Hi, I'm John. I am a good guy with a great sense of humor and a big heart. I am a giver and the kind of person who appreciates and remembers every little thing a friend does for me. I am a creative person, very passionate but also goofy and sarcastic. I share my condo with my cat Dude. He thinks it is his condo, of course.
I am comfortable living single and alone, but I have always wanted to live the romantic dream...find the love of my life and live happily ever after. I know it's not just a fairytale - I have seen it - and I want it. I believe that two people in a loving relationship are greater than the sum of their parts.
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From My Facebook Profile: John is composed of a complex mix of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen and chocolate frosting. He was born on the planet Terra (aka "Earth") in the Sol System of planets located on an outer arm of the Milky Way Galaxy. He has opposable thumbs and usually walks upright. He has a bitingly sarcastic (or is it sardonic???) sense of humor and a healthy contempt for double-standards, dishonesty and selfishness. John currently lives and works and eats and poops in the city of Chicago. Watch where you step.
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I like processed American cheese, coke slurpees, curvy women, hard rock, smarties, Family Guy and petting the bellies of cats and dogs. Also, I am oblivious to a woman flirting with me...utterly clueless.
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Some people tell me my photos do not do me justice. Okay, fine, check out this video of me from 2011 and perhaps you'll get a little slice of my personality, if not my smile: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeWcwg6poEk

I am removing clutter from my life, getting healthier and doing P90X. Hope to start writing that book I've been meaning to write.
My job involves research but my hobby involves music.

I have exactly two arms and two legs, walk upright and can adequately handle cutlery.

...Other than that, my eyes.

Favorite TV Shows (current): Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Person of Interest, Grimm, American Horror Story, Doctor Who, Luther, New Girl, 30 Rock, The Office, The Daily Show, Archer

Favorite Movies (all-time): Wings of Desire, The Cutting Edge, Star Trek II, The Natural, Office Space, Scrooged, Anchorman, Iron Man, Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist

Favorite Food: Mexican & Italian

--> Music
--> Sense of Humor
--> My Friends
--> My Cat, Dude
--> Art
--> NFL Football Sundays

The meaning of life & why we are here.
Take away material goods and status...take away work and creature comforts...what will make you happy?
A: Love and Family.

Sometimes crashing because I am a night-owl and regularly deprive myself of adequate sleep during the week.

If I go out...maybe a movie, a show, or just dinner.

I am a cipher hiding in a puzzle wrapped in an enigma shrouded by mystery and covered in secret sauce.

Nah, not really...I am a very open, honest and transparent guy. Sometimes to a fault.

- You are at all interested
- You are a non-smoker
- You are NOT allergic to cats
- You have photos of yourself posted in your profile (no response otherwise).
- You won't want to email for weeks and weeks and weeks