Funny_geek_
37 Preston, Australia
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My self-summary
Very at home enjoying conversation with others. The more challenging and meatier the topic, the better! I have managed to avoid most of the side-effects of growing up while still (mostly) having my shit together. Sense of humour is a mix of dark, black and wrong/irreverent. I make fun of just about everything including myself, probably you, but I take as well as I give - I promise.

My outlook on life is a blend of anarchism, pragmatism, hedonism and stoicism. I wish the world was much less hierarchical while begrudgingly acknowledging the need of some structure to exist, but not letting it get to me too much. I understand the privilege that the universe has handed me and do my best to hold that in mind when considering the world around me.

I'm a relationship anarchist. TL:DR more or less polyamory with an aversion to traditional structures and classification of relationships. I currently have a lover who I adore, but who is not my life partner. I'm open to any type of relationship, though a main squeeze/life partner-ish type relationship would be ace with the right person. I'm very into BDSM/kink and am a gentle/dominant type.

I value confidence, curiosity and self-awareness in others above all things. I most enjoy activities that stimulate thought. Board games, video games, puzzles, riddles, even problems. I think about a lot of things, sometimes too much which can lead to absent-mindedness on occasion. I hope this is more endearing than frustrating.
What I’m doing with my life
I work with IT/technology. I'm privileged to have a career that I’m passionate about. I’m often working on tech projects at home whilst listening to audio books. Trying to get out to more gigs/events. Gaming with friends. Making costumes for events/parties.
I’m really good at
Computer stuff, conversation, problem-solving, games, crafting props for costumes, making people smile/laugh - possibly my favourite thing.
The first things people usually notice about me
● Big shiny noggin.
● Beard.
● Holes in my lobes.
● Broad shoulders.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS
Neil Gaiman, H.P. Lovecraft, Julian May, Philip K. Dick, Neal Stephenson.

MOVIES
The Fifth Element, The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, Snatch, American Beauty, Cloud Atlas, Lord of the Rings.

COMEDY
Jimmy Carr, Amy Schumer, Frankie Boyle, Sarah Silverman, Jim Jefferies.

SHOWS
My Cat From Hell, Black Books, Archer, Sherlock, Elementary, The Strain, The Blacklist, Orphan Black, Fargo, Game Of Thrones. Mr Robot, Sens8, Rick and Morty.

MUSIC
The Sundays, Cranberries, Darling Violetta, Lana Del Rey, Velvet Acid Christ, Sabaton, Nightwish, Gorillaz, Pink Floyd, The Cat Empire, Skrillex, Florence and the Machine, In Strict Confidence.

FOOD
Mexican, Italian, Indian. I love a good, rare, steak too.

GAMES
Life is Strange, Mass Effect, Bioshock, Borderlands, Deus Ex, Fallout, Elder Scrolls.
The six things I could never do without
● My cat.
● Quality linen.
● Intimacy.
● Air conditioning.
● Laughter.
● Honesty.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
● How and why the world is so fucked up.
● BDSM/Sex/Kink.
● How awesome cats are!
● Myself - in an Introspection / reflection / mindfulness sense.
● Whether the descendants of humanity will escape Earth before The Sun consumes it.
On a typical Friday night I am
hopefully doing something fun with someone I love. Be that a friend, lover, family member or my cat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Not applicable. I'll admit damn near anything. Ask me! I double dog dare you ;)
You should message me if
● you like deep, stimulating, possibly random and definitely tangential conversations.
● you want a relationship that doesn't have to comply with social norms.
● you have compatible interests in BDSM/Kink and want to discuss, share, and/or play.
● you like cute dates and similar romantic type things.
● you want to take some molly and go dancing.

BONUS LEVEL: You want to combine the above and take some molly, go to a fetish nightclub and dance and play and have super long and deep conversations.
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