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JohnK60641

46 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–48
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:15am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Non-Smoker, Never married, No kids, Good guy, Funny, Slightly nerdy, Work downtown. Own a Condo in the city (NW Side), car, a bike, cat.

I am a good guy with a great sense of humor and a big heart. I am a giver and the kind of person who appreciates and remembers everything a friend does for me. I am a creative person, very passionate, goofy and sarcastic.

I like processed American cheese, coke slurpees, curvy women, hard rock, Smarties (did you know you can buy a box of 27,000 unwrapped!), Family Guy and petting the bellies of cats and dogs. Also, I am oblivious to a woman flirting with me...utterly clueless.

Brush with fame: I was on a TV show in 2011.
Here's the video of me in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeWcwg6poEk
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My day job is as an Account Manager for a research company. For fun, I write songs and play guitar and release my songs under the name "Atomic Shop". I'm not saying you need to look up "Atomic Shop Music", I'm just saying you could... Every Monday I run and host a music night called the Acoustic Explosion. I hope to write a book one day (doesn't everyone?). On weekend mornings, I bike 25 miles along the lakefront.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Honesty, Loyalty, Affection, Galaga, Comedy, Sarcasm,
Melting my girlfriend's heart (figuratively nowadays since I lost my superpowers).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have two arms and two legs and a head, walk upright, don't excessively drool, am not a zombie and can adequately handle cutlery.
Or maybe my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite TV Shows (current): Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Rick & Morty, Grimm, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Doctor Who, Blacklist, The Flash, Gotham, Luther, Elementary, The Daily Show, That Metal Show, Archer, Louie, Olbermann

Favorite Movies (all-time): Wings of Desire, The Cutting Edge, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Natural, Office Space, Scrooged, Anchorman, Iron Man, Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist, Avengers

Favorite Music: Rock

Favorite Foods: Mexican & Italian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, My Friends, Comedy, Sarcasm, TV, My 20 year-old cat (Dude)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Finding, meeting, impressing and marrying a special woman who I can treat like my queen for the rest of my life.

Also, why do we call them "fingers" when they don't actually "fing"?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing after a busy week
If I go out...maybe a movie, a show, dinner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a cipher hiding in a puzzle wrapped in an enigma shrouded by mystery and covered in secret sauce. Or not.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You are interested
- You are a non-smoker
- You have photos of yourself posted in your profile