Fat, bald, out of work man who still lives with my parents is here
for you! Ha ha, bet you didn't expect that on here. I'm a down to
earth, fun loving man that is looking to share some great times
with the right woman.
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Funmiester1
40 / M / Straight / Single
Marietta, Georgia
His Details
- Last Online
- May 20
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m).
- Body Type
- Athletic
- Diet
- —
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Socially
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Other
- Sign
- —
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
- Income
- —
- Offspring
- —
- Pets
- Has dogs
- Speaks
- English
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What I’m doing with my life
Trying to become a professional stripper. I love to swing around
the pole. Again, I'm teasing. On a serious note, I'm in sales and
love to travel.
I’m really good at
Break dancing. I can do a mean Moon Walk. And, I am really good a
sitting around doing nothing. Years and years of practice have
molded me into the couch potatoe I am today. lol
The first things people usually notice about me
I am 3' tall and weigh 815lbs. But I look awesome in tights! Or
they notice that my awesome wooden legs with real feet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I kant reed to gud so I watch wrestlin'. lol
I like Italian food, love movies (Christmas Vacation is one of my favorites) and I like all types of music.
I like Italian food, love movies (Christmas Vacation is one of my favorites) and I like all types of music.
The six things I could never do without
3 pieces of cheese
9 red socks
7 tooth picks (new or used)
4 ballons
super glue
9 red socks
7 tooth picks (new or used)
4 ballons
super glue
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to break out of this jail cell I'm in. lol
On a typical Friday night I am
Running from the cops! Again, I'm kidding.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My left butt cheek is bigger than my right and it causes me to walk
in circles sometimes. haha
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 26–45
- Near me
- For new friends
You should message me if
You don't take life too seriously and are looking for a man that
will make you laugh. Life is too short not to enjoy every second of
it!!!
