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Fungiblegiraffe

28 M Vancouver, British Columbia, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm a recovering graduate student. I was doing a PhD in the humanities in Boston, but the private sector has put its prongs in me. I give advice for a living, I read, and I eat really spicy food.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now, I'm an education consultant working for a company in Vancouver.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at making lasagna, but I'm even better at agonizing over the cost of ricotta cheese. You see where this gets me. I'm horribly indecisive in "imagination vacuums" - those places where decision-making is entirely subjective, and you could easily just forego the ricotta and make the silly lasagna more cheaply. I'm also a rock solid listener, especially when it's raining out and we're drinking chamomile tea.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I usually appear pretty enthusiastic, and I like to squeeze details out of others, especially new people. I have crazy eyebrows, like Jack Nicholson's, which undulate of their own accord. I'm also secretly a mountain man. (I wear plaid and like to chop wood, but I hate camping.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favourite novelist is Graham Greene, whose "The Power and the Glory" still twists my stomach in knots; my favourite movie is "Lawrence of Arabia," which, aside from being perhaps the most erotic movie about the desert ever made, is also the greatest celluloid meditation on being alone. (Odd that's it's both, no?) On TV, I'm loving "Girls", on HBO; in music, I lean toward shiny indy pop - right now King Charles - melancholy rock - The National - and folky hybrids - The Lumineers.

There is nothing I won't eat, so long as it isn't dessert or a quadruped.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family. 2. Skepticism. 3. Running. 4. Cheese. 5. Books. 6. Those conversations you have when it's just the two of you and it's raining outside. Anyone from the Pacific Northwest will know of what I speak.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think regularly about how I should think less about most things, because the basics of life are pretty straight-forward. This is a circle jerk I have with myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On Friday nights I try to groove in a few categories, some of them domestic. I like to host dinner parties; organize film viewings; and drink wine on the roof deck. But I also like glugging beer in pubs that are too loud, dancing until I break my flip-flops, and, occasionally, theme nights at that dive in Boston.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You would not believe how much I tingle vicariously from the emotions of other people.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you can never get enough. And I don't mean sex or money.