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Fungiblegiraffe

29 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Education
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an educated survivalist, a realist romantic, a relentless inquisitor, and a hairy faux-lumberjack. I was raised by Gulf Island hippies and dropped out of an Ivy League PhD program. I run on instincts that tell me independence and mental clarity are a ruthlessly hard-fought game, but I cry during movies. I stare intently at people who interest me, I peel away feelings and ideas like some peel away clothes, and I'm looking for lasting love that is raw and unadorned. I'm a cis-male feminist who expects empowerment from relationship partners: if you're a strong woman who knows what she wants, and can stare in the mirror without illusions, you should drop me a line.

I know the above sounds intense, and it is, but it's also part of the joke: the only thing worth taking seriously is that time is an oven, and we're the pot roast. The rest of life is like a good episode of Adventure Time, in which we're all, depending on the day, a hero or a sidekick, a lonely perverted wizard, or a serene, pie-baking miniature elephant. We're lucky to have a lot of costumes in our closet, none of which we should ignore.

I work for a consulting company in the city, I live in Chinatown, I eat spicy food, I swim voraciously, I consume fiction even more so, and I favor foreign films over TV. The two authors whose work influences me the most are Ernest Hemingway and Alice Munro. (The two poles of life, at bottom, are death and discovery.) My job affords me heaps of fluctuating free time, and I never pretend to be too busy for anything I consider important; neither should you. If you like saying yes and hate routines, roll your eyes at Netflix and red wine, and have never had a picture of yourself taken in a yoga pose on top of the Chief, then this may be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Myers-Briggs: INFP/ENFP ("The Healer/The Champion")
Enneagram: Seven wing-Eight ("The Realist")