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Funnysis

54 F Westmont, IL

My Details

Last Online
Jun 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am genuine and funny, romantic at heart, caring and sensitive girly girl. Am honest and loyal, and spiritual. I try to have fun and laugh every day.
I am creative in most everything I do and always looking to try new things.
Basically, I am looking for kind, decent and caring man with wicked sense of humor. I would like you to be emotionally stable and able to hold up your end of conversation. Please don't be afraid to hold my hand or give me quick smootch in public.
Am trying to find someone who is not a serial dater, serial killer,or looking for one night stands.
I want a take control kind of man but not controlling (fine line!)
Please be kind to animals (I have an 18 year old boy at home and a well mannered dog)
I am not into sports in a big time way-but it's great if you are-unless it consumes your life and you only change your shirt to match that days game.
Let's face it, after 25 years of doing it-I better be a good cook or an awesome defroster! Can you say PIZZA delivery?
(i do give really good dinner parties though)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
wow. Too deep to answer here...lol
I have a year left of school. Figure I would graduate when 80 . Maybe start new career when 81...take early retirement at 90.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am very creative and can re- decorate a whole room for $100 bucks! Am also a good writer and conversationalist. I have been told I am good at listening.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not sure! Have been told that I have laughing eyes and
I look a little bit younger than my age...
(please don't kick the tires-the milage is there!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I enjoy all kinds of classic and pop rock, oldies, swing, big band,some classical and jazz. (I should just say like everything but opera, heavy metal and rap or anything that gives you a headache!)
I enjoy Chinese, Italian, and of course American Food
(hey I like anything someones else cooks)
-Like all kinds of movies except horror/slasher.
I like to read Chick Lit, Inspirational, Mystery, and Biographies but sadly, the most I have done of late is the trash at check out stand!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
God, my family and friends, my paycheck (lol), bubble baths, my car, my computer. (forgot to say air and food...oh dang-I am a goner! lol)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to off myself if I am still online dating 5 years from now!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ballroom dancing with George Clooney then a nightcap by fire with....
(too much?)
Ok -ok! I m no liar but have rich fantasy life...
I am either working, having a date once in a while, or ordering that pizza while watching a movie. (pathetic but true)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hey-if it's private why in the world would I post it here?
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 48–57
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a huge heart and a wicked sense of humor!
(or if you just like me-and think we would hit it off- it's all good)