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29 Austin, TX Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27-39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 4
Middle Eastern, White
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Judaism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Russian (Somewhat), Hebrew (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an Oklahoman by birth and South Carolinian by choice. I moved to Texas almost four years ago and I think I should try to make new friends.

I'm a cancer survivor. I punched cancer in the ovaries.

I knit and read. I like contemporary literature and I have a degree in film.

I have a massive chin, but it's still kind of pretty. I consider myself more of a Reese Witherspoon than a Jay Leno.

I still think running up stairs on all fours is fun and cool.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I nannied for a long damn time and now I'm working for a start up and trying to use my degree to actually get some fucking movies made. Or at least written.

I'm the worst.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, playing violin, talking up my cat, drunk eBay-ing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I guess it really depends upon how much a person is trying to criticize me. I have a big forehead, only one dimple, a pointy chin, frizzy hair, big boobs, I'm overweight just like you, I'm usually smiling, super sarcastic, and all I want to talk about is my cat. There's the first five seconds. Plus there's probably a booger hanging out of my nose. I never claimed to be graceful.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, The Amazing Adventures of Cavalier and Clay, Manhood for Amateurs, The Giver, The Areas of My Expertise, More Information Than You Require, That Is All, 100 Years of Solitude, Sandman, Y: The Last Man, The Unwritten, The World According to Garp

Wayne's World, Bottle Rocket, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Psycho Beach Party, Kicking and Screaming (1995), Wet Hot American Summer

The O.C., Community, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The League, True Blood, Arrested Development, Buffy

Talking Heads, Mates of State, They Might Be Giants, of Montreal, DEVO, !!!, Diamond Rings, Architecture in Helsinki, Jurassic 5, Future Islands, Youth Lagoon, Man Man, Surfer Blood, The Mountain Goats, New Pornographers, The Mae-Shi

Thai food is fantastic.
So is all the rest of the food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat, Dinghy
Good tea
Pretty dresses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Character, dancing, music, sleep, whatever cats think about, how I can afford to travel more.

Also how I want to convince the hot maintenance dude at my apartment to teach me how to ride a bicycle.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing what I do any other night.

My schedule isn't so rigid.

Currently I'm sifting through thirty fucking messages that all just say some variation of "hello" or "how are you?" Please don't do this to me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really hate when strangers tell me I'm pretty or I have nice skin or compliment anything else I have no control over, but I'll afford you the same courtesy.

Also I'm terrified of dolphins.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
This is a stupid prompt.

How about this: Just DON'T send me a message if you hate cats. Or if it says anywhere on your profile (or should) that you don't like to read. Or if you have ever referred to anyone not related to you as "bro." Or if you're in the "Don't Move Here" camp. You guys are dicks and you're not helping the problem.

Or if you have ever been an undecided voter. That's fucking ridiculous and we're not going to get along.