I've chosen not to write a self summary at this time because I feel that to summarize my being would diminish the truth and cast shadows over fields of insight. To know the sum you first need to know the equation. Unless you're doing algebra, but we are not and quit trying to ruin my metaphor.

I will answer any questions. I am single and I don't believe in head games or drama. I'm ultimately looking for something long term, but I'm also open to short term dating or just being friends. Chances are I'll scare you away with odd comments and inappropriate bluntness at some point anyways, so yeah...

I'm learning to walk again. Not literally.
The world has a funny way of taking your plans and rubbing them in your face while it breaks your leg and calls you a sissy for crying.

Confusing people through texts and messages. Making people laugh in person and on the phone. Getting songs stuck in people's heads. Pointing out awkward situations. Creating awkward situations. Making up alternate lyrics to songs. Making metaphors for anything. Remembering names of movies and actors, but forgetting people I've met in person. Being a good person. Being honest and loyal. Winning videogame versions of everything but failing miserably at the real life events.

People don't always seem to notice me, I constantly startle people without even trying to sneak up on them.
I don't usually strike up conservations with anybody unless there is some common ground worth discussing, small talk is awkward to me. I'm more likely to listen and people watch than to be making a scene or gabbing it up. Unless I'm drunk and around friends that is.

Tv shows- The Walking Dead, Family Guy, How I Met Your Mother, Dexter, The IT Crowd, The Young Ones, 30 Rock, The Office, Parks and Recreation, Workaholics, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The League, The Guild, Metalocalypse, Freaks and Geeks, Party Down, South Park, Squidbillies, Perfect Hair Forever, 12oz Mouse, Futurama, American Dad, The Cleveland Show, and many more.

Movies- I like all sorts of movies. I have a large collection of DVDs. I also wear out Netflix on a regular basis. I enjoy most movies for one reason or another. From 80's B horror movies to serious dramas to low brow comedies to over the top action to informative documentaries, I watch it all.
Some favorites include The Goonies, Grandma's Boy, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, The Fifth Element, Groundhog Day, 12 Monkeys, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Thing, Big Trouble in Little China, Flash Gordon, Say Anything, They Live, Go, Garden State, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, The Secret of Nimh, Shaun of the Dead, and so on...

Music- I also like a wide variety of music. I like rock, rap, funk, punk, disco, heavy metal, techno, classical, alternative, whatever really.
Some favorites include Nirvana, Sublime, Boston, ELO, Earth Wind and Fire, Cake, Daft Punk, Kool and the Gang, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Pat Benetar, Hall and Oates, etc. I do have a soft spot for loud emotional female singers such as Bjork, Fiona Apple, Regina Spektor, etc. That and I love the 80's.

Books- I'm not much of a reader honestly. It's rare for me to actually sit and read a book, but every now and then I may. Stephen King's Dark Tower series was probably the last thing I read. As well as most of his work before the accident.

Games- I am a gamer. I have an Xbox 360 and quite a few games. I realize that a lot of females frown upon this and if you are one of them chances are we're not going to see eye to eye on this. You don't have to play games, but you do have to respect that I enjoy it and will continue to do so. Or you can piss off, your choice.
Some favorites include the Dead Island series, Dead Rising series, Silent Hill series, Resident Evil series, Grand Theft Auto series, Red Dead Redemption, Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas, The Elder Scrolls (Oblivion & Skyrim), Portal 2, Hitman series, Tomb Raider series, Dead Space series, Assassin's Creed series, and many more.

Food- I pretty much like most things as long as it's not too odd or crazy. I've never met a potato I didn't like. And peanut butter is awesome, just saying.

What my life would've been like if I was born in different time periods. What I should do next. Why things happened the way they did. What will happen. Why people post stuff on Facebook trying to make themselves out to be people they aren't, those of us who know you already know the truth stupid. If what I'm looking for in a partner even exists anymore or if I'm just chasing unicorns. Why so many girls don't understand that last sentence and ask me about actual unicorns.

At home watching a movie/tv show or on Xbox live playing games with some friends or alone. Possibly at a friend's house hanging out or making music, or maybe at a small bar shooting pool or playing darts. I don't usually go out unless I've made plans with someone to do so or they've made plans with me to do so.

Would be in person, not posted for all of the interwebs to see.

you think we should get to know each other and have good times.