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Funky1Kenobi

36 Nashville, TN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am better in person I think because I often confuse people through text or give off wrong impressions. I'm a pretty sarcastic, funny, nice, and loveable person who happens to be quite awesome. Friends will vouch for that. Seriously.
I'm a gamer. I play a lot of video games. Alot of my free time is spent doing that.
If that's a problem then that will be a problem. I can make time for someone or something important, but gaming will always be something I enjoy and will want to do. So ideally you'd have to also be a gamer or comfortable entertaining yourself for hours without me from time to time.
I smoke, but would like to quit, but haven't started trying again. I'm 420 friendly and will always be. I don't participate currently, but under the right circumstances I may.
I have a degree in graphic design, but currently don't use it professionally.
I once had a decent job, my own place, and all that. I enjoyed it, but was also quite lonely. Now after some turns of events, I am jobless and living at my mom's house again. It's been very frustrating to seemingly have gone nowhere in 10 years except right back where I started thanks to outside forces.
I kind of lost the will to pursue all of that again, without a reason worth it and the back up of a true partner that is.
I would like to eventually/soonish/later find a wife and have a family. This is hard to say cause I'd like time to know the person, yet I'm 36 and don't want to be the really old dad if I can help it.
I'm interested in meeting people and seeing where it may lead.
I get fed up with this site a lot and make weird summaries. So if you're a return visitor, you know what I mean. I'm not crazy, ijdgaf sometimes. Like so: just because I'm a nice guy, doesn't mean I won't pull your hair and slap your ass.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I want to be the CEO of your lady business.

Ha, but serious-like, I'm redefining what's important to me and where my efforts should be focused. Trying not to get sucked back into the daily grind that leads nowhere and instead establish a better life/future for myself and those close to me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being honest, playing games (video, word, card, puzzle), knowing random things like actor/artists' names or what else they did/were in, sarcastic comebacks, paying attention, listening, being patient, singing alternate versions of songs, getting songs stuck in people's heads, being funny, doing what I say I will... eventually, quoting films/shows, cooking, opening jars, killing bugs, helping random old ladies get hard to reach items off the shelves at stores, and holding doors open, to name a few. I also excel at being misunderstood and making wrong impressions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would guess the glasses and/or beard,
or maybe my glowing orange Rick James like aura.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: not much of a reader these days, but I enjoy it occasionally. I did enjoy older Stephen King like It, Misery, The Stand, Dark Tower series, etc. I did recently pick up a companion book to the Dark Tower series and read it.

Movies: I love movies of all kinds. Even terrible ones. I'll watch just about anything. Action, comedy, scifi, horror, drama, documentaries, whatever. Lots of favorite films, actors, directors, etc. My DVD collection is quickly approaching 400 DVDs.

Shows: this requires sub categories.
Currently airing: The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Silicon Valley, True Detective, Black Sails, The Leftovers, Orange Is The New Black, Parks and Recreation, New Girl, The League, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, Archer, Adult Swim shows, and more.
Finished series: The Young Ones, Freaks & Geeks, Breaking Bad, The IT Crowd, East Bound and Down, 30 Rock, The Office, Seinfeld, Chappelle's Show, Dexter, How I Met Your Mother, The Sopranos, The Wire, True Blood, Married with Children, Friends, Battlestar Galactica, Spartacus, Party Down, Adult Swim shows, and more.

Music: I enjoy almost all music genres, depending on the mood I'm in. Too many to name, just ask. Least favorite is country, especially newer pop country. No thank you.

Food: you can't go wrong with meat and potatoes, especially if they're grilled, but I like just about anything and will try most things at least once. My stomach can be temperamental at times, so I try to avoid anything too spicy.

I also enjoy games, except for the head or emotional variety.
I like the fun ones like
Cards: UNO, Rook, Spades, Solitare, Poker, Cards Against Humanity
Board: Monopoly, Risk, Scrabble
Puzzle: crosswords, sudoku, etc.
And I play a range of Xbox 360 games. Own around 80 games. My gamerscore is probably better than anyone else you know, just sayin'. That and I'm better than you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, the well being of loved ones, solutions to problems, the next step, who, what, when, where, why, and how?
I ponder thoughts both deep and idiotic. Like how nice guys finish last, but considerate guys only take up a few minutes of your time. Think about it...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at home watching a movie/tv series or playing videogames.

I don't like to go out to places alone (as in randomly walk into a bar by myself and sitting there, not as in needing constant companionship to leave the house) and I sure don't show up uninvited (even to my closest friends' homes, I'm not a random dropper byer). Majority of my friends have split into married couples with children or frequently drinking bar dwellers, I am neither. So unless plans have been made or someone gets free time, you'll find me at home usually. Which is even more common now that one of my closest friends moved out of state.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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One of these sentences is false.

I was a bassist in a hardcore metal band.
My mom is a comic book character.
I was born and raised in Tennesee.
I was ordained and married a couple.
My family was interviewed on the news by the head bad guy from Dumb and Dumber.
I like beer and coffee.
I play online games with a celebrated author.
You should message me if
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You've READ my profile and you want to meet in the near future. I'm not looking for a pen pal/text buddy. A little conversation back and forth is fine, but if you're not willing to meet and see if we click in the real world then what's the point?

I don't initiate much contact on here (cause usually that means they haven't read my profile and then the conversation suddenly stops when it hits the jobless/mom's house part for some reason, as if that won't change someday... whatever), but I do (almost) always reply to messages I receive, unlike some of you rude girls out there.

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