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Funguystan

47 M Burlingame, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight women only
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and very serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My faith in Jesus Christ, creative things, entrepreneurial stuff. Family, love, politics, food, neat-O gadgets or technology. Justice. Conservative and Christian issues. History, good coffee, good food, good company. After marriage I will share deeper passions with you :) You could say I am a man of many interests and passions.

If you call marriage the "M" word then this isn't going to work out. I have saved room in my heart to be the most passionate about YOU!

I am politically and spiritually a conservative which is a loaded word to a lot of people so go ahead and read the rest of my profile to see if you think i might be for you. If not then that is OK it just means we aren't a match. but I am politically so I am looking for a super-duper gal who is a conservative so i can talk about whats on my mind. Just like you. If your into Noam Chomsky and have a Che tshirt then we can have a polite convo but you may not get too close to my heart.

I'm also and ENTP if you know what that score means. I truely love the ENFP's and ENFJ's! I would like to meet an ENTP gal but they are so rare I'm not holding my breath. I don't mix with the INFP women too well (dated a couple and it wasn't for me at all), but a INFJ would be just fine. At any rate in reality women are like snowflakes. They all have their beauty and no two are alike. Except a couple I can think of ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am an Entrepreneur and a man of many accomplishments. I have invented 30 items that are in over 100 stores a chocolate line and a BBQ line and many other inventions.

I am A corebishop in the Church of The East which is a charismatic and ancient church where I am a missioner and I train clergy. And I am looking for my missing rib so I can find the missing part of my happiness although I'm pretty happy even in adversity.

Groucho Marx once said that, "the best steak in the world doesn't taste as good as when you have some doe eyed charmer to talk about how good it tastes with". True indeed. You like steak?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well I'm pretty good at a lot of things! I'm charming, a salesman, I have invented a lot of products and know how to create a product, do the artwork and take it to market including all the costing and so on. I am a pretty good singer who only practices in the shower and in church. I have great eyesight. I'm a crack shot, a good cook, a good public speaker, a good teacher, a idiot savant philosopher, a standup comedian, a dry shoulder to cry on or a Drill Instructor to knuckleheads. I guess that's a few things :)

I'm great at some other things but you have to marry me to find those out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably the smile on my face. Or my natural manly rugged good looks. Or the power of my soul from my hazel eyes.

Sometimes little kids just come up to me or want me to pick them up. I like kids so I think that is pretty neat.

Also, That I don't fit the mold. I'm a Corebishop in the oldest church om the world (that's a senior priest). Most people have a defined idea of what I should be and how I should act which isn't always based on anything or anything important. Usually once people get to know me better, I often hear a variation on "You're nothing like I expected you to be." I take that as a compliment! :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love good TV (Madmen, Breaking bad, Fringe, History, Food, and Discover Chanel stuff) and I esp love movies and good food. I even own a food company where I have a chocolate line and a BBQ lines.

Well I really read a lot of source material on the Apostolic fathers from the first 300 years of Christianity and commentaries. And of course the bible. if I don't state is specifically some people flip out even though you should have got it by implication.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) God - hey how can you do without the Trinity?
2) Lively Conversation - Don't be a clam, get to yapping. I like a woman with a nice or sexy voice. You got that and you can just let er rip all day. Also some affection doesn't hurt either so be affectionate.
3) My friends, family, and church
4) Fun - includes TV, movies, fine dining. Looking for trouble and getting into it.
5) My Dreams - I dream them and do them
6) YOU!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Church, business, my friends, girls :) My hopes and my dreams and how to implement the pieces. I spend a lot of time in godly meditation - yes its in the bible just read Psalms 1. God put it in the first psalm so you would get it even if you got bored and never finished the psalms.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. ugh. but If I have a GF I'd like to go to the movies or out to eat or do something fun together.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a great kisser.

I've never been married, no kids, and living the righteous life. And I would like a woman who will appreciate that. I might seem pretty serious, but I tell a lot of jokes ;) The truth is I am very serious AND jokey.
You should message me if
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Without love there is no Godliness. So I like a woman who has a heart full of love, kindness, affection and passion - love in action. This can come out as affection or generosity of the heart or even other ways. I want to be loved when I am near and missed when I am far. And I will miss you when you are far too.

But I think that in love or marriage each one has to put their family first above themselves. Or it isn't really love yet. Ultimately, I think we all really want someone who will really like us and understand us. Don't you agree?