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Funnygeekysexy

33 M Huntsville, AL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–49
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a gentleman, a geek, a friend, and a man. I am the one that you will know is the one for you a minute after you get to know me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a good job, well behaved children, my own home. Though I still work to improve myself so I can have more, I never forget to take the opportunity to be proud of what I have already accomplished.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
giving the advice that people really need to hear that they will never listen to. Then telling them "I told you so" and then helping them unfuck-up things. I'm a person who doesn't judge (mainly cause I've probably done worse ^_^)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm a huge geek dipped in chocolate and wrapped up in a bronze addonis hard shell... at least that's what I notice then I look in the mirror. The rest of yall usually notice my cute butt or the fact that I'm laughing with a bunch of other people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If you made it to this point and are still interested so far... you must of really liked my cosplay pic ;P

Alright, lets get to the brass tax. The other parts of this profile don't matter. This is the bread and butter about me.

#1. First and foremost this is the most basic that I can lay it out as: I am a geek. Geek/nerd/dork whatever connotation you wish to use. I'm a damn good looking one but that fact will never change about me. I love sci-fi and fantasy and all things in the geek culture. I am an anime and Jdrama fan as well as an avid gamer.

I'm looking to get into a relationship that can go the distance. Casual dating is fun but I want someone who can tollerate my crazy ass for the long run. I decided long ago that I am going to be the greatest mate and partner for someone... but that someone better be ready to be the best they can for me.

Now that we have gotten that part done. Just message me with whatever you love and we can have a conversation that's alot better than the whole "I like your profile, I like yours" one that we are usually stuck having. Don't worry, nothing below this is really worth mentioning if you made it to this part and you realize that this one may be a keeper ^_^.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Why are you still reading!?!? message me you silly fool!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Now your just being stubborn. Go on, just do it! How many other times do you get to start a conversation with "I love fan-subs!" and that's all you had to put on the little chat box?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Really? you think something down here will convince you that I'm not the smartass you want snuggled next to you while you are about to post the "Do not text or call me while my show is on or I will stab you repeatedly" status before whatever tickles your fancy begins?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The only thing private with me are the secrets that people have shared with me....and those will go to the grave with me and me alone ^_^ I will give you an obvious fact... I'm a HUGE snuggler touch oriented person. If you don't snuggle.... go buy a cat or something... This is not the sexy geek you are looking for (Jedi Mind trick hand wave)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
e_e you seriously read alllll the way down here?
Well I guess I'll put something:

Message me if:
-You know where you want to be in 5 years.
-You have a sound zombie apocalypse plan and have useful skills to survive once that happens.
-You have came back to read over my profile 3 or 4 times wondering if you should message or not
-You want someone to be player 2 and not hog all the damn ammo or treasure. ^_^