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Funmiester1

42 M Marietta, GA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jun 25, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Fat, bald, out of work man who still lives with my parents is here for you! Ha ha, bet you didn't expect that on here. I'm a down to earth, fun loving man that is looking to share some great times with the right woman.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to become a professional stripper. I love to swing around the pole. Again, I'm teasing. On a serious note, I'm in sales and love to travel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Break dancing. I can do a mean Moon Walk. And, I am really good a sitting around doing nothing. Years and years of practice have molded me into the couch potatoe I am today. lol
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am 3' tall and weigh 815lbs. But I look awesome in tights! Or they notice that my awesome wooden legs with real feet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I kant reed to gud so I watch wrestlin'. lol

I like Italian food, love movies (Christmas Vacation is one of my favorites) and I like all types of music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
3 pieces of cheese
9 red socks
7 tooth picks (new or used)
4 ballons
super glue
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to break out of this jail cell I'm in. lol
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Running from the cops! Again, I'm kidding.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My left butt cheek is bigger than my right and it causes me to walk in circles sometimes. haha
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't take life too seriously and are looking for a man that will make you laugh. Life is too short not to enjoy every second of it!!!