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45 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 35–48
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:10pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Non-Smoker, Never married, No kids, Good guy, Funny, Slightly nerdy, Work downtown. Own a Condo in the city (NW Side), car, a bike, cat.

I am a good guy with a great sense of humor and a big heart. I am a giver and the kind of person who appreciates and remembers everything a friend does for me. I am a creative person, very passionate, goofy and sarcastic.

I like processed American cheese, coke slurpees, curvy women, hard rock, smarties, Family Guy and petting the bellies of cats and dogs. Also, I am oblivious to a woman flirting with me...utterly clueless.

Brush with fame: I was on a TV show in 2011.
Here's the video of me in action:
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My day job is as an Account Manager for a research company. For fun, I play guitar and write songs under the band name "Atomic Shop". I hope to write a book one day. When the weather is good, I bike 15-25 miles on weekend mornings.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Honesty, Loyalty, Affection, Galaga, Comedy.
Melting my girlfriend's heart (figuratively, of course!).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have two arms and two legs and a head, walk upright, don't excessively drool and can adequately handle cutlery.

...Other than that, my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite TV Shows (current): Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Rick & Morty, Grimm, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Doctor Who, Blacklist, The Flash, Gotham, Luther, The Americans, Elementary, The Daily Show, That metal Show, Archer, Louie, Olbermann

Favorite Movies (all-time): Wings of Desire, The Cutting Edge, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Natural, Office Space, Scrooged, Anchorman, Iron Man, Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist

Favorite Food: Mexican & Italian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
--> Honesty
--> A Sense of Humor
--> My Friends
--> Art
--> Sarcasm
--> My cat (Dude)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Finding, meeting, impressing and marrying a special woman who I can treat like my queen for the rest of my life.

Also, why do we call them "fingers" when they don't actually "fing"?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing after a long work week
If I go out...maybe a movie, a show, dinner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a cipher hiding in a puzzle wrapped in an enigma shrouded by mystery and covered in secret sauce.

Nah, not really...I am a very open, honest and transparent guy. Sometimes to a fault.
You should message me if
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- You are interested
- You are a non-smoker
- You have photos of yourself posted in your profile (no response otherwise)