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FunkMastaSpence

25 / M / Straight / Seeing someone

Brooklyn, New York

His Details

Last Online
Today – 12:33pm
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Banking / Financial / Real Estate
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
New York native. FOOD. MOVIES. EATING. <--and everything else associated. I don't drink often, and when I do I'm picky. I'd rather get lit, but enjoy being tipsy. I've made considerable profits betting on boxing, but lost margin on basketball. I hang out with ridiculous hipster music/socialmedia/marketing scene people because my best friend is a DJ/bassist (i dont do skinny jeans). There's a special place in my heart for tv sitcoms of all eras. I am a cheap person, unless we're talking food and other consumables. I'm a huge ass nerd and I blame it my asian-ness. I sometimes talk with a heavy new york (si) accent, or broken chinglish depending on comfort. I'm a pretty chill person, I'm either at home, work, a restaurant, music venue,, or away for work. Oh and my parents should be divorced, but aren't, that should give you some good insight.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently working full time as an accountant. I have a degree in Public Accounting and entertaining the idea of whether pursuing my CPA or becoming a stand up comedian. Because of work I travel several times a year to Asia (China, India, Vietnam, Indonesia) but I wouldn't call myself a transient person, though well traveled. I recently just moved to Williamsburg by myself and its kinda lonely.
I’m really good at
cooking, empathy, jokes, talking shit, fixing stuff (computers, plumbing, woodwork), jeopardy!, fishing, chinese food, aquaponics, budget management, juggling, wing chun, scent detection, dog training, pen twirling, foot massages
The first things people usually notice about me
being asian, its either a net positive or net negative for people and never neutral, ignorance and naiveté can be mitigated with communication and being a decent person
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Autobiography of Malcolm X, A Song of Ice and Fire
Series, Michael Crichton, I Am Legend (fuck that movie), H.P.
Lovecraft, American Gods

Movies: Big Trouble in Little China, Trading Places, Chungking
Express, The Fly, True Romance, Kung Fu Hustle, Stanley Kubrick, Die, Hard, Spirited Away, Grandma's Boy The Fifth Element, 12 Angry Men, City of God, Takashi Miike, Bruce Campbell stuff, any horror

Shows: Boardwalk Empire, The Walking Dead, Seinfeld, Cosmos: A
Personal Voyage, Louie, WTF w/ Marc Maron, Coco!

Music: The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Elvis Presley, east coast &
old school Rap (wutang, nas, ae($)op rock(y), tribe called quest,
jurassic 5), Sublime, UB40, Nine Inch Nails, riot
grrrl stuff

Food: brisket, soda, hot open faced roast beef sandwiches, cheese, spinach, fish, roast pig, pho, steak, pop rocks, chicken parmigiana,
broccoli, meatloaf and everything else, except stuff with nuts
added
The six things I could never do without
root beer, my brother, fiber optic internet connection, taste buds, black people, clean sneakers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why do we avoid risks in life? to make it safely to death?
On a typical Friday night I am
sleeping early, I got kung fu training in the morning! oh ok just one more drink and then I definitely have to go....2 hours later....lets go get chicken and rice
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i snore and have baby smooth skin

not all asians watch anime, that said, i watch anime
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
a fun night out is having 2-3 drinks then going home to watch netflix, discussing the listlessness of henotheism, having two dinners, and planning to go fishing in the morning but settle for a fish taco instead