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Funny_geek_

36 M Preston, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:42am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm a geeky guy, very at home enjoying conversation with others, the more meaty and challenging the topic the better! I have managed to avoid most of the side-effects of growing up including being overly serious/sensible, giving up fun and games and playfulness and becoming bland and boring. I have a completely irreverent sense of humour and make fun of just about everything including myself, probably you, but I take as well as I give - I promise.

I like people with confidence, who are proud of who they are and what they achieve, who have the courage to stand behind their convictions.

I'm lucky enough to have a job that for the most part interests me, though I'm not really overly career-focused. I enjoy activities that stimulate thought. Board games (OMFG YES), video games, puzzles, riddles, even problems. I like to drive my car fast, though I still have more points left than lost on my license, yay! I appreciate most styles of music, but tend to let mood decide what I'll listen to at any given time.

I sometimes get into trouble as I over think things and occasionally am absent-minded. I like to think this makes me endearing, but sometimes I just face-palm.

I play basketball regularly, I really enjoy the game and the people I play with. This offsets a strong tendency toward couch potato-ism (not a real word - I know).

I like to sing, but only my steering wheel seems to restrain from hurling vegetables my way. Seriously, though I love singing and karaoke, don't be hating!

I've not really done any travel outside Australia. I've usually got bigger fish to fry, or spent whatever money could have gone towards holidays on gadgets, entertainment or home cinema stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Mainly just enjoying the $%&^ out of it!
I'd like to buy a house but am currently too much of a spendthrift to make that happen :p. Working for "the man" doing techy nerdy stuff. Raking muck, being inappropriate and generally cantankerous. Pub trivia weekly, basketball matches twice a week, random other geeky stuff.
I’m really good at
Computers (fixing, building, tweaking), conversation (once I've overcome natural introversion), humour, problem-solving, games, driving, Guitar Hero, 10-Pin bowling (can't play anymore though, due to carpal tunnel troubles). Making people smile - possibly my favorite thing.
The first things people usually notice about me
Beard? That I m a total dork? Dunno, ask people...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS:
Night's Dawn series by Peter F. Hamilton, His Dark Materials by Phillip Pullman. Classic sci-fi (Aasimov, Heinlen, Phillip K. Dick, H.G. Wells, Jules Verne). Anthing by Neil Gaiman, Neal Stephenson (Esp. Snow crash and Cryptonomicon), William Gibson, David Eddings, Stephen Baxter, H.P. Lovecraft

MOVIES:
Anything by The Cohen Brothers, Luc Besson, Kevin Smith, John Carpenter, The Wachowski brothers (*not* Speed Racer).
Thor, Ironman 1 & 2, The Avengers (OMG, best movie in AGES, left me with a super big silly grin), TRON, TRON Legacy, Watchmen, Sucker Punch.

SHOWS:
Big Bang Theory, Breaking Bad, Castle, American Horror Story, Dr. Who, Fringe, How I Met Your Mother, New Girl, Supernatural, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Community, Dexter, True Blood, Grimm.

MUSIC:

Muse, Cranberries, Ben Folds, Cake, Daft Punk, Green Day, Linkin Park, Lacuna Coil, Epica, Nightwish, Gorillaz, No Doubt, Pink Floyd, REM, Tenacious D, The Cat Empire, Skrillex, Nero, Korn, Karnivool, Florence and the Machine. I actually like just about any good music, but I'm generally driven entirely by mood as to what I listen to at any given point in time. I don't get to as many concerts as I'd like. Last gig I saw was Muse who were absolutely brilliant.

FOOD:

Mexican food, Italian food, just about anything really. Not a fan of seafood though, or eggs.

GAMES:

Minecraft! Deus Ex series, Fallout series, Elder Scrolls series, Diablo series, Assassin's Creed series, Guitar Hero / Rock Band / Sing Star, many more but there's some favorites.
The six things I could never do without
My Apple products (phone and pad).
Fresh and good quality bed sheets.
Home entertainment stuff.
Air conditioning (hate the heat).
Intimacy.
Laughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Random and weird ideas. Ways to win at stuff. Recalling random hilarious memes. Seriously been preoccupied by apocalypse survival plans and strategy (both zombie and non-zombie kinds). Over analyzing my own thoughts and reactions to things. Sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday nights try not to be typical, either in or out, but most definitely requiring a sleep-in on Saturday morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have more shoes than what I gather a straight man has any business having. They take up the bottom of two wardrobes :)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You are witty, sarcastic, deep, challenging, complicated, non-standard, atypical, unconventional, free-thinking, like geeks/nerds or beards or zombies or pirates or ninjas. If you think we have interesting things in common. If you're bored and think I might amuse you.