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Fungiblegiraffe

29 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Lars, and I'm a recovering graduate student. I was doing a PhD in the humanities in Boston, but the private sector has put its prongs in me. I give advice for a living, I think too much, I eat really spicy food, and I read like I'm dying of thirst. I want to write a novel.

Myers-Briggs: INFP ("The Healer").
Enneagram: Seven wing-Eight ("The Realist").
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now, I'm an education consultant working for a company in Vancouver. I invest great energy in exfoliating my beard.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at making lasagna, but I'm even better at agonizing over the cost of ricotta cheese. You see where this gets me. I'm indecisive in "imagination vacuums" - those places where decision-making is entirely subjective, and you could easily forego the ricotta and make the goddamn lasagna more cheaply.

I also swear fantastically. A shout out to my New England chums for shepherding me through the training process.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have an intense gaze, and I like to ask intimate questions quickly, even if I appear to warm up slowly. Finding out what's most interesting about someone can rarely be done through casual conversation. This makes some people feel a trifle awkward.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ernest Hemingway saved my life. I'm not kidding.

My favorite film is "Lawrence of Arabia," which is the most erotic movie about the desert ever made, and also the greatest celluloid meditation on being alone. On TV, "True Detective" terrifies me exactly right. In music, I lean toward shiny indy pop ( say King Charles), melancholy rock (The National), and folky hybrids (The Lumineers).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Mom. 2. Skepticism. 3. Running. 4. Cheese. 5. Books. 6. Those conversations you have when it's just the two of you and it's raining outside. Anyone from the Pacific Northwest will know of what I speak.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think a lot about how to remain uncivilized while living at the apex of liberal civilization. Also, death. Both are extremely serious topics, but also very funny.

I also think about how, after a very long adolescence, I have a lot of love to give. The trick is finding a good investment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hauling a boom of cedars down the Salish Sea in my battered tugboat, quietly crooning "Moon River" and blazing a fat one. What other compelling options are there in this town? Talk to me about this.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have three: (a) You would not believe how much I tingle vicariously from the emotions of other people. (b) My mom is sort of my best friend; but not in a creepy way, I promise. (c) I am the High Priest of Over-Sharing.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you have a sophisticated sense of the absurd. The funny test is silly but real; sarcasm, puns, dry humor, and bad jokes are swell, but this fruit basket is bigger than the sum of its parts.

And please only do so if you like to say yes. Many people in this town do not.