Coneheads. Parking Lot: The Movie. Catfish [it would behoove you, as an online dater, to watch this].

Battlestar Galactica. Doctor Who. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Archer. Doc Martin. Arrested Development. Dinosaurs. The Carol Burnette Show. Adventure Time! King of the Hill. Cosmos.

Sufjan Stevens. Igor Stravinsky. Yes!. Claude Debussy. Foster the People. Kansas. Paul Simon. Ben Folds. Nero. Daft Punk. Justice. Bon Iver. M83. Temples. Vangelis. Tycho. French Cassettes. Battle No More. Bombay Bicycle Club. Chvrches.

Mario Kart 64. Ocarina of Time. Kirby Superstar. Super Mario Bros 3. Donkey Kong Land 2. Donkey Kong Country 3.

Pizza. Bruschetta. Pizza. Grilled Cheese. Fried Pork Pot Stickers.
And Pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Caffeine
Nicotine
Amphetamine [in the form of adderall]

All of those^ things in double proportions.

3 x 2 = I can math.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The proper usage of adverbs is rapidly disappearing from conversational English.

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On a typical Friday night I am
Filming Battle No More at one of their shows. For example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQBP58wq8I0
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am far less interesting/exciting in real life than I appear on this website. Fair warning.

I have a difficult time pronouncing the word "rural".

While watching an episode of The Office I noticed that I use to own one of Creed's neck ties...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If your Miss [insert state] speech wouldn't include the phrase "World Peace."