I know the above sounds intense, and it is, but it's also part of the joke: the only thing worth taking seriously is that time is an oven, and we're the pot roast. The rest of life is like a good episode of Adventure Time, in which we're all, depending on the day, a hero or a sidekick, a lonely perverted wizard, or a serene, pie-baking miniature elephant. We're lucky to have a lot of costumes in our closet, none of which we should ignore.
I work for a consulting company in the city, I live in Chinatown, I eat spicy food, I swim voraciously, I consume fiction even more so, and I favor foreign films over TV. The two authors whose work influences me the most are Ernest Hemingway and Alice Munro. (The two poles of life, at bottom, are death and discovery.) My job affords me heaps of fluctuating free time, and I never pretend to be too busy for anything I consider important; neither should you. If you like saying yes and hate routines, roll your eyes at Netflix and red wine, and have never had a picture of yourself taken in a yoga pose on top of the Chief, then this may be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Myers-Briggs: INFP/ENFP ("The Healer/The Champion")
Enneagram: Seven wing-Eight ("The Realist")