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FunnyHoney98

55 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:25pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm smart, quick-witted, sane and healthy and looking for a man who's the same. Is that too much to ask? I'm pretty low-maintenance and fun to be around. I'm very even-tempered for the most part; the one thing that gets me crazed these days is listening to Rush Limbaugh or Fox News. If you voted for Romney, we are not a good match! No political conservatives, please! And I work full time so if you are retired and looking for someone with whom you can spend your weekdays and/or travel with, I'm not the girl for you.
I work out regularly and try to maintain a healthy diet, although on occasion love a great cheeseburger and a martini. I'm kind of a word game/crossword puzzle nerd but will not try to convert you.
My two kids are the loves of my life - my son is a senior at UC Berkeley and my daughter is getting ready to move to Boston.
ALL of my pics were taken after March 16, 2012.
I hope to hear from you! Please have recent photos posted and at least half of them of you, not of your pet or pretty scenery.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying it and looking for you to enhance it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not sweating the small stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They don't usually tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Crime and Punishment,To Kill a Mockingbird (book and movie), Catcher in the Rye, Strength in What Remains by Tracy Kidder, for the humor, anything by Jonathan Tropper. Kramer vs. Kramer, Driving Miss Daisy, The Intouchables, Ida, Philomena, the Way, Way Back.....and so many more. Just saw Boyhood and loved it. The Daily Show, Homeland, Bill Maher, Masters of Sex, Seinfeld, Parenthood, The Good Wife. Brazilian jazz, Beatles, James Taylor/Carole King, too many artists to name.All food except sausage, olives and I'm sorry........sushi (it's a texture thing.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kids, my friends, good coffee, good wine, my iPod, and occasional fits of laughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'll save that for our first date.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends for drinks and dinner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I'm not willing to answer this question for the world to see.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 49–65
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You relate some of your life experiences to Seinfeld episodes.