Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

Funlikerabbits

28 F Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Russian (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
I'm an Oklahoman by birth and South Carolinian by choice. I moved to Texas two and a half years ago and I think I should try to make new friends.

I'm a cancer survivor. I punched cancer in the ovaries.

I knit and read. I like contemporary literature and I have a degree in film.

I have a massive chin, but it's still kind of pretty. I consider myself more of a Reese Witherspoon than a Jay Leno.

I still think running up stairs on all fours is fun and cool.
What I’m doing with my life
I've nannied for a long damn time and now I'm working on using my degree to actually get some fucking movies made. Or at least written.

I'm the worst.
I’m really good at
Writing, playing violin, talking up my cat, drunk eBay-ing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I smile and joke a lot, but when you really get to know me, I'm kind of serious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, The Amazing Adventures of Cavalier and Clay, Manhood for Amateurs, The Giver, The Areas of My Expertise, More Information Than You Require, That Is All, 100 Years of Solitude, Sandman, Y: The Last Man, The Unwritten, The World According to Garp

Wayne's World, Bottle Rocket, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Psycho Beach Party, Kicking and Screaming (1995), Wet Hot American Summer

The O.C., Community, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The League, True Blood, Arrested Development

Talking Heads, Mates of State, They Might Be Giants, of Montreal, DEVO, !!!, Diamond Rings, Architecture in Helsinki, Jurassic 5, Future Islands, Youth Lagoon, Man Man, Surfer Blood, The Mountain Goats, New Pornographers, Andrew Bird.

Thai food is fantastic.
So is all the rest of the food.
The six things I could never do without
My cat, Dinghy
Literature
Turntable
Good tea
Adventure
Pretty dresses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Character, dancing, music, sleep, whatever cats think about, how I can afford to go on adventures.

Also how I want to convince the hot maintenance dude at my apartment to teach me how to ride a bicycle.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing what I do any other night.

My schedule isn't so rigid.

Currently I'm sifting through thirty fucking messages that all just say some variation of "hello." Please don't do this to me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really hate when strangers tell me I'm pretty or I have nice skin or compliment anything else I have no control over, but I'll afford you the same courtesy.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
This is a stupid prompt.

How about this: Just DON'T send me a message if you hate cats. Or if it says anywhere on your profile (or should) that you don't like to read. Or if you have ever referred to anyone not related to you as "bro." Or if you're in the "Don't Move Here" camp. You guys are dicks and you're not helping the problem.

Or if you have ever been an undecided voter. That's fucking ridiculous and we're not going to get along.