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I am Sarcastic, Non-Cursing, and an Ass

Funnyman_Nick1

22 / m / straight / Seeing Someone

Riverside, California, United States

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Ethnicity White

Height 5' 10" (1.77m).

Looking For New friends, Long-distance penpals

Smokes No

Drinks Rarely

Drugs Never

Religion Agnosticism

Sign Libra and it's fun to think about

Education Working on college/university

Job Education / Academia

Income $0-$20,000

Kids Likes children

Pets Likes dogs and Likes cats

Languages English (Fluently)

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My self-summary

Name's Nick nothing noticeable new that's called alliteration. Basically, all the girls want to be me and all the guys want to date me...wait...I think I have that backward. Other than that I'm like an apple...hardcore...get it? hard CORE. I also improv.

What I'm doing with my life

I'm a History major at the University of California Riverside who is currently looking for a roomate so that I don't have to spend a long year on my friends couch...trust me the couch is not in the least bit comfortable...prisoners have better sleeping conditions. My friend has a memory foam bed but he's a rather big guy...I feel sorry for the bed that's a lot to remember.

I'm really good at

Going off on a tangent and making bad puns...I think it's punny. :-)

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

Well this is a little odd for me to say, but I hear good things about the look of my hands. I don't know what that means...maybe I just need to get a good watch.

The six things I could never do without

For this question I'd have to say numbers one through six

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Radcliffy! What the hell is Radcliffy? The only clue I have is that there is a Radcliffe Institute for Advanced Study at Harvard... First the "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?" now this...

On a typical Friday night I am

Coloring...in the lines and everything...take that life I win again. :-)

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here

It's 3:00am in the morning and I'm running on soda...so I might do all sorts of crazy things... and hopefully one of them leads to sleep...crazy sleep...but sleep none the less.

You should message me if

No ifs you know you want to.

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