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Funny_geek_

37 Preston, Australia Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 12:15am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a geeky guy, very at home enjoying conversation with others, the more meaty and challenging the topic the better! I have managed to avoid most of the side-effects of growing up including being overly serious/sensible, giving up fun and games and playfulness and becoming bland and boring. I have a completely irreverent sense of humour and make fun of just about everything including myself, probably you, but I take as well as I give - I promise.

I'm a polyamorous relationship anarchist. Essentially an aversion to rules unless they're super necessary. I'd like to find myself a main squeeze/life partner type relationship, but I'm not exclusively looking for that. I'm fairly into kink and am of the dominant type when it comes to play time.

I like people with confidence, who are proud of who they are and what they achieve, who have the courage to stand behind their convictions.

I'm lucky enough to have a job that for the most part interests me, though I'm not really overly career-focused. I enjoy activities that stimulate thought. Board games (OMFG YES), video games, puzzles, riddles, even problems.

I sometimes get into trouble as I over think things and occasionally am absent-minded. I like to think this makes me endearing, but sometimes I just face-palm.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hedonism. Well more or less. Enjoying my self mostly. Must one be *doing* something with it really?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Computers (fixing, building, tweaking), conversation (once I've overcome natural introversion), humour, problem-solving, games, driving, Guitar Hero, making people smile - possibly my favorite thing. Other things ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Beard? That I m a total dork? Dunno, ask people...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS:
Night's Dawn series by Peter F. Hamilton, His Dark Materials by Phillip Pullman. Classic sci-fi (Aasimov, Heinlen, Phillip K. Dick, H.G. Wells, Jules Verne). Anthing by Neil Gaiman, Neal Stephenson (Esp. Snow crash and Cryptonomicon), William Gibson, David Eddings, Stephen Baxter, H.P. Lovecraft

MOVIES:
Anything by The Cohen Brothers, Luc Besson, Kevin Smith, John Carpenter, All of the Marvel stuff, Watchmen.

TV:
Dr. Who, Black Books, Archer, The Walking Dead, Suits, 12 Monkeys, Helix, Constantine, Sherlock, Elementary, The Strain, The Blacklist, Orphan Black, Fargo. To name a few...

MUSIC:

Muse, Cranberries, Ben Folds, Cake, Lana Del Rey, Daft Punk, Linkin Park, Lacuna Coil, Sabaton, Epica, Nightwish, Gorillaz, No Doubt, Pink Floyd, REM, Tenacious D, The Cat Empire, Skrillex, Nero, Korn, Karnivool, Florence and the Machine. I actually like just about any good music, but I'm generally driven entirely by mood as to what I listen to at any given point in time. Live music is the best though!

FOOD:

Bacon! Mexican food, Italian food, just about anything really. Not a fan of seafood though, or eggs.

GAMES:

Minecraft! Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Bioshock, Borderlands, Deus Ex, Fallout, Elder Scrolls, Diablo, Assassin's Creed.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Technology!
Quality linen.
Sexy times.
Air conditioning (hate the heat).
Intimacy.
Laughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Random and weird ideas. Ways to win at stuff. Recalling random hilarious memes. Seriously been preoccupied by apocalypse survival plans and strategy (both zombie and non-zombie kinds). Over analyzing my own thoughts and reactions to things. Sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday nights try not to be typical, either in or out, but most definitely requiring a sleep-in on Saturday morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not applicable. I'll admit damn near anything ;)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are witty, sarcastic, deep, challenging, complicated, non-standard, atypical, unconventional, free-thinking, like geeks/nerds or beards or zombies or pirates or ninjas. If you think we have interesting things in common. If you're bored and think I might amuse you.