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Funnyguy845

29 Poughkeepsie, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Leo
Education
Working on university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, French

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First off ladies I will just not sleep with anyone, so stop asking. If you're looking for a one night stand keep swiping. If you're just going to view my profile four times but never message me then you too can keep swiping. But if you know what you want out of life and you are looking for someone to share it with let's grab some coffee sometime. I'm always joking around, cutting up and trying to have as much fun as I can.We only get so many days and I make the most out of all of them. But I also know when to be a realist and find myself giving my friends advice on the regular. Im happy with my life and I enjoy making others around me happy. I don't need to be in a relationship to be happy, I know who I am and what I want out of life. I have many interests and many fine leather bound books. I love history and music. Love to travel and go to on spontaneous adventures. I'm looking to make new friends and hopefully find someone to cook brunch for on the regular. I'm looking for someone who is ready share this life and explore this world with me. If that's you shoot me a message. ESTP.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm pursuing my Bachlors in Culinary Arts and having the time of my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, public speaking, napping, spending money, getting lost, eating, working out and being goofy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes and my laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This list is going to be way to long, but here goes.
TV Shows: Dexter, The Sopranos, Pete & Pete, The Walking Dead, Boardwalk Empire, Hell On Wheels, No Reservations, Top Chef, Thunder In Paradise, Walker: Texas Ranger, Man V.S. Food, Diners, Drive Ins and Dives, Iron Chef.
Movies: The Sandlot, Boondock Saints, Paton, Tombstone, Braveheart, James Bond, Dumb and Dumber, Billy Madison, Anchor Man, Old School, Clerks, Mall Rats, Raging Bull, Indiana Jones, Back To The Future, any Chris Farley movie. Planes, Trains and Automobiles, Uncle Buck,Canadian Bacon, Cool Runnings, Borat, Cable Guy, Ace Ventura, Taken, Expendables.
Books: Anything by Hunter S Thompson or JRR Tolkien. The Old Man And The Sea, The Hatchet, A Farewell To Arms.
Music: The Deftones, Mumford and Sons, Dave Mathews, OAR, GWAR, Metallica, Pantera, Hate Breed, The Lumineers, Weezer, Dropkick Murphy's, Luke Bryan, Neon Trees, The Offspring, The Notorious B.I.G., Papa Roach, Pearl Jam, Phoenix, Plain White T's, Puddle Of Mud, Mötley Crew, Kiss, Garth Brooks, Kenny Wayne Shepard, Rammstein, 311, Sublime, Limp Bizkit, Rise Against, Rev Theory, Jonny Cash, Shinedown, Shiny Toy Guns, Sick Puppies, Spacehog, STP, Stone Sour, Alice In Chains, Cypress Hill, T.I., Sum 41, Swedish House Mafia, Three Days Grace, Theory of a Deadman, Deadmau, Volbeat, Young Jeezy, Toby Keith, Hank Williams III, Zachary Brown Band, 30 Seconds To Mars, Snoop Dog, Randy Houser, Middle Class Rut, Nelly, Three Six Mafia, Kip More, NIN, Jay-Z, John Mayer, Ray LaMontagne, Korn, Jackyl, Jason Aldean, Jake Owen, Hinder, Godsmack, Gavin DeGraw. I'll just stop there, lol.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) Family and Friends. (Duh)
2.) Hot Soup on a cold day.
3.) Brunch.
4.) Animals. ( I love them all.)
5.) The start of a new day.
6.) Happiness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My plans for the zombie apocalypse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I never have a typical Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to watch the Power Rangers.
You should message me if
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Your looking for a man, not a boy.