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Funky1Kenobi

36 M Nashville, TN

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:52pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Rather not say
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a mellow guy that enjoys good times. With good people is a plus, but not a necessity. I'm funny when I want to be and serious if I feel like it. Often loved by those who know me, I'm loyal, witty, and silly.

I've been called picky, which is kind of true I guess. I like to think I'm pretty open minded and give people chances, but at the same time there are things I just don't like. I'm very compassionate when face to face with a person's problem, yet dislike people in general and avoid them often. If we click I could talk to you for hours, if we don't, I can stare at you awkwardly for minutes.

I want something that is worth it with someone who is worth it. I'm looking for someone I actually want to be around. Someone not like school on Saturday. I prefer good hearted, like minded people. Snobbish, rude, superficial, moronic people... not so much.

I'm very wealthy, own two cars and my own home. I spend time abroad on vacations for kicks. I often volunteer with numerous charities and shelters. I also just lied about everything in this paragraph, except this sentence.
What I’m doing with my life
Pursuing a career in cultural studies, meditating, engaging in creative visualization, and brainstorming.
I’m really good at
being honest, playing games (video, word, card, puzzle), knowing random things like actor/artists' names or what else they did/were in, sarcastic comebacks, paying attention, listening, being patient, singing alternate versions of songs, getting songs stuck in people's heads, being funny, doing what I say I will... eventually, quoting films/shows, cooking, opening jars, killing bugs, helping random old ladies get hard to reach items off the shelves at stores, and holding doors open, to name a few. I also excel at being misunderstood and making wrong impressions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I would guess the glasses and/or beard,
or maybe my glowing orange Rick James like aura.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: not much of a reader these days. I did enjoy older Stephen King like It, Misery, The Stand, Dark Tower series, etc.

Movies: I love movies of all kinds. Even terrible ones. I'll watch just about anything. Action, comedy, scifi, horror, drama, documentaries, whatever. Lots of favorite films, actors, directors, etc. I'd say my DVD collection is above 300 and I'd be right.

Shows: this requires sub categories.
Currently airing: The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Silicon Valley, True Detective, Black Sails, Orange Is The New Black, Parks and Recreation, New Girl, The League, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, Archer, Adult Swim shows, and more.
Finished series: The Young Ones, Freaks & Geeks, Breaking Bad, The IT Crowd, East Bound and Down, 30 Rock, The Office, Seinfeld, Chappelle's Show, How I Met Your Mother, The Sopranos, The Wire, Married with Children, Friends, Battlestar Galactica, Spartacus, Party Down, Adult Swim shows, and more.

Music: I enjoy almost all music genres, depending on the mood I'm in. Too many to name, just ask. Least favorite is country, especially newer pop country. No thank you.

Food: you can't go wrong with meat and potatoes, but I like just about anything and will try most things at least once. My stomach can be temperamental at times, so I try to avoid anything too spicy.

I also enjoy games, except for the head or emotional variety.
I like the fun ones like
Cards: UNO, Rook, Spades, Solitare, Poker, Cards Against Humanity
Board: Monopoly, Risk, Scrabble
Puzzle: crosswords, sudoku, etc.
And I play a range of Xbox 360 games. Own around 80 games. My gamerscore is probably better than anyone else you know, just sayin'.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future, the well being of loved ones, solutions to problems, the next step, who, what, when, where, why, and how?
I ponder thoughts both deep and idiotic.
On a typical Friday night I am
at home watching a movie/tv series or playing videogames.

I don't like to go out to places alone (as in randomly walk into a bar by myself and sitting there, not as in needing constant companionship to leave the house) and I sure don't show up uninvited (even to my closest friends' homes, I'm not a random dropper byer). Majority of my friends have split into married couples with children or frequently drinking bar dwellers, I am neither. So unless plans have been made or someone gets free time, you'll find me at home usually. Which is even more common now that one of my closest friends moved out of state.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One of these sentences is false.

I was a bassist in a hardcore metal band.
My mom is a Marvel comic book character.
I was born and raised in Tennesee.
I was ordained and married a couple.
My family was interviewed on the news by the head bad guy from Dumb and Dumber.
I like beer and coffee.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You've READ my profile and you want to meet. I'm not looking for a pen pal/text buddy. A little conversation back and forth is fine, but if you're not willing to meet and see if we click in the real world then what's the point?

I don't initiate much contact on here. But I do almost always reply to messages I receive.

And if by chance you're the one girl in the world who not only noticed, but understood the joke in my "what I'm doing with my life" AND knows where it comes from, then definitely message me cause I don't even think that's possible. It is very random. Very. This paragraph was basically to let you know it was a joke. It's not even a direct quote, there's no way you know what it is. Seriously.