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FungusFeatures

38 / M / straight / Single

Cairns, Australia

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.78m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Short-term dating, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Kids
Has 1 child
Pets
Likes dogs
Languages
English

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I am not, really, and a millionaire.

My Self-Summary

Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely... That was the title of my best high school essay, so seeing as this is meant to be an ESSAY, I thought I'd borrow from it lol If only I could remember the rest of it...

What I’m doing with my life

Making the most of it.

I’m really good at

Dusting. At least that's what my mum used to tell me. "You should do the dusting all the time, cause you're so good at it". I haven't tried it again since then, but deep inside, I KNOW that if I put my hand to it, I could really make a name for myself.

The first things people usually notice about me

That I'm not quite as funny as I think I am ;-)

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

"Living With a Messie" - contrary to what the title indicates, this book convinced me NOT to live with one lol
Easier to list the foods I don't like: Capsicum and tongues.
Haven't been in any movies yet, or had any of my singing recorded (not with my informed consent anyway)

The six things I could never do without

If there are only six things, why does it take two truckloads every time I move house??

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Geez what is this, a confessional??

On a typical Friday night I am

I try to avoid making them typical.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

My favourite song is "My Own Bare Hands" by Ween. I know that makes me a bad person ;-)

You should message me if

Well, if you wasted enough time getting this far into my profile, it would be just silly not to take the final step...