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FunkyMcJewsalot
30 / f / straight / Single
Murfreesboro, Tennessee, United States
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Ethnicity White
Height 5' 9" (1.75m).
Looking For New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes Sometimes
Drinks Rarely
Drugs N/A
Religion Judaism and laughing about it
Sign Scorpio and it's fun to think about
Education Working on college/university
Job Student
Income $0-$20,000
Kids Likes children
Pets Owns dogs and Likes cats
Languages English (Fluently), German (Okay)
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My self-summary
I'm a girl. I love animals... especially horses and dogs. I watch lots of movies and listen to lots of music. I like people who can make me laugh. I love watching how people act when they think no one is looking.
Politics and religion really interest me. I enjoy trying to understand what makes people believe what they believe. I'm culturally Jewish, however I have many of my own beliefs and I suppose I would be considered Agnostic. I believe in evolution. I'll always listen to your side of the story... it's only fair. Honestly, though, I do respect everyone's right to their own opinion. I don't think people do that enough. Let's open our eyes and ears and inspire each other.
I care. Really.
I love to cook and I'm damn good at it. I love camping, being on the water, kayaking, hiking and sittin' on the porch. I try to keep my plants alive. If dogs are welcome, I'm in.
I enjoy all types of art and love checking it out in all of its forms as often as possible. Photography and graffiti are two of my favorite types. Banksy is one of my heroes.
I throw a damn good party!
I'm working on my tattoo collection, slowly but surely.
I really like marathons. Not the ones you run, but the ones you watch. Especially when said marathons involve Freaks & Geeks or Dexter.
I WILL ask you if you spayed/neutered your pet. And if you say no, I WILL lecture you on why you should do so immediately. I am the go-to girl for animal related questions from nutrition to boo-boos. I have become quite good at matching peeps with pups (from a rescue or shelter, of course!).
I put out a 'zine when I was in high school. That was WAY before blogs. But just as embarassing to go back and read.
I love, love, love stand-up comedy. David Cross is my hero.
My dog is my best friend.
What I'm doing with my life
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My favorite books, movies, music, and food
(B) Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Harold and Maude, Annie Hall, Raising Arizona, Grandma's Boy, Magnolia, Waiting for Guffman, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rules of Attraction, I <3 Huckabees, Rushmore, Best in Show, Fiddler on the Roof, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Donnie Darko, Reality Bites, The Power of One, Little Miss Sunshine
(C) Radiohead, Mates of State, CSS, anything Lou Barlow related, Kimya Dawson, Self, Hot Chip, Josh Rouse, The Knife, Fatboy Slim, The Faint, Le Tigre, New Pornographers, Beta Band, Atmosphere, Destroyer, Wolf Parade, Autolux, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Death From Above 1979, Cat Power, Gorillaz, The Cure, Umbrella Tree, Tegan and Sara, The Rapture, Girl Talk, Blackalicious, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Features, Kings of Leon, Mike Doughty, Dismemberment Plan, Curtis Mayfield, Portishead, Feist, Neutral Milk Hotel, TV on the Radio, Sleater Kinney, Aphex Twin, Aesop Rock, The Gossip, Ryan Adams, American Analog Set, Broken Social Scene, !!!, Spoon, Beastie Boys, Joanna Newsom... go to http://www.last.fm/user/funkymcjewsalot to see what I've been listening to lately.
(D) Peanut butter and honey sandwiches, Mexican food, Italian food, bagels
The six things I could never do without
Update: after lots of work and many, many butt scratches, my horse and I have reached a new level of love for each other and he isn't such a jerk anymore. He actually comes running when I call his name. Just thought everyone would want to know.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler." - Thoreau
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