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FunkyMcJewsalot

30 / f / straight / Single

Murfreesboro, Tennessee, United States

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Ethnicity White

Height 5' 9" (1.75m).

Looking For New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals

Smokes Sometimes

Drinks Rarely

Drugs N/A

Religion Judaism and laughing about it

Sign Scorpio and it's fun to think about

Education Working on college/university

Job Student

Income $0-$20,000

Kids Likes children

Pets Owns dogs and Likes cats

Languages English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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Just to clarify - I am currently back and forth between Atlanta, GA and Murfreesboro, TN. Now on with the good stuff...

I'm a girl. I love animals... especially horses and dogs. I watch lots of movies and listen to lots of music. I like people who can make me laugh. I love watching how people act when they think no one is looking.

Politics and religion really interest me. I enjoy trying to understand what makes people believe what they believe. I'm culturally Jewish, however I have many of my own beliefs and I suppose I would be considered Agnostic. I believe in evolution. I'll always listen to your side of the story... it's only fair. Honestly, though, I do respect everyone's right to their own opinion. I don't think people do that enough. Let's open our eyes and ears and inspire each other.

I care. Really.

I love to cook and I'm damn good at it. I love camping, being on the water, kayaking, hiking and sittin' on the porch. I try to keep my plants alive. If dogs are welcome, I'm in.

I enjoy all types of art and love checking it out in all of its forms as often as possible. Photography and graffiti are two of my favorite types. Banksy is one of my heroes.

I throw a damn good party!

I'm working on my tattoo collection, slowly but surely.

I really like marathons. Not the ones you run, but the ones you watch. Especially when said marathons involve Freaks & Geeks or Dexter.

I WILL ask you if you spayed/neutered your pet. And if you say no, I WILL lecture you on why you should do so immediately. I am the go-to girl for animal related questions from nutrition to boo-boos. I have become quite good at matching peeps with pups (from a rescue or shelter, of course!).

I put out a 'zine when I was in high school. That was WAY before blogs. But just as embarassing to go back and read.

I love, love, love stand-up comedy. David Cross is my hero.

My dog is my best friend.

What I'm doing with my life

Blooming where I'm planted.

I'm really good at

I'm really good at being funny. I'm also really good at not sitting still. And making mix tapes.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

People probably notice that I have some sort of dog hair on me. They also probably notice that I have good taste in just about everything.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

(A) I don't read as much as I would like to... dyslexic and a VERY short attention span. But some of the books and authors I like are: Rule of the Bone, Running With Scissors, This Side of Paradise, Harry Potter, The Little Prince, Where the Wild Things Are, The Giving Tree, You Are SO Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah, The Modern Jewish Girl's Guide to Guilt, Chuck Palahniuk, Kurt Vonnegut, Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, William S. Burroughs, David Sedaris, Henry David Thoreau, Gandhi, Tom Robbins, Robert Cormier, Henry Miller

(B) Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Harold and Maude, Annie Hall, Raising Arizona, Grandma's Boy, Magnolia, Waiting for Guffman, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rules of Attraction, I <3 Huckabees, Rushmore, Best in Show, Fiddler on the Roof, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Donnie Darko, Reality Bites, The Power of One, Little Miss Sunshine

(C) Radiohead, Mates of State, CSS, anything Lou Barlow related, Kimya Dawson, Self, Hot Chip, Josh Rouse, The Knife, Fatboy Slim, The Faint, Le Tigre, New Pornographers, Beta Band, Atmosphere, Destroyer, Wolf Parade, Autolux, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Death From Above 1979, Cat Power, Gorillaz, The Cure, Umbrella Tree, Tegan and Sara, The Rapture, Girl Talk, Blackalicious, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Features, Kings of Leon, Mike Doughty, Dismemberment Plan, Curtis Mayfield, Portishead, Feist, Neutral Milk Hotel, TV on the Radio, Sleater Kinney, Aphex Twin, Aesop Rock, The Gossip, Ryan Adams, American Analog Set, Broken Social Scene, !!!, Spoon, Beastie Boys, Joanna Newsom... go to http://www.last.fm/user/funkymcjewsalot to see what I've been listening to lately.

(D) Peanut butter and honey sandwiches, Mexican food, Italian food, bagels


The six things I could never do without

I could never do without my dog, my iPod, my laptop, my pillows, a beautiful horse (not mine, I can do without him, he can be such a jerk and if I'm stuck with only one it might as well be a nice one) and someone to talk to.

Update: after lots of work and many, many butt scratches, my horse and I have reached a new level of love for each other and he isn't such a jerk anymore. He actually comes running when I call his name. Just thought everyone would want to know.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

What I want to do with my life and what it will take to do it. Or horses... I'm like a 12 year old girl when it comes to horses.

"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler." - Thoreau

On a typical Friday night I am

Kickin' it with my peeps. Or sitting in a field watching the horses.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here

I sleep with 6 pillows.

I kinda love Steely Dan.

You should message me if

You should message me if you like dogs and enjoy poo jokes. I can sometimes be found on AIM as FunkyMcJewsalot.

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