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26 Atlanta, GA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Just your average left-handed, lawful neutral, ENTP steppenwolf.

I was born and raised in the little town of Long Beach, MS, then move to Birmingham, AL in 2007 for college, travelled around a bit after graduation and couch surfed around Texas, Los Angeles, and Portland, before moving to Atlanta in the Fall of 2013.

My impression of this city so far: Atlanta is congested with too many people that text while they drive. That is the slogan that should appear on the welcome signs...

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What I’m doing with my life
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By day I'm a manager at an electronic cigarette store.

By night I'm part of a small startup that's been developing a new type of variable-voltage 18350-mod vaporizer. If all goes according to plan, the first batch will be rolling out of Shenzhen, China by January 1st of next year.

I also make music, just for fun. Embarrassingly enough, I can't remember if I first used "FunfettiBurger" for my OkCupid profile or my SoundCloud profile, but anyways:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mario Kart 64, harmonizing, and making a mean grilled cheese sandwich.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't have much [if any] of a southern accent, though I tend to say "y'all" in place of the plural "you," because I prefer to be explicit over implicit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson. Contact by Carl Sagan.

The Empire Strikes Back. Rear Window. Blade Runner. Fight Club. Brick. Alien. The Burbs [Carrie Fisher and Tom Hanks in the same movie C'MON]. Captain Ron. Old Boy [the original]. The Truman Show. The Brave Little Toaster. The Room [Oh hi doggie/oh hi mark/Get out, get out, GET OUT OF MY LIFE]. Jurassic Park. A Knight's Tale. A Goofy Movie. Amadeus. Die Hard. Coneheads. Parking Lot: The Movie. Baghead. Clue. Catfish [it would behoove you, as an online dater, to watch this].

Battlestar Galactica. Doc Martin. Archer. Dinosaurs. Doctor Who. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Arrested Development. The Carol Burnette Show. Adventure Time! Mr. Roger's Neighborhood. King of the Hill. Cosmos.

Sufjan Stevens. Igor Stravinsky. Yes!. Claude Debussy. Foster the People. Kansas. Paul Simon. Ben Folds. Nero. Henry Mancini. Daft Punk. Justice. Bon Iver. M83. Temples. Vangelis. Tycho. French Cassettes. Battle No More. Bombay Bicycle Club. Chvrches.

Mario Kart 64. Ocarina of Time. Kirby Superstar. Super Mario World. Donkey Kong Land 2. Donkey Kong Country 3.

Settlers of Catan. Risk. Chess. Cards Against Humanity.

Pizza. Bruschetta. Hamburger with bacon, fried egg, and cheese. Pizza. Grilled Cheese. Fried Pork Pot Stickers. Funfetti cake.
And Pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My glasses and my hiking boots, because I wear those items everyday.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The proper usage of adverbs is rapidly disappearing from conversational English. ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ

And Space. I spend a lot of time thinking about the epic beauty of Space.

Speaking of which, this month was the 5-year anniversary of NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory. It takes extremely high-res photos of the Sun at multiple wavelengths so they can study different weights of particles and different temperature fields of the solar flares and such. NASA released a time-lapse video of some of the highlights. If you live on this planet, being kept from a dark and frozen death by the grace of that powerful ball of beauty, then you should take 5 minutes to pay homage.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Filming Battle No More at one of their shows. For example:

Or attempting to save the princess, and untimately all of Hyrule...again.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I see someone with a big cursive "A" on their apparel I don't know whether to say "Roll Tide" or "Go Braves." Btw, such a dilemma spawns merely from an attempt at conversation, I don't really care much for sports...

I have a difficult time pronouncing the word "rural".

While watching an episode of The Office I noticed that I use to own one of Creed's neck ties...
You should message me if
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If your Miss [insert state] speech wouldn't include the phrase "World Peace."

I don't care who messages me, or whatever rando thing it's about. But if you would like a response, try to make it more than the generic fluff of a cam girl. Come on, use your words.