Never married, no kids, good job, condo in the city, car, cat, non-smoker, Good guy, Funny.
Hi, I'm John. I am a good guy with a great sense of humor and a big heart. I am a giver and the kind of person who appreciates and remembers everything a friend does for me. I am a creative person, very passionate, goofy and sarcastic.
I like processed American cheese, coke slurpees, curvy women, hard rock, smarties, Family Guy and petting the bellies of cats and dogs. Also, I am oblivious to a woman flirting with me...utterly clueless.
Brush with fame: I was on a TV show in 2011.
Here's the video of me in action: