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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26-45
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Jun 25, 2013
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Has dogs
My self-summary
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Fat, bald, out of work man who still lives with my parents is here for you! Ha ha, bet you didn't expect that on here. I'm a down to earth, fun loving man that is looking to share some great times with the right woman.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to become a professional stripper. I love to swing around the pole. Again, I'm teasing. On a serious note, I'm in sales and love to travel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Break dancing. I can do a mean Moon Walk. And, I am really good a sitting around doing nothing. Years and years of practice have molded me into the couch potatoe I am today. lol
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am 3' tall and weigh 815lbs. But I look awesome in tights! Or they notice that my awesome wooden legs with real feet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I kant reed to gud so I watch wrestlin'. lol

I like Italian food, love movies (Christmas Vacation is one of my favorites) and I like all types of music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
3 pieces of cheese
9 red socks
7 tooth picks (new or used)
4 ballons
super glue
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to break out of this jail cell I'm in. lol
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Running from the cops! Again, I'm kidding.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My left butt cheek is bigger than my right and it causes me to walk in circles sometimes. haha
You should message me if
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You don't take life too seriously and are looking for a man that will make you laugh. Life is too short not to enjoy every second of it!!!